Tell me about the first time you sucked a cock, anon.

It sucked. Dude was hung too. It made me appreciate women much more and I'll never suck one ever again.

>>34785723
It was my mom's boyfriend's. Don't remember too much about it since it was a decade ago and I was 8.

I did it because I read it in doujins a lot and wanted to see what it was like irl. Too thick and tiring once was enough.

>>34785768
Just practice more, anon and you will love it again!

It was terrible. My back was aching.

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>>34785771
>tfw you will never be a shota sucking mom's bf's cock in secret.

>>34785723
Well I have thid Uncle Roy, we used to spend many summers together, even had my first beer with him.

I must have gotten pretty drunk because I don''t even remember goimg to bed, and I must have tossed and turned something awful fierce because were down..

Never heard much from Roy after that

>>34785858
This entire post was a straight up abortion

>>34785858
Are you still drunk?

>>34785892
I got a studder too, doc says my brain stem was thrown around a bit.. must of been when I was tossing and turning that night

>>34785771
are you a male?

>>34785830
kys degenerate

>>34785723
Last year in the back of my car in a super heated moment with a super fem gay boi i met on tinder was cute. Im not gay tho

>>34785723
i've never sucked one

but i want to

>>34786085
Yes. My mom's bf was a gay pedophile I guess. What a combo.

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My diagnosis for you, OP: facial blindness, amnesia, obsessive compulsive disorder, pathological lying disorder

My prescription for you:
Realize people like me and the unfortunate guy with attached earlobes are a dime a dozen when it comes to certain mannerisms. Probably not even that different from your average fuckin' person that isn't a predatory sociopath but it sticks out more because that's what you're expecting.

Just look at the fuck's brother, you shit.
You've met my half brother.
Stop the libel.

Yes, I'm schizophrenic.
Probably thanks to you.

Some dude at his house. Sucked him off and he came in my mouth. Looked him up on facebook and saw he's engaged to some chick. Did I cuck her?

I put it all the way down my throat and he moaned like a kitten. xx fuck. I miss my ex's dick it was so yummmmmiii yuuuumi ravioliiii

It really can't be that bad. I don't know why so many women whine about it.

>>34786712
Because women are lazy and giving head involves some work. Most women just want to lay there like a cadaver at the morgue while the guy does all the work.

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What do dicks taste like?

>>34786736
It depends on the dick, uncut or not, freshly showered or a bit musty.

I've you've ever tasted the saltiness of skin, it's pretty much that.

The load is different altogether though. Some guys could taste sweet, others like coconut water, and the rest just gag worthy.

>>34786736
salty milk and coins :^)
slightly salty and like precum, but it depends a lot on diet

>>34786128
>muh dik
>muh 2017

>>34786940
>slightly salty and like precum

B-but I don't know what precum tastes like

>>34787085
fap and taste it ya doof

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>>34786736
No idea. I wonder if girls like sucking cock more when you cover it in a thin layer of something like peanut butter.

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>>34786734
>tfw my gf gets horny when sucking cock and has a tongue ring