Hey Anon-kun, I've been watching you from afar for a while

>>34825899
I don't really like chocolate tbqh. You can keep it.

That's great and all, but where's Konata?

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Wow, thanks anon-chan...actually I have a little crush on you too...

You wanna come over to my place and have anal sex?

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>>34825899

I had a girl confess to me recently. 5'5, brown, dark hair, big tits. Just played Mario Kart on our first date, a week later we had a second date. We had sex on our second date. Then she broke up with me because she misses her ex.

Now my other ex is messaging me to get back together for ValDay.

>>34826027
why the fuck are you here lad
get out

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>tfw this will never happen to you

Nadir

>>34825899
Hehehe! Obpukisan Ching Chong,! Wang dong Bing Bong tee-hee! *Blushes*

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>>34825899
Tsukasa is arguably the greatest waifu possible, although Keiko is up there. Damn do I love Tsukasa and Lucky Star.

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>>34825899
liar.

edgy and origano

>>34825899
I think you're talking to the wrong person.

>>34826044

I've been here since this place opened up and was just adult /b/ with more tripfags. Was here when Moot shut this place down for being virgins central and here when he opened it back up. This sex isn't normal for me but suddenly just happened. Not going anywhere

>>34825899
thanks for the free candy, dude, but I'm not gay

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>>34825984
that's an enticing offer, anon!

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LMAO YOU'RE SUCH A PATHETIC FAGGOT ANON DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE I LIKED YOU? WE CANT EVEN HAVE SEX OR WALK TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR LEGS ARE BROKEN. I MIGHT AS WELL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE OF SPERGATRY RIGHT HERE.

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DIE YOU BETA NUMALE

Well isn't that adorable? How nice. Likewise.

>>34825899
>Please accept this chocolate as a symbol of my admiration.
thanks!