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Who else here fakes being Jewish?
>Changed my name to David
>From USA so already circumcised
>Learned Hebrew
>Bought a few yamakas and where them on Sunday
>go to temple
Why you may ask?
>grew up in a majority Jewish community but am not Jewish
>All my friends got nice jobs etc because of connections
>I moved away from home and decided to try it out as a joke
>Got treated well everywhere
>Decided to keep "being Jewish"
>Went deeper into the scheme
>Got a good job from talking to people at temple
>Majority of my acquaintances are Jewish and they have no idea
How fucked am I if I get caught?
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>*Saturday
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Are you cut op?
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Remember 69 brazillion
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>>34859607
this is a great fucking idea, why don't more white people do this?
jews across the globe are literally rich as fuck, any european could just move to NYC and pretend to be a jew and get a 100k job
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>>34859607
>How fucked am I if I get caught?
They already know. Jews give off a jewish pheromone that helps them tell who is legit jew, and who is just a goy.
The only reason youre getting away with it is because they find it amusing to see you squirm while holding up the facade. The want to see how far you will take it before you fuck up.
And when you do fuck up, they will descend on you in the most horrifying fashion, and you will be sacrificed at the next blood seder.
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>>34859647
you dont have to be in NYC to do it there are Jewish communities eveywhere
>>34859633
Yes i am american so i am cut
>>34859689
they are actually relatively nice people
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>>34859607
bump because this is fucking hilarious
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