>Tuesday, February 14
>>34825247
0h pls n0
but it's not the 14th yet?
AKA the day of Saint Cyril and Methodius, patrons of glorious Euope
>>34825277
It is in Australia.
>>34825285
>the guys who invented the most retarded alphabet by combining latin and greek
what happens then?
beta uprising when?
>>34825307
what the fuck it's not even the 13th yet here is australia 2 days ahead? That shouldn't be possible
Haha you won't be spending it alone right bro?
but for me, valentine day is on a Onesday
>>34825307
at least letters in our alphabet are actually consistent in their pronunciation, unlike retarded latin
>open laptop last night
>greeted with this
>>34825485
That's actually kind of cute. Good on you, little robot. You know very well you're my only date.
>>34825485
>still rhymes with weight
cortana is a saucy wench