/chad orbiter/ greentexts and feels

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>best friend all my life since 2nd grade
>had a girlfriend pretty much as long as i knew him, near Senior year he got over relationships and fucked somebody new every week
>football star, played piano, fluent in 3 languages, parent are rich.
>we still hung out literally every day
>high school ends
>he gets accepted into fucking Harvard for being an honor student
>texts me roughly once a month, telling me to get a job so i can buy a car and travel the country to spend a few weeks with him. he wants me to bring my xbox360 so we can play halo 3 like the good ol days.


>can hardly get a job because i'm a high school dropout heroin addict who's practically homeless

Kind of, I was higher up on the social hierarchy than most of my friends but I don't consider myself a Chad. Apparently I was also the most attractive of my friends
>Senor year
>We have an assignment where we have to go around and ask people for their height
>I get that shit done in one day
>Two of my friends waited until the day before it was due to start asking people
>They only asked people in our small circle of friends
>They both pay me $5 to ask people outside our circle
>I get both their's done within the lunch period

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>senor year

>>34975448
i dont think its possible for another male to orbit around another male. if anything i can see some edgelord virgin friend chad brought along that only creeps out all the girls

Literally all my life I've been /chad orbiter/ I have followed them everywhere and done everything they've asked me.

>he hits it off with a girl
>"anon, you can go home now"