ITT: Autistic desires >ywn be an european sailor sent to explore

>>34804768
>Ywn be an advisor to a powerful monarch, enjoying all the luxuries the kingdom has to offer with none of the public scrutiny

>>34804768
>ywn be a voice actor capable of numerous different voices
And depending on my mood:
>ywn go to equestria

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>have everybody in the world disappear so I can ride a fancy RV around the continent, burn down cities, do all the drugs I want, never wear clothes, and be as hedonistic as I want

>>34804991
Fag

>>34804768
>ywn get to lead an empire to victory only to realise that your ways are wrong when it's already too late to stop so you abandon your empire and wander the radioactive wastes that you created

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>ywn be a French fur trapper in the Midwest during the 1700's and be a rugged survivalist

I wish I could just fuck off and explore the forests, rivers, and mountains.

>>34804768
probably for the best, life expectancy wasn't that great.
>ywn sail with a newfoundland privateer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

why is the north american frontier so comfy, lads?

>>34804768
>ywn have an aesthetic that's equal parts Win XP, PC-98 doujin game art, cuteboys, and mallvapor

>the wired is dead and you're living in a sad run-down garbage future

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I want to fade into some strange sort of past glowing in recollective beauty, together with those I remember and when life had a newness I can't recreate.

I want to be reborn as a normal person with a normal life

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>>34804768
>ywn be a cultured well-manered talented japanese nobleman in the Heian Period

why live?

>>34805139
Because its unique geography, along with the general aura of mystery surrounding it, would have been ripe for curious minds. Autism and curiosity go hand in hand. Dammit now I want to be an explorer too! Time machine when?

So many things. Does anyone else play pretend when they are home alone? I have probably acted out 200+ scenarios as an adult.

Feels bad.

>>34805087
i probably would have died before i was 30 but i would have been happier this way too.

>>34805202
you just wanna fuck boys don't you?

>>34805208
>>34805089
>>34805087
post more exploration music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

>>34805240
I want to fuck qt blackned teeth japanese woman desu

>>34804768
Do you think explorers sent by monarchs were held in the same esteem as astronauts are now?

>ywn lead your herd of reindeer across the unexplored expanse of siberia with your qt reindeer herder wife and children

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>ywn be a well treated peasant in a comfy and ultra romanticised fantasy kingdom
>ywn spend your days working in the fields with your friends, feeling the summer sun before heading to the tavern after a long days work
>ywn go on adventures
>ywn marry your childhood sweetheart and have a large family together

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I've always wanted to enact my slavic ancestry/male biology in general

>ywn defend the homeland from foreign invaders
>ywn be respected for your athletic prowess and mastery of combat
>ywn raise strong children

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I want to be a gold digger in the wild west.
Just imagine the ecstasy when you discover a giant golden nugget.

>>34806309
imagine being a neet living off ur giant gold nugget

>>34806333
>time and digits

this pleases me

>>34806333
would probably end up like there will be blood

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>>34806333
You stole my 7/10 gf!
Prepare to pay!

>>34805365
Pffft, fuck no. Most were poor sailors and criminals. They were usually ridiculed too.

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>>34804768
>ywn rescue the holy land