>first nice day of the year >i smell bonfires outside >hear

>>34975520
Chill out dude, you seem upset

As opposed to us superior robots who cook our tendies with only the bleeding edge tech of microwave ovens

>>34975539
Microwaving tendies is the worst option

>>34975520
>Stupid fucking normies probably used lighter fluid or gasoline.

This.
Fucking worthless bastards can't even light a fire in a decent way.
Birch bark.
Or pine cones.

Lighting a fire is an art!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34975643

In high school, one of our most adored Chads burned himself by trying to light a bonfire while he was drunk. For the following week, stacys were CRYING all over school. It was like 'save Ferris'. And he was fine, his Chaddy mug was still in tact and he received the best of skin graft procedures on his arm.

You people will complain about literally anything

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>There is literally nothing better than sneaking out of your house from your abusive parents to go camping with a group of friends in a nature preserve, only to get beat to shit when you come home because you smell like ash from the bonfire.

Fuck you OP, back when i had friends moments like these were all i had.

the smell of a bonfire brings back so many good memories that i just end up getting sad that its all over.

>>34975643
I can barely cook spaghetti. How do you make a bonfire?