Whats the most public place you fapped in. >Just fapped in

I fapped during the presidential debate, busted a nut to Trump saying "Cause you'd be in jail." Guards almost caught me.

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

Orginalio

>>34804859
That comment wasn't original
Oughddsetggg

>>34804859
Yeah, I see that.
Daddy gave you good advice

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>>34804811
Once in front of a school's courtyard and another time in the middle of class.

I bust my first nut at a gas station urinal
it freaked me the fuck out

>>34804811
I fapped mid day in a church parking lot, one of the most satisfying sessions I've had

>>34804811
back of school bus on last day of school

>>34804811
I fapped in class once, very subtle, but apparently not as much as I thought because a girl passed me a note asking if I was DTF.

>>34804997
I never knew you were a degenerate Sharpie. Masturbation should always be in private.

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At work. I was a sound tech recording an orchestra performance in the little booth in the back of my college's auditorium.

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>>34805138
I was young, horny, and socially awkward, dear anon.

>>34804811
Yeah, I've only ever done it in public bathrooms. I wipe the cum on the handles

Pool showers, it started to rain so everybody had to get out of the pool until it stopped. Went to the showers 3 times to jerk off over a half hour period. I was a horny little fucker.

>>34804811
Park at night.

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>eighth grade
>math class
>sit in the back row
>pop random boner
>start pushing it against my leg from outside my pants
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start rubbing it against my leg from outside my pants
>feelsevenbetterman.jpg
>oh shit
>I went to far
>point of no return
>bust a huge nut
>fucking gigantic cum stain on my jeans, looks like I pissed myself
>cannot believe what I had just done
>ashamed beyond words
>class ends
>hold book over stain, hoping nobody notices
>this was in the morning, have to deal with this all day
>stain isn't going away, doesn't evaporate like water
>make up some excuse that I spilled water on myself

I wish I was making this up. I still cringe when I think about it. I still can't believe nobody noticed. I was going at it pretty hard. Plus the smell. Maybe people did notice and just didn't say anything.

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>>34804811
>in shortbus
>due to spergers not anything to bad
>across from ultra retard
>cant form proper words
>no one else can see me but her
>her
>proceed to jack off to her infront of her
>biggest load in a while
>had a bit of trouble cleaning up
other than that, shit was cash

>>34804811
The public library restroom when we were homeless living in my moms car for about a week
I was constantly around my family never a time alone, and I needed to fucking bust a nut

>>34804811
I fapped in an airport bathroom

>>34804811
Came in my pants on the ride home from a vacation we took when I was younger. I was in the back seat and got horny at even the most non-sexual things and jerked off to something on my shitty flip phone.

probably in work toilets.

The riskiest fap however is when I was about 13 and travelling in France in my grandparent's car. I sat in the back and kept saying I was going to sleep and would pull a blanket over me and jack it.
Must have been pretty obvious what I was doing in hindsight.

>>34805561
hahahaha wow what a story anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

>>34805693
oops meant airplane

To anyone who ever shared a bedroom and fapped e.g. with a brother at a sleepover. Yes, we know you're doing it, it's just too awkward to speak up. And yes we freak out internally about it and it stops us from sleeping.

I shared a room for years.

I once snuck up on a big roof in an industrial area and fapped

I fapped in a gym hot tub when I was like 15, it was filled with my mother, sister and 3 or so post-menopausal women. the bubbles meant you couldn't see anything. think I did it twice or three times over all

>>34804811
a schoolbus. multible times when I was in second grade. I have autism btw.

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>>34805137
Well, did you fuck her?
original comment

I did it at work once when I was 16
anally

Many years ago, I fapped while driving and blew my load in a McDonald's orange juice cup. I also fapped once at school in the bathroom stall in the locker room before gym.

Always wanted to fap outside, but I'm a pussy, I'd need to go camping alone on a little island in a lake or something.

>>34804811
Outside, on a mountain. There were only sheep around at the time but I was hormonal and we were on a camping holiday.

I fapped to a horse dick when I had my dog out on a walk. weirdest I've ever felt about a wank, despite also being this guy >>34806027

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A jail cell.

>>34805405

similar experience, same grade. Knew it wasnt probably and ok thing to do, but years later i realized how awful that wouldve been if i got caught. multiple times too, pretty sure someone knew.

>>34804811
In a room with 5 other men

I used to rub one out during first period every day my senior year of high school. Good a way as any to jolt yourself awake.

>>34804811
When I was like 10 I jerked off in a trader joes parking lot (In my moms car) still remember the day I had just bought some wwe action figures.
A couple people stared but Idgaf at the time.

>>34806279
oh fug I've done this. In a room with 4 guys in military. Laid in the top bunk and the bed kept making squeeky sounds. too horny to care though

>>34806402
>tfw dual sock/ compression shorts tech

No hands orgasm.
The bess

In class, multiple times.
I had very loose pants so I just rubbed my dick through the fabric. My French teacher was hot as fuck and always dropped a lot of shit so I couldn't help myself. Seriously she had a phat as phuck ass and some pretty big tits as well, I pretty much blame her for my sexual deviancy.

On an airplane, under the blankets they hide.

Beat that.

At work. Multiple times

I used to jerk off when I worked at home depot like once a week, and I jerked off when I was the attendant of this slimy little gambling place, serving beer and I was the only one there.

>>34806440
please oregonally elaborate

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>>34806537
>prime up
>sock semi, thicc for comfy
>sock socked semi for extra pressure and leakage insurance
>stuff everything in tight briefs e.t.c
>dress left or right for your preference
>mummy dicked correctly
>effective material
>confinement and resistance of natural crazy dick motion works against self for stim.
>crunch abs for increased muscle contraction

Works for me.
Or maybe ive got a chastity fetish deep under all the rest of the retarded garbage im into