>haven't masturbated in 3 months >started ejaculating

Ya that's usually what happens.

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>>34784295
It's almost like your body is trying to tell you that what you're doing isn't healthy.

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>i cant even go one day without beating it unless im totally occupied for the day

Spack the tally wacker

>stop fapping for a few days
>actually get shit done
then
>fap in the morning ONCE
>lose will to do anything all day
or
>fap at night before sleep
>wake up with a headache and feel like shit, unrested
What's actually going on here?

>>34784295
how about you ejaculate in me?

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>>34784295
>tfw parents circumcised me at birth and I've never had a nocturnal emission

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>>34784295
>only ejaculated in my sleep once
>hadn't masturbated that day
>woke up to weird feeling and dick twitching
>though I had pissed myself
>realized midway I was jizzing
>it was intense as fuck
>got up to change once it ended
>pants were literally coated in jizz
>most I've ever came
>haven't even been able to get close to the pure amount of volume since

>>34784629
neither have I and I'm uncut

>>34784632
i had so much backed up once i went to piss and jizz came out
also once went for 6 months and like cups worth came out

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it usually takes a week for me

also cum in my anus

>>34784629
>>34784646
In contrast, I am circumcised and got them all the time as a teenager.

I don't think it's related, anon.

good job, i did just about 5ish months.

>>34784629
Is there a relationship between the two? any links or evidence?

>>34784295
yeah, if i nofap i usually wet dream like once a month

>>34784368
in the same boat anon, im so fuckong fed up. I tell myself its the last everytime

>>34784295
are you trying to say that's a bad thing?

I've had some really satisfying cumplosions from my sex dreams. It's like fapping with VR goggles on, but you don't even have to touch your dick.

>tfw I ONLY have nocturnal emissions because I just can't jerk off to completion
JUST

>>34784295
That's normal, it's called a wet dream.
That's literally how you summon a succubus.

>>34784629
What? Cumming in your sleep is due to hormones and how often you masturbate. Doesn't matter if you're cut. Stop fapping.

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>>34784295
How does it feel to rape yourself in your sleep?

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>>34784295
>cant stop fapping long enough to have lewd dreams

>>34787645
They're worth it.
One time my sister jerked me off in my dream. Best shit ever.

>>34787645
It's not lewd dreams.
>go to sleep
>wake up
>cum covering your underwear and covers
>didn't even feel anything

Wow, very fun

>>34784295
I always get lewd dreams and I wake up panting but I never cum or whatever

>nofap day 76
>not a single wet dream

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>>34787689
>didn't even feel anything

I only ever had 1 wet dream after not fapping for like a month and it was pretty intense. I was getting aroused in my dreams and felt my boner and woke up to some gnarly hands free orgasm. It was pretty huge too since I was so backed up

>>34787689
>>34787776
Dumb deep sleepers.

>>34784295
Literally happens within two days to me. Just kill me now.

I'm on no fap day 3, going pretty strong.
I envy you, stay strong.

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>tfw have wet dreams often
>tfw usually about family members
>tfw including dog

>lucid dreaming master race
>literally created a girl out of thin air to fuck

Best shit ever.

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>>34784295
Good for you! That is the only time you should ever ejaculate

>>34784316
You are retarded. Nocturnal emissions are a sign that you are healthy and virile. Masturbating is not, its just a wasteful and addictive behavior. Your body know when to clean the pipes on its own, and unless you have a rare condition where semen will back up into your prostate, there is absolutely never any need to masturbate. Its like pooping, your body tells you when you need to poop, you don't need to have an enema every 6 hours.

>>34784595
only if you have a girl penis. vaginas are icky.

>>34784295
Stay away from /a/.

>wake up cumming from autistic dream that wasn't even remotely sexual

>Stop using prostate massager
>Can feel prostate everytime I sit down
>Penis is constantly leaking pre-cum at any sexy thought
I think I broke something.

>>34788888
NICE quintsS

>tfw did no fap for three weeks once
>got a super lewd dream and had to clean up
>so lewd I had to clean up again couple of times in the week
Never again, unless I get a gf somehow.

>>34788889
Masturbation elevates blood pressure and heart rate to high levels.

It's actually good to fap constantly if you're a NEET who doesn't exercise. It will help prevent you from stroking out when you walk up a flight of stairs later in life.

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>>34784295
>enter highschool
>start no fap because i wanna be maximum manly for mating purposes
>months pass and im still not chad chadderson
>forget about fapping completely
>fast foreward one year, still havent fapped
>go, "oh gee how could i forget about that!??!"
>cum little drops like a 9yo
it was a wild year.

i usually wet dream in a week or two