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>Got back from class yesterday
>Hear 21 year old Chad roommate banging some girl in his room
>They later come out in underwear and he apologizes for the noise while she laughs, it's his co-worker girl A
>Sitting together on the couch with her on his lap as they cuddle for awhile before she has to leave
>Me and him play vidya and watch TV for awhile while he sits in just his boxers after getting his dick wet, looking like a king
>Come evening time, during a movie he starts getting texted and responding to two girls at once (B&C), a friend of A and a friend of B
>They're out drinking and are trying to get his attention, apparently he's had something going with B after she heard how "good" he was from A, and now C heard how "good" he was from B
>B&C end up coming over within an hour or so, fawning over Chad roommate and I take the chance to slink off back to my room
>Later on hear them banging in his room, he's in a threesome with both of them
>Next morning as well, hear more banging going on
>Afterward he invites me to breakfast, the girls are cooking and we end up sitting around watching TV, both of them snuggled up to him, and as before they're all basically in underwear
>Eventually B has to leave but C says it's fine and she can get a ride from a friend later
>Can hear Chad currently banging B again in his room
>Earlier he told her she does have to leave before evening though because he's got something scheduled
>It's his ex coming over tonight for sex, among other things
>Don't think A&B&C know about his ex, but they all know he's actively banging all three of them at the same time, and they don't seem to mind
>Meanwhile I'm 26 and have never even held a girl's hand
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
I don't even feel like the same species as these people.
>Also worth mentioning, he's got a fwb situation with the girl in a neighboring apartment and she comes over from time to time for booty calls
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>>35035751
Wow, a person who gets everything he wants.. I can't even hate him I just feel bad.
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>>35035751
Holy shit,that's actually depressing as fuck.
Have you tried to get the attention of at least one of the girls or something?
How do you look and how does Chad look?
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>>35035751
>I don't even feel like the same species as these people.
Seconded. They might as well be aliens.
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>>35035852
He's a great guy and always a good friend to me, of course I can't hate him. I just feel like his pet dog or something, who lives with him otherwise unnoticed.
>>35035869
One of the girls, like one of the ones who's there for him? No I haven't tried, is there any point?
He's typical Chad looking but I'm not ass ugly myself. Tall, decent looking, in shape, not hilariously bad fashion sense. If we're going just by looks, I think I could safely call myself a 7/10. But I'm not an extrovert, I guess that's all that matters.
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How does Chad do it anyway? Why are these women willing to share him?
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>girls would rather be Chad's side bitch than my sweetheart.
I didn't ask for these feels. Fuck you OP.
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>>35035751
I feel useless now..more than before.
I'm sure they mocking you, OP. They're nasty people
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Ask him for advice or get his various cumdumpsters to set you up.
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>>35035950
>7/10 with no game
I feel ya. If you're an average looking guy with a shy personality, you're essentially invisible to all women.
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>>35035981
>They're nasty people
I mean some are probably, but in this case he's always nice to me, and even these girls he has around are at least friendly. They were ok with me being to breakfast and talked and stuff.
>>35035970
I don't know but it makes me feel more and more the 80/20 thing isn't just a meme. That I personally know of, he's got at least 5 women he's sleeping with at the same time, and at least 3 know and accept/are ok with it, to the extent of being in threesomes with him.
>>35035986
I've tried but it didn't work. His advice wasn't much better than "Just be yourself" and the time he tried setting me up with a girl himself, she wasn't at all interested and seemed actually annoyed, and just wanted to be with him. And I say this in that, he brought two girls over and at that time was actively banging his girl, while the girl for me was obviously longing to join in with him. Like she was willing to do stuff with me but she kept thinking and talking about him instead, so I didn't go through with it. Within ten minutes she'd gone and joined Chad and the other girl, like she wanted.
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>>35036111
Wow that's pretty depressing, I'm never rooming with a chad
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Holy shit. We're not in the same world, guys !
>>35035986
>Asking advice from a turbochad
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>>35036111
Dude,if you ever meet up with a girl,even if she is just a friend or an acquaintance,KEEP HER THE FUCK AWAY!! CHAD GOT A PUSSY-MAGNET!!!
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>>35035986
>advice
>from a Chad
>to a shy 7/10 anon
Oh my fucking god,you naive cunt!
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>>35035751
The way that you're narrating it really made me see some Brazzer over-the-top acting with the porn finishing up with the camera zooming out of the room where they banged and focused onto a disgruntled neckbear on a computer in the living room.
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>>35036217
Oh I know this from personal experience. One of my friends who is a girl from a games club on campus, we didn't have something between us but maybe we could have. We started hanging out, outside of school so became closer friends and maybe could have been more.
By hanging out at our place though, meant proximity to Chad, and heartbreakingly quickly she ended up jumping on his dick. It was kind of depressing even on just a friendship basis, because it would be like, me and her are hanging out together playing vidya in the living room, Chad comes home and she's all over him, they go back to his room to bang, and then they come back out and he joins in playing with us, and she's like much closer and better friends with him. More than once she'd have stayed the night with him, he'd leave to work or class, and so she after literally just fucking him minutes prior before he left, would come over to my room and want to hang out and do stuff because she was bored. Like she's sitting on my bed talking about D&D or whatever, and I'm just thinking Chad's cum is leaking out of her at that moment.
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>>35036335
>finishing up with the camera zooming out of the room where they banged and focused onto a disgruntled neckbear on a computer in the living room.
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>>35036335
Me and him hang out and use the living room together, and when he's got guy friends over I can still feel alright about it. When he's got a girl or girls over though, I just feel uncomfortable and end up finding an excuse to go back to my room.
I mean they can be friendly about it, but I just feel like a dog they don't care about, when I'm sitting there and he's got a girl on the couch sitting on his lap or something, and they're being lovey dovey.
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>>35035751
I had a friend like this. He was pretty cool and I lied to him about all the women I'm also banging (there were none)
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>>35036393
poke holes in his condoms
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>>35036111
>>35036348
Jesus Christ. Do you have a photo of this Chad? He sounds like a God of seduction.
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>>35036111
>get set up with a girl by Chad
>Chad ends up fucking her and some other girl at the same time on the same day
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this is really disgusting
thanks for making me think less human of people OP
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>>35035751
He sounds like a cool guy. Lika a super ultra mega HD 4K chad.
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honestly you should just kill him. Smother his last breath while he sleeps
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>>35036436
>there were none
You fucking liar, I can't believe you. This is one of my fetish but I know it can only be a fetish. That kind of things can't happened because of GOD I I I-t can't be true, right ??
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>>35035751
That honestly sounds pretty great since you can ask him to teach you his ways. Especially since he's nice to you he'd probably be willing you to teach you to get laid, at the very least you could study how he does it lol.
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>>35035751
This made me sad and open some deep wounds.
23 yo, never had a physical contact with a girl and all i long for is some emotional link.
I feel as shit now. So do you i guess. Some people are bound to have, some don't have that luxury and only bound to feel misery.
Godspeed.
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>>35036631
He does it cause he is chad.
You don't become chad, it's either you have it in you or don't.
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>>35036565
Chad would probably end up killing OP instead
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>>35036698
sounds like you've given up, I've seen robots transform into semi-chads before, it's possible
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>>35035751
Are you good friends with your roommate? You should tell your roommate you are a KHV and ask him to help you get a girl. I imagine a turbochad like him would feel pretty self-conscious living with a KHV and would want to help him be a little more normal.
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>>35035751
>there are guys 2 years younger than you who have literal harems of obedient, horny women
>there are kids born in 2002 that are getting blowjobs and cumming into girl's mouths
>for most people having sex is as mundane as eating dinner or playing vidya
holy shit guys I want to die
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>>35036794
Feels like two species living in the same habitat.
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>>35035751
>they all know he's actively banging all three of them at the same time, and they don't seem to mind
This is the worst part for me. Everything women say they care about with infidwlityor monogamy goes out the window when there's a Chad involved.
I was once working at a student health center and I met 5 girls in one shift that had been given chlamydia by a single Chad in a 2 week span. They were all 7+ and I would kill to get a girl like that even once. Two of them told me they lost their virginity to the chad.
He was a 6' athletic build white guy with a 7/10 face.
Meanwhile I'm walking around with a stethescope around my neck and can't even get a girl to make eye contact with me once I leave the office.
I doubt you're a 7/10. Every 7/10 white guy I've ever met has girls wanting him even if he's shy and introverted.
Describe your chad.
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>>35036794
>kids born in 2002 are fucking FIFTEEN
god damn
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>>35036843
was 2002 fucking 15 years ago?!!
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>girl tells other girls about man's sexual ability, which leads to those girls wanting to fuck him
Jesus fucking christ what an IDEAL situation to be in. I know this isnt common, but it's not very rare either, and it's such an extraordinary phenomenon to me. Such a blessing from Girl A. Such potential for exponential growth. It only makes him stronger as he fucks these girls, because he only gains more options, and hence becomes even more of a chad.
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>>35036873
a self reinforcing loop
it will all end in an global orgy with that chad if he is left unchecked
what a situation to be in
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>>35036873
it is amazing, it's like the spread of a disease, or spread of word of mouth, so beneficial to the chad
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Why don't you ask your Chad roommate to help you get laid?
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>>35036948
^this, you're basically the equivalent to a physics student living with Einstein and not asking for his help with learning science, idk why you aren't asking him to help you get laid
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>>35036348
Whores need to understand that there is more to the robot plight that not getting laid.
People genuinely like you less as friends when you're not chad.
Fuck
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>>35036980
>>35036760
>>35036948
>>35036631
Did you read all the thread before posting ? You are fucking annoying guys.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM A SUPER CHAD MCCHADSON ??!
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>>35036873
What's even more interesting is that women tend to endorse group opinions much more than men, i.e, if girl A says you're a god in bed when girl B fucks you and then talks about it, she will claim the same thing even if not true because she wants both to be accepted and brag about it.
The shit side is that it works both ways and if girl A says you suck... there you go
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>>35035751
We are here to suffer and bear witness. I really do hate my life my friends, you fucks are the only people I can relate to. Soon I'll have enough money saved from.my wagecucking and I'll travel around the world, making sure to.blow alot of money on hookers in Amsterdam, something Chad gets for free. Then I shall an hero after my money runs out, it's just around the corner, I can hear the Church bells ringing.
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>>35037068
just walk into his room while hes banging a roastie
get your dick out and eiffel tower that bitch
fucking beta cuck
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>>35035950
Have you asked for him to wingman for you?
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>>35036760
>>35036948
I said above, we're friends and he tried to set me up with a girl once and while she would have done it, she wasn't into it at all and just wanted him. I didn't go through with it, and since then I haven't bothered to ask for his help on that again. It made me feel pathetic so I don't want to just keep repeating it. Like even if I went with the girl and slept with her, the whole time she'd just be annoyed and wanting him instead. I'd feel to sick to even want something like that.
>>35036841
>Describe Chad
He's pretty much just a Chad stereotype. That's what girls want though, so it's all he needs. He's not radically better than me at least in looks, but he's got the extrovert personality and charisma, so he pulls girls and I'm a nothing.
Also I wanted to say earlier, but him having multiple hot girls throwing themselves at him isn't even the most depressing part. The thing that gets to me most is the neighbor girl. She's kind of frumpy, a little chubby, plain looks and awkward and introvert personality. In score, maybe like a 4-5/10. Like if I had to imagine a real life fembot, and to my knowledge she mostly just sits in her room all day with her cats playing games and coding for income.
So if there was any girl I could imagine myself maybe having a chance with it would be a girl like her, like there's no way I could be with the sort of hot girl Chad gets. Maybe though in the best of all worlds, I could maybe get some awkward contact with a girl like this, and maybe we could end up in an awkward relationship being awkward together but still happy. You know, like maybe I could at least imagine having a chance with her.
But nope, in actuality she's still for Chad only. Once a week or two when she wants or feels like it, she kind of wanders over to our place to be let in, and hangs around till Chad bangs her, then she heads back to her room. Literally just a booty call when she's feeling lonely I guess.
What's even the point, after that?
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>>35037141
are you a fucking idiot? all the women will be on his dick. I've seen this happen before.
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You got to endure too much stupidity to fuck a lot.
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>>35037167
>he tried to set me up with a girl
>once
keep trying bitch nigga
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>>35036036
It is so fn true.
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>>35037141
Yes, that's how it originally was. The first time I ever went out to a sort of bar setting (a wings sports restaurant joint) was with him. Normally he doesn't go because apparently he doesn't need to go out to find women, like he's connected enough in social circles that there's always some girl he can start texting, or is texting him, and she'll be over in an hour.
But yeah he took me out and did his thing, and managed to get two girls, supposed to be one for each of us. But as I said, the girl for me while she was willing, she just wanted him instead so I didn't bother and let her do what she wanted and go with him. This was after bringing them back to our place, like I had the girl in my room on my bed and could have banged her if I wanted.
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>>35037298
post pics of Chad or it didn't happen
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>>35037343
I believe OP. Hell I know a guy exactly like that. You guys are all probably picturing him as a 6'4" shredded male model or something but he's probably just decently fit and handsome.
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>>35037236
Ahh its so frustrating listening to you faggits. You can turn it all around if you're a shy but not bad looking guy. I can relate 100% to how you guys feel. But now im 28 and I've fucked around 80 girls.
If you cunts weren't so fucking lazy you could improve yourselves and learn game etc.
But you wont because you don't really want success
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>>35037298
desu it sounds like you lacked self confidence in that situation and she could smell the virgin on you
heres a newsflash bud, girls like confidence. even if its just fake confidence. stop blaming chad for your problems beta btich
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>>35035751
Lift, Drink shit ton of water, and eat a bunch of spinach
develop a competitive personality and make everyone look bad through your own hard work
DEGENERATE YOU DONT DESERVE PUSSY BECAUSE YOU CONSTANTLY TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
KEK WONT BLESS THIS POST BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST HIM
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>>35037385
And to all the people doubting if this is real, this shit happens everywhere all the time. 80/20 rule cunts 20% of guys are doing all the fucking. This is the result of the death of Christianity and the liberation of female sexuality. Harems form. Girls would rather share a chad than gf a beta bill. But anyone can become fairly chad, go on goodlookingloser or something
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OP has been requested to describe the Chad many times now. Has he done it? Nope.
Because he's full of shit.
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>>35036794
>tfw you're old so if you ever do manage to kiss a girl it will be the same mouth that sucked down the sperm of countless men before
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I would kill Chad and his sluts.
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>>35037469
Why do you want him to describe the dude you retarded faggot? Why does it matter?
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>>35037452
Sounds like OP's looks aren't really the issue. He just needs more confidence.
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>>35035950
>I just feel like his pet dog or something, who lives with him otherwise unnoticed.
Are you me? We're not roommates any more but this describes my relationship with my best and only friend perfectly
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Holy shit, what is this thread.
Ok, guys, I've got a problem, I was a Chad at school and literally spent my time with girls 24/7, even abandoned my friends because of it. Now though I'm in Uni getting good degree and since school i wasn't really interested in girls. So here's the problem, I became extremly depressed and chubby and didn't give a fuck about 3DPDs for 4 years. Now though it came back a bit. But I literally unchadded myself, what do? I can't even force myself to be extroverted again. It's like I want to fuck girls but find them utterly useless and unworthy of time. Dilemma.
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>>35037490
elliot? is it you?
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>>35037648
>It's like I want to fuck girls but find them utterly useless and unworthy of time.
Just slip a good ole fapperino or get a hooker my dude
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>>35037523
>OP talks about a superultrachad to end all chads.
>wont post pics or even describe said superultrachad.
>everyone swallows the bait anyway.
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>>35037298
Why didn't you bang her?
Getting chicks is like learning to drive, you'll never get good at it until you're comfortable behind the wheel.
You gotta get the awkward bad fucks in before you can pick up chicks properly.
The difference is chads get their bad fucking in when it's age appropriate.
Don't worry about the women, men are really selfish lovers so they will just assume you're selfish instead of bad.
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>>35037819
Why would someone post pictures of their roommate here you retard?
I've been in OP's same situation, did it not happen because I didn't post pictures of him for you to finger your butthole over or describe him like "6'2", dark hair, sexy cheekbones"? Weird fag.
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>>35035751
>>Meanwhile I'm 26 and have never even held a girl's hand
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?
"Chad bangs, you suffer"
Totally sound like envy.
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Are you by any chance an Amerifat, OP?
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>>35037819
Dude's probably just your typical ottermode athletic type. Sounds like OP is around 21 and in college. It's believable.
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>>35037880
People care because we're all trying to figure out in life what level of looks you need to get to the east mode and how we measure up.
That should be obvious.
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>>35038059
>east mode
Easy mode
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>>35035751
>25 yo virgin here
Can confirm we are just here to suffer.
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>Chads of the world are literally fucking 4-5 women at a time
>meanwhile you struggle to even get a kiss
M A R K E T F O R C E S
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>>35037819
I've had a very similar thing happen to me before, I 100% believe it. If it didn't actually happen to OP, it most definitely actually happened to many other people. Take away the threesome part of it, and possibly thousands have experienced this.
>>35035751
Don't know what to say but I feel you. I want to post my Chad story but I kind of don't since it's too long (probably 2 posts), I'm still at work, it involves my first gf (first love), Chad was actually my best friend at one point (that's how I got this gf in the first place), and I'm already depressed. If someone cares I'll do it though
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>>35037081
This actually has some benefits.
OP needs to have Chad talk to these girls and have them get OP laid.
Women are literally the best wingman you can have.
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>>35038329
I'd enjoy it. I always enjoy Chad stories. Share if it's not too painful. Sometimes talking about it helps. Desensitizes you to the pain from it.
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>>35035751
Chad's life sounds vapid and empty 2bh. Anybody who envies that shit is a degenerate
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Chads usually don't mind sharing the girls they don't care about. He may pass one to you if you look presentable
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>>35036794
>>for most people having sex is as mundane as eating dinner or playing vidya
This is the part that kills me the most. For me, sex is something so surreal that it feels like it only happens in movies, while for your average person it's just a normal function that they do several times a week, maybe even every day
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>>35038445
>Chad's life sounds vapid and empty 2bh
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>>35038512
Perhaps not, but in OP's greentext all Chad does is bang 5 different people and watch some TV. Is that really the kind of lifestyle you envy?
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>>35035751
I've come to terms with the fact that I will die alone. I recommend you guys do it too, because then shit like this won't even make you feel bad.
Fuck a hooker, see for yourselves how sex is overrated.
All I feel is indifference toward sex, disgust toward women and a desire to isolate myself, and become a weightlifitng hermit
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>>35038512
Kek. My thoughts exactly. I feel like you you guys are picturing OP and Chad as 25+. They're fucking college kids you idiots.
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>>35038611
better than banging 0 people and watching animu
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>>35035751
>getring a chad roommate.
Thats your first mistake bro.
I couldnt stand that kind of degeneracy happening in my immediate vicinity.
Better start looking for a new place with a roommate that you actually have something in common with and can relate to at least somewhat
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>>35037488
>ITS ALL OGRE
only sleep now....
that fucking feel is the worst it's done for me at 30 there is not one girl who would even be decent or even somewhat sane for that matter. Juts put me to sleep already....
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>>35035751
Either move out or tell him to take that shit elsewhere
You share a living space and if he can pull that much puss he should be able to get his dick wet at her place
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>>35038840
At 30, women are pretty much fucking insane if they're single and childless. There is no reason to associate with them. Get yourself a women who is the youngest possible age you can legally date. Godspeed brobot
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OP's story sounds like some cuck fantasy bullshit
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I know how OP feels. I know a few guys like that. They are gods amongst men, they have their pick of beautiful girls, they get to do whatever they want. And to top it all of, they're usually wealthy, smart and successful too. It's never just one thing, they always get the whole damn fucking package.
And here we are, pathetic losers that resort to anonymous image boards as our only means of socializing. So irrelevant to the outside world that we are almost forgotten by everyone. Not loved, not liked by anyone.
Society forgot about us. We are nothing more than a 2x2 inch ad in the newspaper when we finally decide to end it.
This makes me so angry and sad. Accepting this reality is hard, especially when you know that this is your only life. You only had one fucking shot in your life and we turned out like this.
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>>35038997
Why do you think people became monks, separating themselves from society and seeking higher truths without stacies and chads interfering?
Seek the universal knowledge, anon. That has no personality or bias, and it is forever.
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>>35037298
Mate, I'm not really in a position to give you advice, but if I were you I would definitely ask chad for his help again. You only have to eat humble pie for a minute and then it won't feel so humiliating to get his help.
Chads love giving advice and if he is the friend you say he is he will genuinely want you to succeed. I think you really need to have him wingman for you at least a few more times, otherwise you are just going to go crazy with jelousy. I know I would.
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>tfw you realize that you've hit rock bottom the moment you couldn't tell if this is bait/roleplaying or an actual story
Anyone else feeling like this?
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>>35039093
That'd be a really pathetic attempt at lying to yourself. Sort of like Fox And The Grapes.
>I-I didn't want to have a nice life anyway! M-my life here is so much better!
It's nothing but a lie. Only idiots lie to themselves.
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>>35039099
I'm willing to bet that Chad doesn't even understand why he's so successful because it's just who he is and how he's always been.
He may be a good guy and everything, but I doubt you'd get much good advice from him. He probably doesn't have too much self reflection and just acts on impulse and instinct, like pretty much every other chad does.
Did you ever try the Okcupid/POF experiments using an attractive (fake) guy? I did, and it was hugely successful, and I was easily talking women into meeting up for sex (the same one's who say they're not here for a booty call) for basically little amount of effort.
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>>35036631
Wow this post made me so mad that I yelled out "OK" aloud a bunch.
I uhh... I think I should get off 4chan for the rest of the day. Maybe the week.
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Hedonists are detestable creatures and you shouldn't envy them.
I would rather die a virgin than put my penis in an impure whore or any woman that isn't my wife.
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>>35039177
You can't teach Chad
You either are or you aren't
If OP had the potential to do what that Chad did he would have done it naturally a long time ago
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>>35039100
Even if the story is made up, I've known of similar things happening so I believe it.
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>>35036335
This
I'm sure it's possible there are situations like you describe OP, but the way you tell the story and given the nature of this site I think it's more than likely you're making this story up.
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>>35039100
The way its written and topics hit in each post it definitely seems like cuck/insecurity baiting stuff, but unfortunately even if this instance is bullshit it's not far off from the shit that actually happens anyway.
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>>35039157
So what are you supposed to do if you're a guy who women just aren't attracted to you?
And how is it lying to yourself If you admit to yourself that women just don't like you, and you should focus on something other than being depressed at your lack of sex?
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>>35039478
Either improve
Or do something else
But just be honest with yourself
If you're short and ugle that's that, but don't pretend like you're so above it all and didn't even want women in the first place
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>>35039177
>I doubt you'd get much good advice from him
Yeah, I agree. But asking Chad for advice will still get Chad to sympathize a bit with OP's issues. Plus OP can still use Chad as a lure when.they go out to a bar together. I really have to hope not every pair of girls would be willing to get into a threesome. Try it a bunch of times and I bet OP can get a grill for himself.
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>>35035950
You should ask him to help you out, teach you the ropes with girls. If he's actually a good friend he can't refuse, it's against men's code of honor.
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>>35035751
>Don't think A&B&C know about his ex, but they all know he's actively banging all three of them at the same time, and they don't seem to mind
And just some time ago, a normie attacked me viciously calling me a full blown retard, as I claimed that polygamy is in the rise again. Sometimes I suspect normies have no brain at all.
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>>35039827
>Anecdotal evidence on 4chan prove me right!
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>>35035950
>in shape
Upgrade that to "jacked". Muscles are the best weapon for spergs. They draw people to you.
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>>35035751
>They later come out in underwear
Take a picture of her then walk straight into the bathroom, don't come out for twenty minutes. She'll get turned on by your boldness, trust me.
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>>35038329
>Using forced-meme bird unironically
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>>35040021
It's not just one anecdote, or an anecdote in the first place. There were "womanizers" before, but they did not have public harems, the members of which knowingly banged all the same guy, for a longer period of time. (Hugh Hefner and alike do not count.)
Must be painful for OP to be in that situation. I'd move away unless he is already graduating.
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>>35037385
Man, I've tried so hard, so many times. I just can't connect with girls. I must be broken.
Is there ANYTHING you can tell me that can help? Any advice? Please.
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well i just read every word of this thread and boy am i depressed now
what is there of comparable value that i could aspire to be as successful with as megachad is with women?
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>>35036794
I had sex tonight. Had my girlfriend ride me before putting her on her back. Our bed squeaks like a motherfucker so we got on the floor for a bit before making her get on her hands and knees. Pounded her from behind for a bit before she whines about it hurting her knees on the floor and she's getting rug burn. Put her on her back on the bed again and just dealt with the squeaking while she called me daddy and begged for me to cum inside her.
Having a squeaky bed is the fucking worst. It makes me not want to fuck and I can't be fucked trying to fix it. Anyone know an easy way to stop beds squeaking?
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WELCOME TO MODERNITY ENJOY YOUR STAY BOYS ALSO YOU HAVE TO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK
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>>35041082
wd-40 the bed frame
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>>35041082
I can fuck your girlfriend at my place. My bed doesn't squeak
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>>35041135
Thanks mate. I'll pick some up.
>>35041146
How about I fuck my girlfriend at your place while you order me some pizza. You can pay.
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>tfw going to a PUA bootcamp soon
24 yo virginfag here
Scared, but I'll do it. I'm not bad looking or a total sperg though.
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>>35041190
Let's compromise. We'll double team your girlfriend at my place and I'll pay 60% of the pizza bill.
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>>35036667
And just what, exactly, have you done to get the 'emotional link' that's all you long for?
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>>35041082
She's not going to be your girlfriend for long, if you think she is "whining" when wanting to change position getting her knees rug burnt. And I'm not sure if she even exists, no ones calls anyone "daddy" anymore. :)
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>>35041267
>implying you shouldn't be buying a pizza each for my girlfriend and i for the privilege of being able to lay in the wet spot after we leave
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>>35039478
You're supposed to make yourself attractive.
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>>35041367
>no ones calls anyone "daddy" anymore. :)
fwiw im in a ldr with an 18yo girl who always, without exception, wants me to roleplay as her "daddy" when we have phone sex. she calls me that all the time, puts on a cutesy little girl voice, wants me to pretend she's my daughter, etc.
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>>35040501
Do you have friends? Do you have a job? What are you doing for school? What is your body like? Do you work out?
My basic advice would be to expand your social circle, improve your body, and work on your career.
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>>35037901
/r9k/ is like 90% envy dude
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>>35041367
>He's trying to project his insecurities onto other men
>He's pretending to have any sexual experience
>He's doing it unironically
That's.... that's really sad, anon.
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>>35041543
I'll buy you a pizza but your girlfriend has to eat out of the dog dish
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Just get an onahole.
Why even bother with women? If you get a woman, what's to stop her from behaving like the women in the OP?
Children are just living sentient death that neither parent can afford adequate time for should they want to keep them fed, clothed, and sheltered.
Matronly attitudes and social etiquette have been replaced by influence from social media and pop culture.
The only thing that they offer is a warm body to hold and the cost of your financial and mental livelihood.
The house with the white picket fence, loving wife, and two children is extinct. We did nothing to stop it.
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>>35041831
I seriously don't understand why you think you have absolutely any power in this situation to dictate anything.
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>>35035950
You guys clearly aren't good enough friends. Have you ever tried hanging out with him OUT
DOORS
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>>35036481
don't put your ebil words in that puppy's mouth
he dindu nuffin
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>>35041082
>knees hurt
Lol ehen I get in a position that hurts while schlicking pain matters very little. Sad how much of a whore she is that sex isn't mind-numbing to her
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>>35041954
alright, you can both eat out of the dog dish
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>>35041313
>>35037385
No hard work and effort can make your inferiority go away.
If you're past puberty, you can't just will yourself into being taller, having broader clavicle, more masculine face and jaw, bigger bones, deeper voice, bigger dick, etc.
Even your personality is largely determined by your genes and upbringing/environment.
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>>35041795
I hope you are not studying for a psychology degree, because if you are, there will be tons of mass murderers running free thanks to your inadequacy. :)
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>>35042009
>Heh, all women are pain loving sluts like me
Not interested in your opinions cunt. Feel free to masturbate to my cock tho
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>>35041586
She must be mental. Just like you probably. :)
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>>35042105
I'm a man. Why the fuck would I study psychology?
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>>35041902
I've been in a great relationship for five years, I have friends who have been in relationships for longer. You have no idea.
>>35042103
You don't need all that shit to get a GF, dummy.
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>>35038036
>>35038623
Try actually reading the OP first, you retards. OP is 26.
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>>35042216
>You don't need all that shit to get a GF, dummy.
You need masculine traits to be sexually attractive to women.
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>>35042275
You need some masculine traits. You don't need to be Chad. Don't try and bullshit me and tell me that you literally have a woman's body.
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>>35039616
Stop acting like there's no reason to do anything except what other people think.
If I became a hermit with absolutely no human interaction (I don't have the skills for that, but for arguments sake,) who exactly am I supposed to be "pretending" for?
See, I don't even care if I convince you of this, that's the thing.
You play the hand you're dealt, it makes things lot more pleasant than desperately looking for cards you might not have found earlier.
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>>35042149
Why not? Most of the well known psychologist are males.
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>>35042311
I have an underdeveloped effeminate body, most likely because I had the wrong lifestyle during the developmental stages of life (poor nutrition, little to no exercise, vitamin D deficiency, psychiatric drugs that further reduced my hormone levels, etc).
I have narrow shoulders, hips wider than my rib cage, small wrists and hands, small dick. My bones are actually thinner than my mother's even though my father is the epitome of a Chad.
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>>35042368
Skinner, Jung, Freud and the other one were around when psychology was relatively new and therefore people hadn't had time to realise how much of a bullshit pseudoscience it is. Now women flock to it because you can talk about feelings and pretend to care.
Psychology is literally sociology-tier trash.
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>>35042129
I don't love pain. Arousal increases pain threshold as well as the disgust threshold. Basic science retard.
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>>35042389
become a trap.
post pics.
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>>35042417
>Let me tell you some opinions of mine
I thought I told you nobody cared. Does being aroused make you shut the fuck up?
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>>35042389
So what? Put on some muscle and you'll look fine.
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>>35042447
>denying facts because pretending to be retarded
Maybe you should read a book.
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I knew a Chad like this named Andrew. I couldn't even hate him because he was such a nice guy.
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>>35042501
Which particular book should I read?
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>>35042471
Bones>>>>>>>muscle
A man with truly thin, narrow, and feminine bone structure can never look good.
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>>35042553
One about the reproductive system, endocrine system and nervous system.
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>>35042559
This is just an excuse you tell yourself so you don't have to try, just like every other robot on this board with his own silly little excuse. Plenty of women don't give a shit.
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>>35042577
>Read a book
>Which book, specifically?
>I-I don't know...
God women are the dumbest cunts.
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Hi plebbit!
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5ve3hl/robot_has_a_chad_roommate/
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>>35035751
if you're friends with him ask him if he can help you out
duh
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>>35042626
Wow what faggot did this?
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>>35042413
You've gotta be kidding to say what you just said. How do you think people get treated for mental ilnesses, if there is no psychological knowledge existing or being cumulated?
I'll quit. This thread is not not very sensible.
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>>35035751
That's just your typical successful neurotypical.
I'm 20 years old, autistic, and intelligent, so I'm likely going to walk in your shoes soon.
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>>35042713
Mental illnesses fall under the umbrella of psychiatry you fucking idiot. Nothing worse than a know-it-all who doesn't know shit. lmao
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>>35035950
>I could safely call myself a 7/10
t.1.5/10
top kek you're disillusioned you fucking autist. you're the typical loser little shit friend who hangs out with chad. those poor girls have to lay eyes on your dirty mug just to hang out with chad
kys you little bitch
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>>35042740
You need to finish high-school son.
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>>35042884
I finished high school and took psychology there. That's why I know you're a fucking moron. Are you the same dumb cunt that tried to tell me to read a book but couldn't name which it should be? I thought nerds were supposed to be smart.
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>>35042930
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAD GET BACK TO INSTAGRAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35042614
It's not an excuse, it's just the truth. I've seen enough photographs of men with thin and narrow bones who fell for the lifting meme but still failed to escape their inferiority.
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>>35035751
Ask him for tips or to be your wingman.
You'll get laid ez.
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>>35036154
It can work if you look good, but are socially unskilled. "Chad" basically brings home girls, I have the booze ready, and we both get laid. The difference is, society hates me even more now for being promiscuous, but still adores "Chad". What he'll do, basically, is bring home two or three, and pick one to just ignore, while giving a lot of attention to the other/s. All I really have to do is be there and an option. You really have to hate women and give zero fucks about what they think and feel for it to work though. Because, yeah, they'd rather fuck "Chad", but I'm okay with that. They're just there for our use, and I've seen enough of how "Chad's" life has gone when he's treated them like actual people. They just fucked him over, constantly asked him to buy them things (his family is rich), and cheated with other Chads when they got upset about stupid bullshit.
>>35036348
Women are users, and you have to deal with them on that basis. If a woman isn't sleeping with you, don't associate with her if you're attracted to her. If she wanted you, she would have slept with you by now, and she definitely knows what you'd like. She's just using you for validation/attention. Women don't have real friends in the sense that men do. Watch them with even their female "friends". They'll fuck them over over pretty minor shit or even just purely because it's convenient.
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>>35043029
It's not the truth in any way. I don't know what these random photographs you've seen are supposed to prove, either. You are just grasping for excuses because you want to be comfortably miserable. You could absolutely get a GF if you actually wanted to.
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>>35037540
>Sounds like OP's looks aren't really the issue. He just needs to be himself.
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Seriously, you're roomed with Chad and you CAN'T get a damn thing?
I'm not an alpha at all, but damn Anon, you should feel more confident. Being around him means you have an opportunity to learn from him. Get under the wing of Chad.
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>>35035751
If this happened to me, I'd seriously bash the Chad and the normie whores for their pre-marital degeneracy.
COMMITTING FORNICATION IN OUR LIVING SPACE ?
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>>35037167
>26 y/o khv
>no girl wants to ever get with you even when Chad is busy with other girls
>"hes not much better looking than me guys I swear, its just my personality"
haha how fucking delusional are you? First of all, hes obviously much much better looking than you, it doesnt take a genius to figure that one out. Also, quit lying to yourself with this "im not extroverted bullshit" because girls arent instantly turned off by introverts. The only girl that showed any interest in me my whole life and took my virginity came and talked to me because she found it cute that im a quiet introverted guy, and im like a 5-6/10. The girl was hot too.
Im assuming that by introvert you mean really socially awkward and retarded, which you might be if you are actually a 7/10.
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>>35043554
do girls ever make the first move?
it only happened to me once back in HS
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>>35042624
>spoonfeed me basic knowledge
>everyone else is stupid
Nice
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>>35036111
>I don't know but it makes me feel more and more the 80/20 thing isn't just a meme.
Same. I've seen too many fat chicks hooking up with guys who should be way above their league and having high standards for it to not be at least partly true.
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>>35043437
Vain Loser.
Crying is ok here. but leave the /pol memes.
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>>35035751
>I don't even feel like the same species as these people
Word up dem people be shady
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>>35036335
Lmao you motherfucker ruined all the melancholy and made OP seem pathetic
Can't unsee
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>>35036727
That is so dramatic/ironic
I can't fathom it
OP you have to kill him
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>>35043827
>become /fit/
>proceed to larp as a Crusader irl
>physically overwhelm Chad and whores
>they can't affect you mentally either, because you've build a solid wall of irony, sarcasm and deprave larping around your insecurities that now manifested itself into your only way of socialising.
Haven't you learned anything from Friday the 13th ?
Jason is the final evolution of a robot, and he demolishes Stacies and Chads.
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>>35042807
Why are you still up timmy, Its a school night
>also welcome to 4chan
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>>35044078
but Jason can't live if it wasn't for the enjoyment of the audience
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>>35043636
You answered your own question, but yeah, I guess rarely some of them will make the first move under the right circumstances. Ill tell the story incase anyone is interested.
My friend dragged me to a "party"(more of a social gathering) at his house and another one of his friends invited some girls including the one that came to me. I didnt want to go but I honestly accepted because I hadnt seen my friend in a while and he had MDMA. We all took it and smoked some weed too. Everyone was in the living room playing cards or some shit. The MDMA kicked in pretty quick and I just left and went in his basement alone, turned on the TV, layed on the couch and put on my headphones to listen to music. It sounds really weird and autistic to leave everyone at a party to go in the basement by yourself, but when I take drugs I want to enjoy them to the fullest, and with MDMA, music is the best thing, so I put on my headphones and chilled on the couch with my eyes closed. I didnt care about the people upstairs at all. My friend came downstairs a bit later and nearly begged me to come back and hang out with everyone else but I still refused saying that im good down here. That should give you an idea of how introverted I am. About 40 minutes later, she came down to the basement and sat next to me on the couch, and gradually, we got closer and closer as we kept talking and we ended up full on cuddling under a blanket. The way she looked at me and smiled, I could tell she was enjoying the moment as much as I was. We spent like 5 hours cuddling and talking.
(1/2)
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>>35044318
Thats pretty much how I met her. I didnt say a single word to her before that that night because in my mind, I had no chance anyway. The idea of a girl showing interest in me was surreal, I had absolutely no hope in that anymore and I was convinced that I was ugly as shit and was going to die alone. I had literally never talked to a girl before this. I still think im pretty ugly, as I said im like a 5/10, I look pretty good from the front but I have a terrible jawline. The point is, it CAN happen. The circumstances have to be perfect though. A girl will never approach me in college(im 19 btw), but at a "party" like that one, me being autistic and leaving everyone to go in the basement is what made her come talk to me because she found it "interesting and cute" that id rathet cuddle and watch a movie than be upstairs with nigger music playing.
(2/2)
Anyway, OP should stop deluding himself. It has to be his looks. Even if he looks average, Chad probably makes him look ugly in comparison. How hard can it be to have sex with a girl if youre average when shes already at your place? Use alcohol or something. Your personality shouldnt even matter at that point. It obvious that OP is getting indirectly cucked by Chad.
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>>35036348
This really upset me, hit my empathy button a whole fucking lot.
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>>35035751
>I now know what I put my best friend through
I guess that's why we barely talk anymore.
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>>35035950
the one thing I learned from /soc/ is that beauty "ratings" are extremely subjective. Unless you're ass ugly you can be anything on the scale for any given person.
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>>35035751
start poisoning him with estrogen
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>>35042807
Ow I cut myself on all that edge
I bet someone's sucking you off right now, you're so cool
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>>35045159
originally oregano this
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>Being such a fucking doormat that you let him make as much noise as he wants and let him and some random whores walk around nearly butt ass naked
Maybe nobody wants to fuck you because you're a spineless faggot. That's rude as shit senpai.
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How am i suppose to spend an hour between classes, i hate fucking breaks. i don't have anyone maybe i should go to toilet and browse 4chan
>inb4 library it's full of normies and i don't wanna be seen
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>>35039678
I have a few friends who are total Chads. They give HORRIBLE advice.
You know that shit that you tried in middle school, because you saw it in movies and had nothing else to go on? The shit that in hindsight was completely retarded and just made you look like an idiot?
Yeah, that works for Chad.
It's not about how you act, or what you say, it's about who you are. Chad can't help you because no matter what he does he's doing it while being Chad, that's why it always works for him and won't for you.
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>>35035751
Maybe you can get with a Chad cast off. Or maybe be the second leg of an eiffel tower. I'm rooting for you, OP
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>>35036348
>would come over to my room and want to hang out and do stuff because she was bored.
I hope you nipped this shit in the bud pretty quickly buddy!
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>>35035751
It won't surprise me if I snap and off myself soon 28 and no hope society has robbed me.
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>>35042103
So you've already admitted defeat.
If you're so sure nothing will ever change, why not try and shift your focus ?
Whining about it won't change anything, you said it yourself
Find something else to be interested in than girls or sex in general
Do something creative and disregard normies, cause the only thing you're doing right now is hurting yourself for nothing
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>>35037385
Fuck off chad.
You're missing the point.
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