I want to fuck my boss, but I'm not all that attractive.

>>35026829
That's how you get fired boyo

>>35026829

Start deliberately screwing things up, and when she has to reprimand you, ask if there is anything you can do to avoid it. You want to make sure she has the power in the relationship.

>>35026829
ask her out abruptly first
then when she rejects you beg her to go on one date with you

in a personal setting like a date she can't file a sexual harrassment claim against you because it's not relevant to work, so offer the money then

>>35026836
It's a shitty retail job. Worth the risk of being fired to fuck her.

>>35026840
Then I make the offer of letting me fuck her for money?

>>35026884
>Then I make the offer of letting me fuck her for money?

You imply that you would do *anything* to fix the problem; including letting her use you for sex and offering money.

>>35026869
I find her personality intolerable. I don't know if I could stand hanging out with her for even an hour. I just want to fuck her and be done with it.

>>35026948
>I find her personality intolerable. I don't know if I could stand hanging out with her for even an hour. I just want to fuck her and be done with it.

you don't have to go on a date anon
lure her into a date on the false pretense you want to go on one

then bring up the money and say
"honestly I just find you so attractive - would you have sex with me right now if I paid you?"

worst case scenario she slaps you and hates you at work

>>35026980
Is five hundred a good starting price?

>>35027137
>Is five hundred a good starting price?
start with $200, I am guessing you don't make much in your job

worst she can say is no
remember that you would pay much less or even nothing at all if you just went on the date

>>35026829
Pic related amirite?

even if this is a retail job, you wouldn't be able to use her as a professional reference on your application for future jobs. don't do it mi amigo.

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> Op offers and she accepts, op gets fucked
> Op offers and she fires him, op gets fucked

Doesn't matter waht you offer anon, you get fucked either way. Enjoy.