Frogs and Feels Tavern

>>34972783
Dimple Pinch, neat. Please.

How are you tonight barkeep?

>>34972783
>First 24 hour cycle in which I haven't masturbated in 2017
>Sober since 2017

Can I have a (you) on the rocks?

by myself on a satuday night. Give me your best bourbon, neet

>>34972783
j&b on the rocks. im feeling low.

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>>34972939
Here you are. You a fan of Breaking Bad?

>How are you tonight barkeep?
I feel numb and like I'm just coasting through my life. I feel like I need to progress or doing something more

>>34972783
Does anyone who actually post here feel better after posting? What's the point? It's like a circle jerk for depression

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>>34972961
Damn good for you on being sober and here's your (You). Nofap is fucking hard but I'm on Day 8

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>>34972982
We're all here for each other tonight anon. You're not alone when you have us

>>34973056
Ummm duh.

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>>34972998
What's got you down anon?
oregon

>>34973056
You seem a little on edge and ready to lash out. You wanna grab a stool and have a drink?

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>>34973055
Haha, how did you know? God I miss that series. Have yet to get into Better Call Saul.

Coasting through life, that's been my MO for all of my life but sadly it's coming to an end. That desire for progress too, all too familiar. Eventually we have to start the next chapter, hard as it may be to begin.

>>34973171
>i need to get a glass like that
friends bailed on me. made plans to bar hop earlier in the day, but they arent responding to to my calls/texts now. they did text me either.

>>34972783
At the bar now, enjoying a nice tall Guinness. What's everyone else drinking tonight?

>>34973211
Didn't they drink Dimple Pinch a lot in that show? Sorry haha it just reminded me of that but I haven't seen Better Call Saul yet either. New beginnings are terrifying for me

>>34973266
Fuck man I feel for you. I don't think I've ever had a truly loyal friend. Hopefully they have a valid reason anon

>>34973318
Yeah, Walter White's favorite liquor as I recall.

And yes, for everyone I think they evoke a certain sense of terror. Change is difficult in general.

I'll have some jim beam on the rocks
>I'm a lonely wreck but what else is new

>>34972783
Not sure that I should be in here as I am recovering alcoholic and have been sober for 4 weeks. I'll just have a soda.

For the entire week I ate nothing but healthy food and I felt great. I broke down and binged on sugary foods today and my mind is fuzzy and I can't concentrate. I think I might be allergic to sugar, if that's even a thing.

Have you met any other patrons who have experienced this?

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I hate this fucking trick who baited me into orbiting for almost a year and a half (right after I lost a bunch of weight and started going to law school and believed the women genuinely will be more interested now meme,) so very, very much. Every time I froze her out, she would goad me into resuming my pathetic dance, and I've been getting more and more fed up with it, and now I want her to text/call/email me one more time, so that I can spazz on her, but she hasn't contacted me in a week. I think she knows my fuse has run out, and now I'll never get the satisfaction of telling her all of the bitter, angry things I've bitten my tongue about.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY IS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS
Ketel One, rocks, with a twist of lime please, Barkeep.

>>34973343
i hope so. one of the friends i text and call daily (no homo) so i am a little concerned because he was driving and did actually want to go out to the bars.

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>>34973367
Something's gotta be on your mind anon

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>>34973425
Here's your soda man but no I haven't heard of anything like that however eating excess sugar is known to just make you feel like shit. I think the fact you ate healthily made your body not ready for the sugar crap

>>34973464
A lot of things are. Standard loneliness is the most prominent though. I just wish i wasn't such an autist sometimes yknow.

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>>34973435
Classic fucking roastie but you know you did that to yourself anon. Just learn from this experience and don't let another womyn play you like that

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>>34973581
You're a good bartendie, thanks.

>>34973539
Not the barkeep, but loneliness comes in waves and its hard to remember being happy when you're down, but you haven't offed yourself for a reason, you know that.
That can be a comforting thought, sometimes, ymmv.

Yah know what bar tendie, this weekend has actually been pretty good so far for me. Yah know what, I'll actually have a diet feel this time!

>played factorio for over 25 hours in the last 3 days since I bought it
>when I close my eyes I can still see the game and all the assembly lines moving
>when I sleep I dream about playing the game

fuck, I feel like I'm rewiring my game, but it's just so addictive and comfy to play

Can I have a warm Milky? Need something to keep me off mummy's new boyfriend.

Just give me something strong please.

I caught up with this girl i used to orbit about a year ago. I've been trying to be more honest with people recently, so I told her I used to be into her, although I've moved on (mostly true). She said she did find me attractive (possibly true, idk) but she's not looking to get into a relationship at the moment (this sounds like total bullshit on her part i know, but she does actually have a lot of issues). We were both super casual about it though, even joked about having some sort of no strings attached type relationship. Not sure if I should pursue that, I'm pretty confident I could do it without getting to emotionally involved and I do really, really, really want to get laid and this is the closest I've been in a while.

Anyway thanks for making this thread OP, they're honestly the best threads on this board.

>>34973667
I haven't offed myself because ive managed to fail every attempt

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>>34972783
Pls let me have the new FOUR LOKO flavor, I can't handle this shit anymore, life just fucking sucks

>>34973865
Greentext every attempt.

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White Russian.

Decided to try something new in my 3d art career and take a crack at the wonderful world of overwatch smut. I feel like an asshole for seeing an opportunity to make money in fucking porn of all places but nothing else seems to have much staying power, I've busted my ass for the better part of 6 years and have ended up broke every time hoping and waiting on a dream. hoping one day gaben would see my works and pick me up, hoping one day someone would come along to lift me out of my hellish friendless pit of existence but it didn't happen. I've been suffering from schizophrenia since highschool and it alienated me from everyone. It's so bad my childhood friend I've known since i was 14 didn't even invite me to his fucking WEDDING. I feel like everyone has turned their back on me and I'm all alone with nowhere to go, which is why I have struck out in this next desperate attempt at using my skills to better myself. maybe this time I'll actually get paid.

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cheapest scotch neat pls

one of my wisdom teeth is hurts like a bitch and will have to come out
I need other surgeries that I can't afford
I may have found a one month temp job that I can hopefully start making money to afford surgeries in spring
I will start school in august for accounting and my future looks bleak

I have so much to do in a short time and I just wonder why I even do any of it
my life will always be unfulfilled and I have felt empty for a long time

>>34973702
Got that game on my steam wishlist. I here so many good things about it

>>34973699
Nice man we're happy for you!

>>34974064
I'll have a neat scotch too please.

I did nothing but lay in bed today. I can't move without crying. I miss him so much.

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give me your smoothest bottle of vodka
>been working hard to join the Marines
>it's not enough
>still fat and weak, barely any stamina
>still a lonely sack of depression and anxiety
>in the back of my mind I know this won't make me happy even if i do manage to become a Marine
>it probably won't even make me less depressed
I feel trapped between a mountain and a bottomless pit and I just want to stand here and look at my feet. I'm sick of feeling like this. The best I can do is distract myself and pretend that everything is okay and that I have things figured out. I feel so empty and useless. Nobody ever gave me a chance or taught me anything. I raised myself and i've been really feeling that when trying to become an adult. I don't know what to do or why. I just want to feel some purpose and sense of belonging. That's why i'm joining the military in the first place. I'm sick of feeling alone.

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>>34973754
Got you some cookies too ;)

>>34974103
feel better anon... you will come to terms with whoever left your life, but their memory will never leave unfortunately

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>>34973839
Hope you like absinthe. Are you talking about being friends with benefits with the girl? I feel like at first it would be nice but after a while you might want more

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>>34974114
join the navy, i had a weak manlet friend who got accepted

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Anyone here want to buy a lady a drink?

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>>34973905
Here's another one if you need it. Why does life suck?

Sam Adams, please.
I hate her even more than I hate myself.
What is wrong with me?
>>34974217
Be gone.
Go on, get.

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I kinda posted this in another thread, but i need one of your drinks bartender, before my father kills me.
>be me 19
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>"Wake the fuck up, anon! Where are the car keys!"
>awaken from my slumber at 9am and walk like a zombie to my door and hand my dad the keys
>"Where the fuck is the other pair of car keys."
>"oh its right here haha-" "PUT THEM FUCKING DOWNSTAIRS WHERE THEY BELONG"
>i go downstairs and put the keys there and go up to my room
>realize i left my bowl in the car because i went hiking with my friend yesterday
>he went to clean my car
>later on during the day he says "I cleaned your car for you, anon. I also threw away your shit."
>blind with fury
>go to my car and check and its gone..
>I see my dad's old cds that he would always listen to
>broke them
>go back into my room and realize what the fuck i just did.
Im such a retarded shithead who doesn't know how to control himself. I'm dreading for tomorrow when he figures it out and sees me as the little shit i am and kicks me out the house. What should i do guys. I know i fucked up bad and i feel so bad because i know he loves that music...

Went on a date. Girl was obviously using me for free food. Incredibly patronizing.
I'm tired. I'm so tired. I have no close friends. I have no one I can talk to honestly. I'm lonely. I work hard, I don't have to try hard to be a nice person, I'm attractive, I accomplish things, I beat a debilitating health condition and got /fit/, I'd be mistaken for a Chad.
I told her we'd have to split the bill and she just got on her phone and dropped her smile and muttered "well then tonight was a waste of time".
I feel like that's my life right now, just being alone and making little stupid projects for myself, calling them "ways to improve", and feeling empty when I do them.
I am amounting to nothing but being a disappointment to those who want to take advantage of me.

>>34974237
wow you are a fucking retard man
just fucking off yourself and quit being a burden

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>>34974002
Your white russian. Do whatever you have to do anon. If there's a market for weirdos who want Overwatch porn and you can make money off them then I don't see a problem. I know you probably want to be on new and better things but use the Overwatch crap to get by but always be looking for new projects

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>>34974217
leave dis thread now

>>34974164
Thank ya kindly.

Yeah we talked for a while and she said that if she had more time on her hands she would consider calling me up. And I know it's a total recipe for disaster but I'm still pretty young and losing my virginity soon could put me back on track to normiehood. Well maybe not a complete normie but I know it would be a huge help to my self esteem or whatever. And honestly, I'm not sure if I would want to be in a relationship with this chick, I like her but she has a lot of baggage.

>>34974292
Yeah, thats what it seems like its coming down to. That is maybe after i finish up college and cant find a job.

>>34974237
Over a bowl?

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>>34974064
Here have another on the house. You need to find what drives and what keeps you going. Why'd you pick accounting? Do you actually have any interest in it?

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>>34974103
You miss who? Scotch as per request

>>34974337
Deep down i want to justify my actions, but i know i can't. He's treated me like shit my whole life, and it's looking like im not going to be living here for much longer. I have $20 and am going to replace one of his cd's but hopefully i can get a job and replace them all

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>>34974232
Who do you hate so much and why? Hope you like Boston Lager

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I'm very lonely
Any flirtatious attention I get makes me feel good, and it usually comes from the internet
I'm a gigantic attention whore, I feel bad about it

Tfw ugly irl because no filters and angles

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>>34974114
No joke Dan Aykroyd's vodka is the smoothest I've ever had

>>34974363
thank you very much

I chose accounting because it pays well and is in demand and that's about it
I was going to study CS but I am not STEM minded and don't even have an interest in that either, and I especially don't feel like having to constantly keep learning for the rest of my career
nothing really interests me subject-wise, except maybe linguistics and history which I don't even have much interest in and I'll be damned if I go to school and study that shit

it is all as well anyway. all I need is enough money to live in my own place and hopefully one day drink myself to death

>>34974420
Here have a (You) anon. Sleep well

>>34974256
Fuck her, man. I know you feel like shit right now, but you're better off alone then with some fucking leech of a woman by your side. Good women exist but they're hard to come by, so keep an eye out for red flags and maybe one day you can find one of the good ones. Try to find some male friends if you can, relationships between guys are a lot more rewarding, I've found. And don't call your projects stupid, whatever they are. It's good to hear that you're productive and improving, whatever form that takes.

Good luck, dude.

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>>34973056
>It's like a circle jerk for depression

>>34974484
Thank you.
Its funny how much that helps, just to hear that.

>>34974420
damn queen your beautiful.......

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>live in Las Vegas
>work takes me to the strip a few times a week
>hate the sound of stupid skanks going "woooo!"
Please just give me a bottle of something that will make me forget.
Thanks, friend.

>>34974300

cheers. I certainly will. Everything is kind of samey in the community from what I've seen, I think shaking it up a bit is just what the place needs.

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>>34974300
>weirdos who want Overwatch porn
I see how it is, barkeep

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>>34974473
>>34974507
Thank u annoners

>>34974503
No worries man. I always thought these threads should be more of a support group than a circle jerk for depression like >>34973056 said.

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>>34974657
haha psych

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>>34974791
Why am I being bullied like this

>>34973056
I hope I can hear some genuine advice from someone who was in my position. I don't normally find it; but it's nice to hear some robots that escaped and want to improve the community

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>>34974917
plznobullyplz...

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>>34974584
You need the forget me shot. Domt worry it's on the house

>>34974656
We all have our weird quirks and fetishes. Didn't mean to single out that community

Scotch neat please.

I feel guilty about the things I masturbate too, the violent thoughts that go through my head bother me. I feel like a terrible person without any empathy. I find it so hard to make conversation nowadays, anything I think of just feels forced.

I think most of my friends just tolerate me, I've been a dick for a long time and I deserve it. Feel like I can't change now because I'm playing a role.

Life is fucked.

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>>34975223
Damn a lot of people ordering Scotch neats tonight. What causes you to act like a dick to everyone? Do you think the porn you watch is related in any way to your emotions or mental state?

>>34975334

Thanks bartender.

At this point it feels like I'm playing a role, I've been this way since high school. Some part of me wants people to just slow down and realize that their problems aren't really that big of a deal, so I come off as sarcastic and a dick (see lacking empathy). I'm overwhelmed with a nihilistic view that makes any kind of conversation really difficult.

The porn probably doesn't help, just adds to the feelings of being an outcast. I tell myself I'm not hurting anyone (which I'm not) but I also feel like normal people shouldn't do the things I do.

Fuck, idk.

I think this should set the mood:
https://youtu.be/DHqqlm9yf7M

Bourbon and beer please.

I'm ok barkeep. I think I've turned a corner in my life. I have a lot of terrible, humiliating memories which used to really oppress me. Now, I've made a decision to leave all that behind. I forgive everyone else, why not me too?

Jack and coke please

I removed a really close friend of mine today. We would talk every day and spend late nights up together and it was great. I had a thing for her for a while but it faded away in the past couple of months.

She was a shut in NEET type that didn't have any friends. I loved being there to hear about her problems, but she had this annoying thing she always did. She'd start a conversation with "so I kissed this guy..." or something along those lines and then would stop responding after I'd ask about it. I'm still trying to figure out if I removed her because of how annoying that got to be or if I secretly got jealous and had to keep myself from it.

>>34975691
Do not repent the past, not brood on the future. Live in the the present. By brooding over the future and repenting the past, fools dry up like reeds cut down in the sun.

Absinthe please.

I just like the taste.

University starts tomorrow and I'm half prepared. Psychology had better be good (all the subjects relevant to my CompSci degree have prerequisites)

>>34972783
Hey bartender can i get a rum and coke

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I just keep fucking things up. I just dont know how to approach her.

Give me whatever is cheapest barkeep.

I drank half a liter of rum tried to kill myself failed and smahes up my mirorr and campis vops came to my door and asked for me my id # and now i'm worred that i'm going ti get arrested

Who an /escapist/ here?

Just got done watching Blast from the Past. Got post-movie Brendan feels now. Once the credits were done, reality hit hard.

Barmaid, can I get something fruity?

>>34973211
>Coasting through life, that's been my MO for all of my life but sadly it's coming to an end. That desire for progress too, all too familiar. Eventually we have to start the next chapter, hard as it may be to begin.

Where to begin anon, all to familiar. So much time on my hands. But so little drive, so little action.

>>34972783
Hey guys

I want to cry for hours on end

My life is empty and I have nobody and I live far away from my family

For any of you anons in school right now, realize that it will get 9,001% harder once you graduate. I have no social contact anymore

Fuck this

>>34974237
Quit smoking pot. I did, feel much better. healthier and my lungs are clearer. You're father would be much happier too.

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>>34976701
fuck you I'm not addicted it just makes me feel better if I'm never not high and before I eat or sleep or watch tv or have to work or talk to people
you're a towel

>>34976721
>you're a towel
no, you're a towel

>>34976721
Anon at least switch to vaping oil cartridges (if you life where it's legal)

It's way healthier and much much muchhh cheaper. Also no smell

>>34974237
Quit pot and by replacement CDs.

>>34976721
I was never addicted either, I just felt like shit every time I'd sober up. I don't know how your family situation is, but trying to fix shit between your father I'd recommend.

Mine's been dead for years, only regret I have is not spending more time with him.

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>>34976721
You all realise this is a joke post, right?

>>34972783
Hello barkeep. I'm currently high off my ass on shrooms.

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what the fuck is wrong with me, just got back from vacation where a girl literally put her hands down my pants but I didnt take it any farther...

Are we our own worst enemy? Why am I always so indecisive when the extremely rare opportunity to become a normie?

>>34977150
It's okay anon, it's not a big deal

It will become a big deal if you don't learn from it though. LEARN FROM THIS. Grow, expand, get better

You have to

Hello. How're you this evening, Bartender? Kraken and Tequila please with a splash of lime juice.

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I can't even verbalize the suicidal feelings I'm having right now.

For the last half an hour I've been laying in bed, staring at the celing, listening to to the guy I share a paper thin wall with in my dorm wrecking this chick's pussy.

And when I say paper thin wall, I might as well be in the room with them.

>>34977533
Anon

If you kill yourself you will never have pussy

Please don't kill yourself.

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> Be congested
> Spent most of 2017 with crippling allergies
> have a bad headache too
> ambient pain in my jaw and left shoulder
> can't breath when I lie down
> Taken allergy meds and tylenol so now I can't even have a drink at my favorite tavern
I'm so fucking miserable right now desu

>>34972783
Just a beer for now.

Found out my oneitis didn't move away to live closer to her workplace, but moved in with her boyfriend.

>>34977997
That's rough Anon. You must feel like shit.

Well it's been real. I'm going to go wait for the train and kms. Have a good night anons.

>>34977533
If you're so desperate for pussy that you feel like killing yourself just go buy some.

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>>34972783
Hey barkeep, I'm really high on acid rn and don't know what to do. Send help pls

>>34979077
Domt worry I got you. Watch this video

>>34979077
Oops forgot the link. Here ya go anon

https://youtu.be/KVYup3Qwh8Q

>>34974237
I think there's probably more between the two of you than just a bowl of marijuana. You may want to sit down and really talk to one another. You'd probably both feel better.