>mom called >she's bringing home pizza and beer Today's

>>34870443
Are you gonna give her that valentine's day D?

>>34870443
No girl will ever match up to mommy

>>34870691
No senpai that's gross I don't want to fuck my mother. Also my parents are still together.

Don't forget to be a good boy anon!

>>34870762
>No senpai that's gross I don't want to fuck my mother

fuck off fag

>>34870443
Give her the D


Any woman who brings pizza and beer over obviously wants to fugg

>>34870718
Amen to that.

I love my mommy.

>>34870797
I definitely have a thing for milf/gilf type women but my mom is not attractive lol

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>mom called
>hear some dude in the background and rustling sheets
>dad died two years ago

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>>34870718
The trick is to knock up your wife. Make her an actual mother. That's how you get a true mommy gf.

Or date a single mother... goodluck.