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>ask girl over for Valentine's dinner >get a 2-pack

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>ask girl over for Valentine's dinner
>get a 2-pack of filet mignon and lobster for Aldi
>pick up a few bottles of Pinot Noir
>spend all day looking up how to cook it
>make the perfect meal
>doorbell
>she arrives, and she's brought a guy
>"Oh hey, this is my boyfriend"
>give her and her boyfriend the food I cooked
>they have a nice candlelight dinner
>start snogging at my dinner table
>"Hey anon, can you call an uber for us, we've had a little too much to drink"
>end up spending $27 for the girl I like to have a date with a guy I've never met, including food and Uber

Should I just end it now?
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you should learn how to shitpost better before you an hero
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>>34784618
>27 dollars for a 2 pack of lobster and filet at ALDI
>Its the fuckign UK retard, no dollars
You're a special kind of retard, arent you?
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>>34784655
We have Aldi in the US, m8
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>>34784618
This did not happen and is a work of fiction
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>>34784655
>>34784665
We also have Aldi in Australia, where our currency is also called the dollar.

>day of the rake cannot come soon enough
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>>34784655
Aldi originated in germany leaf
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not sure if this is real or not

maybe next time ask the girl if she has a boyfriend or not.
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>>34784896
Why wouldn't she tell me that when I asked her over? She's always flirty with me at work. She's the only person who talks to me.
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>>34784896
>>34784945
its not valentines day yet faggot
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>>34785137
For those of us that actually work, the weekend is more convenient than a Tuesday
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