Was he, dare I say, our guy?

Slytherin=/pol/ and /biz/
Gryffindor=/sp/ and /soc/
Ravenclaw=/sci/ and /lit/
Hufflepuff=/r9k/ and /jp/

>>34829926
Gryffindor=/sp/ and /fit/
Rest is correct though.

>>34829770
> Platonically loved a girl his entire life
> as Friendzoned as Friendzoned gets
> She married the literal chad thundercock jock bully
> Was ugly as sin, oily and greasy, skinny, weak and awkward
> A magnet for bullying
> Was into weird obscure shit that pushed people (including the girl he loved) away
> Became ultimately bitter and depressed whose only pleasure in life was to torture little children for being happy.
Yep, pretty much.

/fa/ = slytherin
/o/ = gryffindor

any video game / weeb shit = hufflepuff

>>34829770
He was a good man goddammit.