Lol, hey look anon is alone again, buying a meal for one person

>"Shh" finger on her lips
>"I'll give you my big mac, for a prize."
>pinches her nipple

>>34785822

*smashes cones in both their face*

"...and now you're FROSTED cunts."

*exit stage left*

>>34785857
i want to pinch a girl's nipple hard. i don't need to use my nails, but i want to clamp down hard and watch her reaction. whether it's pain or pleasure, i'd enjoy it

>>34785822

Beautiful people would never talk to any NEET. They're too busy being beautiful.

heh, try say that to me in azeroth.

>>34785857
Alpha asf.

I'm pretty sure every time I buy food people think I'm buying it for several people.

I'm a big guy.

>>34786053
>people think

fat people are literally invisible. I can't think of the last fat person I saw.

>>34786079
I'm not fat, I'm just a big guy.

>>34786053
i'm skinny but i eat a lot. i order for 3 people but its all for myself. i get strange looks from cashiers or waiters.

>>34786079
you, when you last looked in the mirror

"I hope all that fat from the dairy and sugar goes to your thighs and someone makes fun of you for how fat you're getting and then you stress over it and have to workout six days a week for the next six months losing that fat."

>>34786226
>goes to your thighs

This would make her thicc.

>>34785822
The blonde's face is especially punchable.

The jewess would just get a kick in the schnoz.

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I'll do pic relate to her .

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>he's alone again
>alone again
>again
Are you stalking me?

>>34786246
Is he smelling the burger?

>>34785822
A friendly wave and smile and sitting alone, contently eating my meal is probably exactly what I'd do. People immediately feel bad for making fun of you if you seem friendly instead of ashamed. Happy instead of sad.

>>34786237
Oh. Belly, then.

Revenge complete?

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>>34786111
obligatory
>for you
happy?

>>34786309

Yup, I accept it

>>34785822
>"Oh hey whats up?"

>>34786079
But anon, we occupy your field of view the most.