>overconfident coworker slaps your back in front of everyone

If i slap your back will you die?

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>>34932095
>dad slaps your ass whenever he sees you

want to fuck each other butt

If it was a hard slap I'd punch the fuck outta him. No fucking way am I gonna be your bitch at my job, i'll beat any co-workers ass that wants to step up.

>>34932123
You sure about that, bitch? Well I'm steppin up right now. Knuck if you buck son.

>>34932139
get at me son!

>>34932095
>Not stabbing him in the throat.

>>34932149
*starts kissing you*

>>34932117
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAlNFUL

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>have big ear lobes
>girl at work always grabs them and says they're cute

>>34932149
*starts making out with you*

>>34932149
*starts frenching your anus*

>>34932149
*starts pinching your left nipple in an erotic manner*

>>34932149
*starts getting at your son*

>>34932149
I fucked your son.

>>34932149
l fucked your son.

>>34932149
*starts caressing your crotch slowly and gently*

>>34932149
*starts ramming strangers' dicks into your infant son*

>aunt slaps my thicc man ass that used to get me sexually molested in school

>>34932149
Your hot, muscular, 20-year-old son's penis is going directly into my mouth. No washing. And I know he just made a #2 because I wiped him because I'm his nurse because he's quadriplegic.