You have 20 seconds to explain why you're not out in a kick-ass

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>>35099145
get the fuck out of here and never return, normie scum.

cuz im drunk and high as fuck listening to arcade fire and joy division and modest mouse whilst crying trying to upset tards on this board

>>35099239
Get a girl bro. It's all you need.

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>>35099318
>Get a girl bro. It's all you need.
jlh IS a girl

>>35099145
I have no friends and don't know any girls and no social life

>>35099145
Because I'd rather jack off to japanese porn than get a girlfriend and go to clubs with her

>>35099586
*have definitely original

>>35099145
>going to clubs
>at fucking 2 pm

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>>35099145
Clubbing is probably the most boring activity I can think of.
I'd rather clean the house than go clubbing.

>>35099145
t. no gf

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>>35099618
> Tfw in Dubai
>Tfw 12 am

Rate my girl fellas

>>35099733
psychotic clown / blurry

because i can't relate to the low socioeconomic thugs that populate my local area. i have no friends here, and if i go to clubs said thugs will populate those places. thus, i am studying etc. hard so i can move to gook land, make gook friends, lead a gook life, and lick a gook girl's tight anus.

>>35099797
>because i can't relate to the low socioeconomic thugs that populate my local area. i have no friends here, and if i go to clubs said thugs will populate those places. thus, i am studying etc. hard so i can move to gook land, make gook friends, lead a gook life, and lick a gook girl's tight anus.
I like that plan

>>35099842

thank you. i am most of the way there already. :^) i aim to fly to gook land in august and live there.