/britfeel/

>>35011633
Really fucking love tits, lads

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>>35011658
I love tits as well.
/Britfeel/ Tit edition

>>35011633
wtf someone changed "mr paki" into "mr patel" on the picture.

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>>35011705
favourite tits right here

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>>35011633

Post waifus lads

orgeganio

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>tfw Little Jacob spent forever getting into the car so I got arrested
Fuck
Also post your waifus

>>35012134
>>35012149
Oh, didn't update the thread in time to see your one, lad.

First for wanting it all to end

>>35012172

First for having a happy and satisfying life

>>35012191
First for all normies should leave right now

>>35012208

First for all robots are freaks and we don't want them posting here

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>>35011705
God fucking dammit.
I only can get so erect lad.

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official gay parts tierlist of /britfeel/

>>35011782
whats wrong with that, lad?

>want to tidy my room
>the shame I'll get off my parents when I take about 6 plates down

It's a hard life

Please, KEK, let there be a monumental cataclysm very soon.

>>35012435
Smash the plates over their heads.

Anyone here tried adderall? Think my attention problems might be more than laziness. Can't even focus on the simplest if things, its worrying me.

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>>35012149
Arrested for what exactly? I'm imagining this is at the beginning of a mission and you're sat infront of the Jamaican bar he has and you've been acting like a tosser in the meantime

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>>35011705

>3DPD tits

Objectively inferior

>>35012489
I've railed about 5 pills but that's probably not the same thing.

>tfw I havent touch tits in years and they were my fat cousins.

>>35012508
Shot some drug dealers. You know, the usual.

>>35012515
Who is this thicc goddess?

Guys if you're over 25, why come here? I don't want to hang out with a bunch of pedos.

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Anyone still here? Are we thinking of changing op image?
I made this out of 96pixel blocks.
Most pixelling apps output t 96x9y6

>>35012548
>tfw touched a bosom for the first time last week
>tfw it was because my drunk flatmate forced my hand onto her breast

>>35012588
Sounds like it could go places.

>>35012603
She literally said to my face that we should fuck but I was sober and she was drunk so I beta'd out.

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>>35011633
>>35011658
I love tits AND Bowie

Station To Station era Bowie is best Bowie

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>accidentally touched moms boob
HELP

Vote for best killer in the OP

1. Torture and kill kids for kicks and still be rusing people to this day
2. Doctor death and his way to fortune via a lethal dose of morphine

>>35012626
Ian Huntley should be in the OP

>>35012626
Jac Le rippeur

>>35012625
>Play it cool. Women are delicate
Yeah bro she only said to your face she wants to fuck take it nice and easy now.

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What will break first, Shipman's mind or his body?

>>35012654
A person shouldn't reduce that much.

>>35012654
>your face
I didn't post that

>>35012611
GET IN THERE AND FUCK HER YOU PANSY

>>35012686
She's a bit ugly. I'd rather not.

>>35012694
>She's a bit ugly
>a bit ugly
>a bit

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>>35012575
How young are you, lad

Just snog her. Romantically?
Slow dance if you know how.

>>35012665
Why did you shoop his head onto a different body?

>>35012665
Did you do the voices for this?

>>35012732
i used someone elses pic

>>35012741
y-yeah

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>>35012572

I don't know, there's a pixiv artist who seems to draw her a lot but I can't read moonrunes, so I don't know if she's an OC or a character from something.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2023765

>>35012611
Wow you're a fucking bitch. I hope you enjoy your lifelong regret

>>35012710
I was saying it in a polite way.

>tfw you start mhmming and muttering about nootka

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>post a bait thread on /v/
>it's still there after almost 2 hours

My favourite pass-time

>>35012754
You have a good, strong voice senpai.

>>35012782
be very careful now

>>35012784
>pass-time
Ah, you're a sly one

>>35012789
Oh, thanks anon i appreciate it

>>35012755
This is not animu waifs.
I think u should go to /e/, /s/ or /h/
There are literally places for that. Not here. Fuck off like a good chap.

>>35012782
>>35012830
I have a use UUUU

>>35012575
Why would someone be a pedo just because they're over 25 you smelly little tadpole? There's quite a few of us here over 30. Fuck you..

>>35012764
There may be other opportunities with better women. I'm happy to wait.

>>35012575
>thinks 25 is some landmark age
Son, that shit will fly by without you even noticing.

Got a telephone interview tomorrow, not sure what to expect since I've never done one

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>>35012852
Hardy is our big guy

>>35011633
Favorite song and favorite album

>>35012915
They'll ask you some questions on the telephone and you have to answer.

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>>35012929

HE KNOWS

blox

There's too many fucking normans in here.

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Tom Hardy. Lost all his gains. Sad!

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to uni tomorrow.

>35012583
NO! /britfeel/ is for british born lads currently living in britain only!

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>>35012382
Yeah I did you plank. in dam

>>35011633
Girl I'm seeing at uni told me she loved me during sex yesterday. We've only been together for just under 2 months.
I like her a lot but I don't love her lads.
What do?

>>35012985
No one in my family ever has. I think that makes us scum by today's standards.

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>>35012515
>>35012755

Sorry, dude, I find real titties better than animu/hentai titties. Forgive me for not bowing to your superior wizarding status, dear brother, but nah. That real bird has better chesticles

I'm the Saffa from the last thread.

Any chance you guys are up for a round 3? We won't fight this time, p-promise ;_;, just take charge of this shithole.

Anyone else think that they become part of the wierd kids because they never liked football?

>>35013010
Fuck her and as you cum inside her tell her that her beef flaps don't provide enough suction for you cock

>>35013010
Make sure you bring your own condoms from now on. People say weird shit during sex, maybe she'll be more chill without a dick inside her.

>>35013010
Fucking nerd..There's nothing you can do without being a bellend

>>35012946
Win from Young Americans is the only correct answer.

>>35013037
We're not going near Africa again. If it gets really bad I'd welcome some refugees who arent total savages for a change.

>>35013042
Nah. I knew loads of weird kids who liked football. You're weird because you are

>>35013082
>not Stay of StS

>>35013056
She's hot though, best sex I've ever had.
>>35013061
Condoms are shit though, she's on the pill anyway so I've no excuse to wear one even if I wanted to.

>>35013103
That is also a good song. But I like the smooth and harmonious music that Young Americans is full of

>>35012946
So many good song but maybe ashes to ashes? Cliche but Ziggy stardust as favourite album

>>35012840

There is no thread that cannot be improved by the addition of big-titted anime girls.

You should be thanking me.

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>>35012946
Maria and Virgin Ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd1EWSA4P5s

>>35013089
Good to know. I find normies boring.

So when normies wear a condom when they have sex, do they cum inside the female while wearing the condom?

Going to bed now

Mum is watching her paki dramas on freeview channel 77 again

>>35013139
Please go and fuck your MLP plushie..

I mean, let's face it, you clearly have one.

who /so lonely they've resorted to waifus/ here

>>35013144

holy shit, and here I was thinking that I was the only one to ever listen to redgum. not even the australian bloke I know has heard of them

>Thanks to immigration, "Malmo is now the rape capital of Europe."

Fuck Nige is a national treasure.

>>35013178
>he wears condoms during sex
>his girl isn't on the pill
>he doesn't regularly experience the primal satisfaction of cumming inside a girl who's begging you to take her
Missing out lad.

>>35013042
Yes

And now that I like football, I massively regret it

>>35013088
shit m8, I'm working on my degree and higher certificate at the same time. I will be nice to british qt's, promise.

>>35013220
I've been posting Redgum in these threads for the past week. How have you not noticed?
I love em either way.

>>35013178
Yes. Unless we were on the way out as the swimmers were dispatched.

>>35013241
I watched some footage from your parliment the other day. Was a total joke. What's the mood like there?

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post your waifus my good lads

chest feels a bit funny lads. think it /mightbeit/

>>35013308
Are you thick?
>>35012134
>>35012149

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>>35013304
HONORABRLRLRLR.

Eh. Honestly though it could be worse. The "blame whitey" days of the past seems to be being back against, even among non-whites.

Check out pic related for example.

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>>35013312
I had the same feeling on Friday but it's gone down. Is it a sharp pain? It felt like I'd been stabbed all the way through with a long needle.

I can feel myself getting stupider every day.

I found a thread about making women into bimbos and I could relate to the women.

>>35013327
yeah the snek is pretty thicc

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>>35013203
just tried watching it and it's complete dribble, worse than our soaps. Hell, this Judge John Deed on that Drama channel maybe be slow but it's a damn sight better...

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Ay up, our Sneklad.

>>35013236
i tried getting into it when i was a young teen but my parents couldent afford the channels. i played it a bit a bit with the kids on my estate though and that was fun

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>>35013354
Thicc you say?

>>35013349
Link to the thread lad? Im super into bimbo hypnosis.

>>35013366
Digits, lad!

What is that creature? I've seen it around here a few times.

>>35013327
any chance to post snek is a good one

>>35013383

I don't have a link, sorry senpai. They're on >>>/gif/ all the time.

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>>35013406
>not knowing about Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

>>35013426
Hahahaha. What a funny animal. What is it?

>>35013347
feels more like being hit with a hammer on my sternum

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>>35012134
>>35012149
>>35013308

Great show lads, absolutely cracking stuff

>>35013426
What a silly bird hebheb. What is this marvellous little critter? Please do tell

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>>35013469
I've given you the source. Go watch the bloody show.

>>35013487
Haha. How cute. What is it?

>>35013308
what is that waifu called? its so fucking cute

i promise i wont steal her. i just want to have a wank over her

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>>35013495
This is the last image of bird guy I have. So game over, lad.

>>35013522
Miia Lamia

steal her if you want lad, she is indeed super cute

>>35013366
which 1 you saying hello to lad. seems there's a few in here today.
i'd say ay up back. but would be a bit presumptious thinking it was aimed at me.

>>35013487
Oh my! You must tell me the name of this frightful spectacular darling little thing

Why is everyone stealing Sneklad's waifu?

>>35013566
I don't know but it's very very mean

>>35013566
because she's the cutest thing in existence

tell me you wouldn't love to cuddle her while she wraps her snek body around you

>>35013178
I actually kinda dread the day I end up having to wear a condom

>>35013566
She's built to breed for us

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>>35013551
The original Sneklad whom I've been conversing with here for a few months.

>>35012946
Sound and Vision from Low

>>35013383
Same lad. Not always easy to find good material for.

>>35013495
It's called Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

>>35013524
What does it all mean, lad? Why does it exist? Why do we exist to observe it existing?

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>>35013611
ah wise wanderer. good to see you lad. nearly forgot i had a jodie pic on my phone from foster posting

>>35013611
>>35013693
Getting a bit paedophilic here, lads. Calm it down please.

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>tfw no pakistani/arab/turk/persian lewd gf

All your anime waifus look the same

just had a wank lads and this blob of jizz dribbled out with like no seminal fluid in it, it was really strechy like glue that starting to set

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>>35013717
>tfw no coptic gf

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>>35013714

It's ephebephilia, which is fine

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>>35013717
How about this one? Would you fuck this turk?

>>35013714
She's actually 19 and legal in the picture I posted. And Sneklad's image is a joke relating to some anon who complained ages ago. Don't you understand Fosterposting?

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>>35013722
How many time to do bash the bishop?
I remember choking the one-eyed monster three times in one day and it was like a dribble.

I just stopping touching myself and next time, bingo! Healthy blobs. Christ, I feel dirty after typing this...

>>35013777
Absolutely disgusting. Delet this

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such a conundrum

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>>35013762
Yeah, call the kettle black...

>>35013797
Most I've done is 7. After 3 it stops being good

all these waitfu pics makes me want to cuddle with someone cute <3

>>35013797
nah lad, it was a fairly large blob, it just dribbled out with no force behind it and it was more like jelly than a liquid, guess i need to drink more water

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>>35013834
No, the actual question is "which dog the other dog would say is the good dog?"

>>35013929
ouu look at clever clogs over here

calm down, lad.

>>35013929
or using the Labyrinth technique "would that other dog say you're the good boy"

Bit worried, I think my sister has cancer.
She forgot to the flush the toilet and when I went in there it was just blood in the bowl.
Not sure whether to tell my parents or confront her about it.

>>35013778
i don't think he does lad. think it's just me and you that get it wise wanderer.

>>35013834
we all know which doggo lies
is the nigger doggo

>>35013961
i think that is called a period, lad.

>>35013961
period probably

>>35013961
Fuck tell her to call 999 NOW ANON

Going to pop to the shops real quick lads, you want anything?

>>35013976
why are you such a bully

>>35013984
>>35013983
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

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Honest question, lads: did anyone else do homoshit when they were younger?

I swapped bjs a few times when I was 15

>>35013998
>, you want anything?

i wouldent mind a kitkat

thanks, lad.

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>>35013998
Turkish Delight.


origarnocomo

>>35013976
be a goodlad not a racistlad

>>35014011
did some gay shit playing pretend when i was like 10-11, am now in a faggot relationship so i guess it wasnt just experimenting

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>>35013952
>>35013954
did... did I.. do a good?

>>35013998
cherry coke and a crunchie thanks lad

>>35014011
no but when i was about 13 i masturbated with a straight friend to porn

i get the shivers when i think about

>>35013998
Red Seedless Grapes please lad

>>35014000
>>35014033
we all know it's true, and i'am not a racialist, i'm just saying the value of my property has gone down.
>>35014039
no, because your knowledge of which is the honest doggo is now useless as you only get one question

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>>35013976
Don't be such a racist cunt.
It's what THEY want you to be...

>>35014027
>Turkish Delight.

I do genuinely love a bit of Turkish Delight.

Can your oneitis hook me up, or..?

>>35014000
>>35014033
>>35014098
>Legitimately defending non-whites
Is this a new meme or are you just poley samefagging?

>>35014011
When I was 13 me and 3 16 year olds would regularly do gay stuff together as a group, for about a year.

T-thanks for sending me to a boys school, mum and dad

>>35014011
I stuck a hairbrush handle up my mates arse for a joke once.

lads i think i going to kill myself tonight
i fucking scared i don't want to do it but i dont have a choice
i pure fucking evil

>>35014156
dont do it or i will summon your spirit and bully you

>>35014140
mixed race myself, not a liar or criminal, unless you count pirating movies lmao

pls no bully

>>35014156
Good bye, anon. Can you kill me first?

>>35014141
y'all got raped, lad

mummy ordered Chinese, Singapore style vermicelli and salt n pepper chips

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>>35014132
Former oneitis. I've moved on to less THICC game.

>>35014156
what did you do that made you so evil?

>>35014175
>unless you count pirating movies lmao

You wrongen!

People don't freak me out a bit desu.

>>35014156
>i pure fucking evil
Explain.

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>>35014011
When I was 12, I rubbed one out with a straight friend over a porn mag he found in his dad's study. We never knew it was a circle jerk.

Although, I was thinking about his mum. A beautiful MILF...

>>35014249
cuck him by fucking his mum and then cum on his old bed

>>35014228
How old is she there, lad?

>>35014011
Sucked my cousins dick a few times before I was even like ten

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>>35014228

Tasty.

>tfw it'll be summer soon and it's going to be wall to wall skirts and tank tops

My body is ready. Almost. Ish. Kind of.

>>35014011
I noshed a guy off when I was drunk when I was 19

>diagnosed with autism
>two physical conditions which inhibit my ability to work
>technically physically and mentally disabled

just have to wait a couple of years to get a flat from the council, get my bennies, and then never leave it until i die

>>35013657
>It's called Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

I just watched it an it's fucking stupid. I like the bird shaped creature, but I don't like what it says or how it sounds?

>>35014146
What was the joke? Like seriously how did that happen?

>>35014141
>tfw also went to an all boys school
cheers for the issues, parents

>>35014058
You're fine, that's about a 2 on the homoscale

>>35014036
That's about a 9, lad. Good on you for being in a relationship though.

>>35014249
Again, you're in the clear - no need for concern over trace quantities of gay

>>35014287
Older cousin? Pretty suspect if you were that young mate

>>35014322
>older than 16
sorry that gets you a 7 on the gay scale

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>>35014140
I maybe a white, angry Northerner but I know not all darkies are either completely evil or complete cretins

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>>35014285
I'm not sure. 20 maybe? How old does she seem?

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>tfw watching a girl with a large belly try and fit into a small pair of shorts
>tfw getting aroused by it

>want to pissbottle
>body refuses to piss
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35014343
Nah, he was the same age as me.

>>35013566
i must of been a naughty anon.
or just meany/meanies eh?,nowt i can do anyway. could stamp my feet and shake my fists. grrr i'm so angry.

>>35014366
I just couldn't see her face properly in the image and was concerned it would be some 15 year old.
I don't want to say anything that might incriminate me with mummy may around

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>everyone keeps stopping me and wanting to stroke my doggo
>he's only basking in it and being a little attention seeker

>>35014343
>>older than 16
>sorry that gets you a 7 on the gay scale
I was very drunk and he didn't cum. Does it make it any better?

>>35011633

>Make an intelligent thread on /pol/ about birth rates in the west
>Get a 3 day ban for 'not politics'

>>35014401
my pupper gets scared when strangers try to stroke him and runs away

>>35014380
That's alright then lad, you're maybe a 4

>>35014406
6 then. How did it happen?

>>35014456
>6 then. How did it happen?
I really don't know.

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>>35014264
I'd love too but they moved half way across the world to New Zealand when I was 16 and can't afford the blasted bus fare...

>>35014435
Had to make way for bogposting and 'are people with brown hair white'?

>>35014343
>What was the joke? Like seriously how did that happen?

He did too much MKAT and stripped naked then started being an absolute maniac, pissing everyone off and being gay as fuck. So I took a hairbrush from his sister's handbag and when he bent over to pick up a bag of drugs he was throwing around, I stuck it up his arse. It stayed there, too. He pulled it out like a minute later.

anyone else remember deadly premonition? loved the way the zombie things would moan 'don't want to diiiiie'

>>35014407
>>35014476
Is this some shit song lyric or something?

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>>35014479
>bogposting
I despise those who bogpost and "take" the bogpill. They are heretics. Follow the true teachings and take the Chucklepill.

>>35014502
This is worse than the 'high on meth getting jerked off while chinaman watched' anon.

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>>35014479
/pol/ has downhill in quality in recent months but then again, it never really got up the hill in the first place...

>>35014435
That's a legitimate and quite urgent topic. How can they ban you for that? Have they been infiltrated? Hmm.

>>35014541
I'm not 100% white and dont care about the jews so after Brexit and Trump I lost interest.

Haven't seen Battle Royale (JAP). But should I?

>>35014679
you wont lose anything by watching it

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I want to be Len's footstool!

>>35014679
Yeah lad it's great, so is the book and manga. Just don't watch the sequel

>>35014679
It's a cult classic. I've read the book and the manga, I'd say manga is the best format.

Why do I keep watching the walking dead. Its so shit. Feel like I'm in too deep now though lads.

>>35014374
me too mate. sometimes masturbate to YouTube videos of fat girls squeezing into a pair of jeans. it gets me rock hard

>Tom Hardy just shamed a faggot on Taboo
I'm glad his character is a straight up bastard. Better than most 'anti-hero' shows.

>>35014235
>>35014245
lots of stuff
but today i went ballistic again, punched the fuck out of the walls and booted a hole in the door because my mum was giving me shit, made my little sister cry. shes fucking terrified of me.

>>35014836
gaaaahmmmm

>>35014854
You're not evil, you just have emotional issues. See a doctor.

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>>35014836
>shames a poof
>bastard

>>35014854
You're not evil you're just an edgy autist. If you want to be a real nasty boy you need to inflict real psychological harm on her.

I'm pissed because all of the Elliot threads seem to appear while I am being away, and the point I find them they have been archived already. It makes me angry because I want to be there to defend him against all of those normie bullies...

>>35008880
>>34988091

Also there's always things perplexing me. Like how the heck does that one guy know his golden necklace was found at the yard of the party house and it wasn't stolen after all? Is he a cop?

>>35014899
One that he's blackmailed into helping him and knows has feelings for him. Bit harsh.

>>35014854
Just try to calm down, take some time to breath.
Take a deep breath in, hold it for five seconds then expel for five seconds.
repeat for three minutes

You've got a lot of pent up emotions and you need to clear them, you're not a monster

>>35014881
not him, but that's a lot easier said than done. currently trying to muster up the courage to speak to somebody about my issues.

>>35014922
Elliot just wasn't impressive. He got what, 2 or 3 kills? Big deal.

How many traps browse /britfeel/ you reckon?

>>35014836
no need to shame him, homosexuality was a capital offence back then

>>35014922

Elliot was a bitch. He couldn't even manage being a rich NEET. He literally had no reason to fuck his own shit up, but did it anyway.

Wish I could have put the privileged, tosser down myself, desu.

>>35014922
>defend him
In what way?

>>35014967
none
no trannies either, that would pass

>>35014958
7 is bretty gud

>>35014967
Zero. How many traps browse the whole site? And I dont mean sissies in a dress either.

>>35014811
I's a new fetish for me. I'm ashamed

Here's the video if you would like it https://stufferdb.com/picture?/118546/category/2127-videos

>>35014934
>One that he's blackmailed into helping him and knows has feelings for him. Bit harsh.
What's the issue? He's a poof

>>35014881
i already am
have been for a few years now, it doesn't really help though
i dont know whats wrong with me. my depression and stuff clears up and then comes back again after 6+ months of feeling normal, but much worse than the last episode.

i feel like a lost cause
i cause my family so much grief, its not fair on them

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>>35013462
No my waifu

>>35015074
How many lead characters are openly hostile towards gay people these days? I'm not debating the morality of it, it's just unusual.

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>>35013462
>>35015086
Stop posting my waifu already!

>>35015120
He wasn't openly violent. He was warning them that soldiers were on their way, he was doing them a favour.

>Friend keeps raging during our online games

Makes it awkward playing with him tbqh it gets really annoying

>>35014836
Delaney is a bit gay himself sometimes though.

>>35015212
tell him to stop being a pussy.

>>35015189
We're probably talking about different scenes
>I dont keep anybody around me that doesnt deserve what I get
>does that include me?
>Yes that includes you. Only half a man.
*fag looks sad*

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>>35015086
>>35015172
what an extremely flat waifu

Anyone here commute by train? Is it awful?

I may soon be faced with the choice of super expensive rent inside a city or commuting in from an outlying village, the question is whether that extra 45 mins-1 hour travel time per day is really worth it.

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>Ask friend what he's been up to this evening
>He sends a picture
>It's him and his girlfriend at a 'Refugees welcome/Dump Trump' rally
>This isn't a meme, this is real life
>If someone else made this post, I'd call it bait

>>35015015
loads lad

>>35015212
i used to do that, smashed loads of controllers

>>35015063
I am ashamed to admit how many times I've wanked to this video.

https://youtu.be/Xydv-rqmVr4

>>35015286
I can hear him throw his controller whenever he dies, want to tell him to calm down but he's the only friend I have with the game

>>35015284
Call him a cuckhold and unfriend him.

>>35014973
Elliot was a British hero

Another fine export

>>35015248
Delaney has already fucked that closet tranny though, hasn't he?

>friends want to out in cardiff to celebrate a guys birthday
>they unironically want to go to a gay bar
>make me look like the bad guy when I say I don't want to step foot in a gay bar
Honestly considering backing out of it

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>>35012946
>Song
Circles by EDEN

>Album
Talon of the Hawk by The Front Bottoms
or
Holy Fire by Foals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8ElyrwtEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L325JJ9MFxQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFydGUg0KiI

>>35014958
He killed 6 people and injured 13. Altho that is not what is impressive about him, but everything else, and also the fact he actually had courage to do something like what he did, even if it is not recommendable to start shooting people randomly as you may hit someone who is like you, bullied and ostracized or someone who is just a good person, trying to accept everyone.

>>35014973
Riches and priviledges do NOT make up the lack of love or social acceptance. Those are our basic needs, not to have a flashy car or luxurious vacations. It only appears like that to a poor person, that he should have been happy with his life. I am poor too, but I have been less poor too so I understand. Also I have been totally ostracized by my peers when younger. It was pure hell, as if I could not be sure if I will be killed later on for not being acceptable.

>>35014995
By correcting the wrong ideas the normie bullies have about him. Altho I am not sure if it works. As a matter of fact I'm suspecting the "normie bullies" are some secret agents trying to make him appear less admirable, to prevent anyone doing the same he did.

>>35015336
I dont think so. He made it seem like they'd hang out and the tranny found it 'torturous' which makes me think they didnt bone.

>>35015284
Unfriend him right this now.

>>35015310
give him a cuddle

>>35015341
>having friends

there's yer problem

ebinanon pls respond

>>35015350
>Riches and priviledges do NOT make up the lack of love or social acceptance.

I wasn't saying they do, but that doesn't mean you get to blame the world and throw a lethal hissy fit because you can't find a bird to give you a tug.

>>35015350
>As a matter of fact I'm suspecting the "normie bullies" are some secret agents trying to make him appear less admirable, to prevent anyone doing the same he did.
>making your bait obvious
Interesting technique.

>>35015364
I'm pretty sure in one of the earlier episodes they spoke of a gay encounter they had together.

CAN'T STOP WASTING TIME

>>35015350
you are seriously mentally ill

>>35015284
I confronted my friend who went to one of those things. Bitch started whining like a bitch.

>>35015384
shh he's sleeping original

>>35015421
tell us the story anon. i am interested. should tell him to read on the genealogy of Morals by Nietzsche

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>>35015284
Is this him or his girlfriend?

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>>35015288
>that belly and love handle jiggle
This should be this arousing

>>35015284
this is blatant bait

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>Job vacancy sign in shop window
>Says to email them for more info
>Email them asking for more info
>No reply

Why do people do this?

>>35015388
Elliot had Schizotypal Personality Disorder, so he actually thought that the girls were deliberately trying to hurt him by rejecting him. Also he suffered from this rejection ten times more than a normal person, because his brain chemistry was not working the right way. All he needed was a proper psychiatrist to order proper treatment for him.

>>35015389
I am not a secret agent, if that is what you mean.

>>35015416
On the basis of what? Because I want to defend him?

>>35015555
At least you got quads you gainfully unemployed fellow.

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>>35015436
I don't care, I want to feed him my cum

>>35015477
That is absolutely fucking terrifying.

>>35015555
Trees sure were bigger back then.

>>35015284
Heh a friend of mine suggested in our group chat we go to an anti-brexit rally, we just made fun of him

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>>35015555
>Nice quads

When did you e-mail them? Of it was 10 minutes ago then I will laugh at you

>>35015454
>I dont understand, what are people hoping to protest Trump?
>We want people to know how outraged we are by his disgusting views
>Isnt there million of people in the world who could use this kind of outrage? Why dont people make this much noise for women in muslim countries being treated like slaves?
>Plenty of people around the world are working to make that better already. What's wrong with letting everyone know we dont want his visiting?
>just seems like a way for people to feel good about themselves for an evening. Mostly third wave feminists who are offended by the truth that women are sluts for the rich and powerful
>why do you have to be such a dick? This isnt just a womens issue, plenty of men were there
>I bet. Shout anti-Trump stuff for a couple of ours and get an easy shag
>user is offline

>>35015637
About a week ago. Thinking of emailing again but I don't want to minge them off.

>>35015627
why dont all these do something actually useful like help homeless people. there are tons of homeless people on the street because they are mentally ill, and didnt receive the help they need.

we should be helping our before we start accepting refugees

>>35015656
>view gets challenged
>remove person

>>35015573
You cant seriously believe people are purposfully putting Elliot down to stop other uprisings?

>>35015684
The very concept of 'our own' is offensive to people these days. We're all children of the earth or some such bollocks.

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>>35015665
I will not laugh at you because I'm in the same boat. I sent off a written application form 3 weeks ago to another vacancy. I know they're desperate, I see them advertise on Monster every week. And yet, I'm still waiting for any reply.

Bastards, the lot of them

>>35015656
lol nice.

yeah, your friend is clearly just doing it to look like a goodie. it isnt even our problem. we should be protesting about our own problems like more children being born in families that are living under the poverty line, or tax avoidance.

most of the shit women are offended about is shit men always say, and it was a private conversation.

What do you think your mum's "number" is?
Did it stop once she met your dad?

>>35015719
>The very concept of 'our own' is offensive to people these days

true. the fact is that it was our ancestors that built this country so it should be us that receive the benefits from it before anyone else, not someone from a completely different country.

imagine if we built something great for our children and the rewards of it where reaped by outsiders

>>35015695
Why not? The truth is, there ARE FBI or other agents posting in the internet and discussing with people in cover up roles, to track those who are planning some crimes. Some even have been caught for mistakenly revealing their plans to these agents. If they'd be monitoring this forum, and occasionally participating, why would they not try and disencourage people to admire criminals or to follow their footsteps?

*cuts arm*
waheeey
edgyboy

>>35016007
you're not the only 1 lad.
we gotta do what we gotta do

Has anyone here ever been to a 5 star hotel?

I'm going to one in London this weekend with a girl and I'm hoping to lose my virginity.

But the plush atmosphere intimidates me. I'm from a council estate. Will they even let me in?

>>35016085
It's not like a fancy restaurant or a night club

There's no dress code for hotels

Thankfully

>>35016085
As long as you're not wearing trainers. They'll still know you've hired a hooker though and might object to her coming in.

>>35016085
Have you booked a room? What's the situation.

>>35016007
>>35016051
Show scars faggots. I gave that shit up a couple of years ago. Hope you didnt go overboard.

>>35016118
Good, that is reassuring because the hotel is expensive as fuck and I don't have the money for a new outfit on top of that.
>>35016141
>>35016204
She's not a hooker surprisingly. I met her on Tinder. She's a single mum but I can deal with that. Just need to lose the v-card.

Room is fully booked. The Four Seasons on Park Lane. It was 390 for the night but I'm hoping it will be worth it.

>>35016141
"Wearing trainers" brought this to my mind. One of the best British bands ever.

https://youtu.be/u6jpPBw__SA

>>35016256
>book an expensive as fuck hotel in the hopes of fucking a single mum
Mate you should have stuck to Premier Inn

>>35016293
I know it's a bit of a splurge lad. But she was telling me about her exes who were really well off and treated her to rooms in expensive hotels. Didn't want to look bad in comparison.

It's nearly two whole months worth of jobseekers allowance but I had a bit put away.

>>35016371
Jesus. Hope it goes well. Just be as forward as humanly possible once you get in there. Dont 'wait for the right moment' or think about it too much. Any woman that makes a man pay for a hotel room and doesnt fuck him is a total bitch.

>>35016425
Yeah it's pretty obvious that she's going to fuck me, she's been giving me the come on.

To be fair she seems really nice. I doubt she'd have gotten me to pay for such an expensive room if she knew I was on the dole. But I didn't want to take any chances by telling her.

>>35016371
>It's nearly two whole months worth of jobseekers allowance but I had a bit put away.

what is the point, lad? you're not going to be able to keep up the act. i hope you at least get sex because blood ell this will be a waste of money if you dont.

>>35016425
>Any woman that makes a man pay for a hotel room and doesnt fuck him is a total bitch.

this too. i used to fuck my ex every time we booked a hotel. she would fuck me with out question. we went splits though tbf.

>>35016252
i think i took a picture of one of my deep cuts with DS, ill post it when i can be arsed getting up

Lads I think this is finally it.

I've lost contact with all my friends and family because of my drinking. I've got absolutely zero prospects apart from some savings which I spent on prozzys, booze and drugs, and rope of course .

Thanks lads, you've been with me til the last, it's been fun

P.S. reply to this post or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>35016479
lol she is gonna think you're really rich

>watching a really chill stream
>his chosen music aggressive and quick electronic music
Shame

Kek that faggot Milo has had his book cancelled and is probably getting fired. What a tard.

>>35016576
>a homosexual advocates that paedophilia is okay
What did you expect

why the fuck does nobody here give me (you)s anymore

it was so comfy last year

what happened to amir?

>>35016560
>P.S. reply to this post or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I fucking wish she would

>>35016605
Akcully it's not paedophilla because 13 year olds are developed and can be mature and blah blah blah

>>35016576
I dislike him a lot. I liked him a lot before this 'Dangerous Faggot' tour, I thought he was funny.

He's a provocateur but he hasn't used this excuse to excuse this creepy gay lolita shit he was peddling. He's finished and I'm glad to see him go, I always thought there was something off about him since he went on that cringe tour.

im not being an internet tough guy here, but i think i could beat maybe 85% of you in a fight

>25 years old
>""""normie""""
>good job with good salary but no savings
>job is also boring
>just ruined relationship with hot and genuinely lovely girl
>lost contact with friends
>on the steep downward gradient to depressionville
>drink every night
>occasionally say out loud 'i want to kill myself' when nobody is around
>too skinny and boyish looking to get another hot gf
>no hobbies
>live in a shared flat with housemates i cannot relate to
>spend most of my time in my room on /o/ or watching shitty anime on repeat

help please lads

>>35016644
>tfw you kind of want someone to beat you up a little but not enough that it'd hurt for more than say half an hour or leave any bruises that clothes can't hide

>>35016534
The idea is for us to get to know each other and then hopefully she'll like me for who I am and I can drop the pretense.

In my heart I know that's unlikely though so I am at least hoping for a shag before she twigs.

>>35016562
That's the plan!

>>35016688
How did you ruin the relationship lad?

Stop drinking every night or you will have physical problems, and sooner than you think.

>>35016252
i'm really just starting out on my adventures with razor blades. i'm liking the precise slices more than a deep cut. mine are more laughable than anything. i just like seeing the blood. when i'm after pain i smash my fist into a wall. fucked that up years ago, good 3-4 punches and it's fucked.

>>35016644
>ctrl c 'navy seals'
>ctrl v

>>35016700
i can do some dominatrix stuff for a reasonable rate lad, Lawrence of arabia used to pay an old army friend to beat him don't you know

>>35016764
nah, even paying would break the entire idea of the thing.
it must be spontaneous and external, and even then it'd fuck up because i wouldn't react properly.

such is the strife of the pathological liar.

>>35016747
by being a fucking idiot.
i've been texting some yank slag on and off for like 5 years - we send each other nudes and shit.

i sent her a dick pic and my gf saw the response flash up on my phone screen the next day.

i don't want sympathy for it. i keep hurting people.

i stopped texting the yank though.

>>35016644
I'll meet you by the canal in 5 minutes.

>>35016783
what about if you just 'happened' to be carrying a pre agreed amount of cash on you at the time?

>>35016783
What if you just 'happened' to meet me by the canal in 5 minutes?

>>35011633
>Get home at 7
>Sleep on the sofa till 11:44
Putting the slave in wageslave over here lads

>>35016762
oi lad, i said 85% not 99.9% calm your tits

>>35016833
i'd consider it if i had some kind of overriding need, such as if i wanted "the time i was randomly assaulted" to be a personality defining event.
although even then i'd be weary because you might tell someone and that'd ruin everything. or it could open up unexpected contradictions (why didn't you go to the poooliceeeeeeee.)

>>35016859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jHvjOpRTZY