What was prom like for you, robots? >asked 3 girls to prom

I didn't even ask any chick out. I just dressed nice and went there. Drank beer in the back room. Then we ran out of beer and i drank jagermeister, like 3/4 of a bottle. I got home in the trunk of my friends car. Oh, and i puked all around the gas station bathroom. And i took a nap on a graveyard behind the gas station for an hour.

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>Didn't even go
>There was no point in me going anyways

>had no date
>get rejected by my crush
>get drunk as fuck
>make out with the ugliest girl at my class
>embarrass myself in front of everyone
>delete myself from their lives forever

>>35099641
I unironically went with my mom

>>35099641
Didn't have a prom, I dropped out of High School because I was a loser outcast with no friends who sat alone at lunch.

If you went to prom you're a normie. This should be obvious.

>B-BUT
no excuses

>>35100117
my parents made me go though :(

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>>35099641
i went to boarding school. graduating class of 9 people. there wasnt prom unless invited to another schools prom. i dont understand what prom even is

>>35099641
I didn't go.
Though it's not that weird considering prom isn't as big of a deal in my country as it is portayed in american teen movies.

>>35099641

I was the A/V guy. I ran the spotlight that highlighted all the prom court when they came down for pictures.

I ran it at the maximum intensity so in all the pictures people are squinting and some were sweating.

>geeky friend sets me up with a freshman who wants to go
>we're all watching some disney movie before we go, I can't remember which one
>we have cringey as fuck plan to get a shit ton of soap bubble bottles and distribute them at the prom
>show up and friend starts yelling "BUBBLES!" as we start handing the shit out
>he's wearing like a star wars tie clip
>suddenly I don't want to be seen with this guy but I'm also going to feel like a dick if I abandon him and he's the only one doing this shit
>We go inside, my date is just kinda hanging out with another girl and my friend is doing his thing somewhere, so I'm just kind of by myself, trying to find people I know to talk to so I'm not just awkwardly standing around
>don't want to try and put a move on my date because she's so much younger than me and it would be weird
>kicked over bubble bottles everywhere afterwards
>bubble bottles all around the mall for days afterwards

>stay home
>jerk off

Nice.

>>35101590
and now, 10 years later you still do the same lmao

>>35099641
i didnt go to prom

now fuck off normie

>no one gives a shit about their assigned partner
>kids from the forest machine school set their car on fire
>1h after prom starts half of the kids are blackout drunk and signing loud drinking songs, dancing on tables and throwing food
>no one with authority is around and things escalate
>towards the evening the party erupts into fights, attempted rapes and people puking and crying in different corners of the locale
good evening

Didn't go. Got drunk and played tf2 instead.

The culmination of a series of bad decisions resulting in one of the most embarrassing nights of my life. Still haunts me all these years later

I asked a girl and she preferred to go with other chick. They weren't even lesbians tho.