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>was supposed to visit an escort this afternoon
>get a text from her this morning
>she started her period a couple days early
>have to reschedule for later in the week
>tfw no sex today

>>35099088
>>35099042
God damn you sound like a needy faggot

>>35099023
see>>35097322

organ havest

I used to fuck around with ECCIE when I lived in Texas. Expensive but beautiful women. Not trashy fat niggers like on Backpage. I'd love a rap music video tier nigger to bounce on my dick though, but they don't exist around these parts. My best experience was with a petite Filipina woman. She squealed like a pig.

Adultwork, is good.

Read the profiles and feedback and look at the pictures. You get what you pay for but some prices are ridiculous, don't go too cheap and don't go to expensive.

I lost my virginity to an escort and it was great. Though after seeing her I did some more digging through forums and stuff and I don't know if I just got really, really lucky. There's a lot of horror stories out there but the girl I picked was hot, super friendly and really great with me.

>>35099246
I agree last time the girl I met saved my life when I blew the condom into a balloon stuck my head in it and couldn't get it off

Going to buy beer and pizza this weekend and fap.

>>35099023
I always used the erotic review. This is good if you live in a major metropolitan area. Otherwise, there's other review sites out there. Here's my words of wisdom from my years as a dirty old man:

>Don't solicit girls that are not reviewed. This is important. Prostitutes are not the most savory people in the world and so you really want to make sure you know what you're getting.
>Use proper hooker etiquette. Don't discuss prices or sex acts over the phone. Services should be listed on the ad / website. Leave the cash in an envelope where it's immediately visible.
>Learn hooker lingo. You should familiarize yourself with acronyms like MSOG, CiM and such. It'll help you figure out what you want when browsing sites.
>Don't do incalls. Period. You don't want to solicit sex in an environment that you don't control.
>Shower and clean your apartment. Be polite. Offer the girl something to drink and make small talk beforehand. The more comfortable you make her, the more comfortable she'll make you.

Other than that have fun and don't worry too much about being awkward or what the girl thinks. They're professionals, they can handle it.

>>35099708

>don't do incalls

Remember this is a robot you're talking too, he can hardly sneak a lady into mum's basement can he?

>>35099990
this

ive sworn i have to lose my v before im 20. trying to do it properly first but im now down to like 40 days left. in other words it isnt going to happen so im probably going to get an escort in my last week and i will defo do incall

cant get her to come to my parents house holy shit. my room doesnt even have a real door its just a piece of shit cardboard square

I've done it but I really dont like other humans and the concept of paying for sex so I never got hard
>inb4 ur gay

>>35100075
why don't you install a proper door, Anon? I'm sure your Dad help teach you how

>>35100075
Can I get a pic of this door plz. Best of luck on your hunt anon.