>this is the absolute BEST a man can get these days Just

>>35103020
She's stuck with HIM? What the fuck?

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>>35103020
what an absolute beta faggot

also imagine if this was reversed - some fat fucking neckbeard with a stacy, wouldnt happen

>>35103020
look how narrow his shoulders are

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>thought maybe she just evolved into a manatee during their relationship
>where was your first date comes up
>they show pictures
>she was a manatee then, manatee now
>close video

I am severely confused

>>35103020
so is he the snack for later?

>>35103748
that guy is not the equivalent of a stacy

>>35103909
according to the comments he is

>>35103909
he's pretty good looking desu and she's a fat fucking ugly whale

The guy's face looks good from the front but his profile looks terrible. How is that even possible?

>>35103792
Some guys are mental disabled fatty chasers.

Mental illness is the only logical answer to this shit.

How.

>>35104170
His profile looks fine to me. He's a qt. Why is he wasting his life with Shamu?

>>35104201
Desperation is an extreme moral crusher.
I don't care what your standards are, spend years and years alone and then have someone legit interested in you...we will see how you feel then

>>35104285
The sad thing is this fat bitch is so cocky that she didn't have to "lower her standards" to a fat guy. But she considers herself a BBW. She needs to be barbecued and fed to african nigger children.

>>35103020
anon you've made this post yesterday, don't you get tired?

I will say it again, for a relationship to work, there has to be some sort of balance (think of value comparison, two persons need to have similar value as human-beings at least in each other's eyes), that's the norm, you can cherry-pick of course but it doesn't really say anything except "wew this fatty got lucky"

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>promotes fitness
>wife is on boogie levels

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>>35103020
Fucking faggot OP coming on here to tell these insidious lies.

>>35104285
Castration is a better solution.

Suffer in silence, rather than express to the world that you've given up.

>>35103020

>implying some men aren't fat fetishists

>>35103748
There was some article with a gallery about breaking stereotypes about fat people. In all of the pics there isn't a single thin girl with a fat guy.

However there's fat girls with thin guys, fat guys with fat girls, fat girls with fat girls.

>breaking stereotypes
Yeah, sure. Fucking whales.

>>35104285
This is me. Havent kissed anyone for over 4 years. I do not waver. I refuse to lower my standards. Whatever you do do not lower your standards. Whatever yu can control DO control. You cant control how other people feel about you but you can control how you deal wth it.

>>35104522
This goes both ways. I know you didn't say it but, assuming you're a guy, I hope you don't get mad with a girl rejects you because she shouldn't lower her standards. Right?

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>>35103748
it happens all the time friendo

>>35104642
I like how this collage is unfinished and you have the entire internet at your disposal.

>>35104680
you can finish it for me

would appreciate

>>35103020

It's cause she can suck an egg through a coffee straw at maximum velocity.

/thread

>>35104642
>roastie leftovers

>>35104761
they look pretty good to me

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>>35103748
>some fat fucking neckbeard with a stacy, wouldnt happen
Come again?

>>35104817
>settling for roastie leftovers
>implying none of these chicks haven't had miles of chad thundercock in them already

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>>35103020

where is the woman in this video, i only see a farmer talking to a pig

>>35104842
But is she actually into him because he's fat, like chubby chasers or is she sticking around because she knows he'll die sooner and inherit all of his money faster than if she was fucking rich old guys?

>>35104845
You're a fat, ugly neckbeard. You aren' the one settling.

>>35104874
because fat means loaded right?

>>35104878
Triggered roastie detected. Are you gonna refute my arguments or just keep damage controlling with roastie level insults?

I'll admit I do have a neckbeard, only because it's part of the rest of my beard.

>>35104936
>Are you gonna refute my arguments
I already did? The one settling is the girl. You must be fucking retarded to believe otherwise.

>>35104958
It's not settling of there's ulterior motives.

>>35103020
Is he some kind of feeder or something? Then again, Scottish women...

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>>35104933
Under no circumstances would a women be into an obese man simply based on looks. Once they find out there's money involved, she'll give him all the attention and he won't deny it because he wouldn't have received any otherwise.

>pic related

>>35105053
Have you stopped for one second and think maybe this wasn't for money and he's just a fatty that she happens to love?

>>35105447
Anomalies are not a representation of all relationships where there's a fat guy with a thin girl.

This thread is going like this:
>it's not possible for fat guys to date thin girls
>YEAH WELL HERE'S 4 EXAMPLES out of the 7 billion people on earth that exist.

It's like when girls try to justify all abortions because of the very small percentage of abortions that happen because of rape/incest.

>>35104519
Found the article http://archive.is/16c7h

>tfw i was a fat fucking neckbeard with a hot gf once

was nice

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>>35103020
Can't decide between this
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
or this song about whaling Pilot Whales (black fish)
https://youtu.be/wLs8S6kdbNo

He's gay, and she is his hag. It is so obvious. Straight people are so blind.

>>35105053
>I'm not a gold digger
>breaks up with him because he doesn't make enough money

>>35103020
guarantee she cheats on him

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He fucking hates her

>>35105988
Would surprise me. Heil Hitler

>>35106075
>>35105988
*Wouldn't
ghbjnkm

Sorry OP this is relationship goals for me and I'm about her size but this never fucking happens because guys even robots only want skinny stacys

Oh holy wow, he has the cutest accent! Why can't I have him? She's just a vapid twat. Is some biocunt hole really worth that much disparity?!

No. Nope. This is a joke. You got me OP. Tell me it's bait now.

>>35106154
>actually thinks this
>tfw hit on fat chicks before and they still turn me down even though I'm not even chubby

this is weird, something isn't right

she says that he spends a really long time in the bathrooms and that he hates to cuddle

doesn't it sound like they might have a relationship devoid of physical intimacy?

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>>35106154
>I'm a fat lard ass but I'll reject fellow fat lardasses
Can't imagine WHY? hmmm Nice bait

>>35106197
He is either closet gay or a robot with mommy issues who never found r9k

>>35106164
I have a similar accent

uh obviously he likes fat bitches...who cares

THEY LIKE IKE'S!
THEY LIVE IN COMMIEFORNIA
SOLVED

>>35106154
it's not skinny staceys, they just don't want to be with a pig or they would just literally buy one

>>35106242
Any chance you are into traps?

>>35103748
that man is not chad
he looks a lot like me frankly
that's why I'm forever alone, do not consider such whales human

>>35106191
Kik?

Be my bf

>>35104522
this is why we're forever alone
I regret nothing
t. skelly "cute" boy, no I'm not going to become a transexual you trap pushing faggots

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original i'm just trying to post this image without text nigga

>>35104285
He seems like a normie though. Not a turbo Chad but at least someone who goes to parties and has friends.

>His brother is his best friend.
>He can't understand her tone of voice without seeing her face.
>She can't list anything he dislikes about her, so he never complains

beta as fuck
I'm going to find her and steal him.

>>35106359
I think the question should be who has more mass: You or a blackhole?

>>35103020
>Reading through Youtube comments

I hate this society so god damn much
its gotten to the point where i have seriously considered buying land in the middle of nowhere and living in isolation the rest of my life

>>35106380
do not ask for whom the ham tolls
rather mock it for being fat

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>>35106396
RREEEEEEEE TAKE IT TO /lgbt/

>>35105053
Good old Will, this story always makes me feel better.

>>35104642
The Asian guy bottom left has a rich ass dad.

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>>35106494
Good old Will gets himself a better woman.

>Part 2

>>35106538
how did you find that out, nigger?

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>>35103020

When it's over 50% fat can you even consider it human anymore?

>>35105053
>>Under no circumstances would a women be into an obese man simply based on looks.

:(

>>35106830
>TFW I'm that fat right now
>literally want to kill myself every day

>>35105053
Rich asshole. Went 10 months without being honest with her. Didn't do anything to earn his wealth. Fuck that guy.

>>35106963
Tell me how you really feel

inb4 bait

>>35106944
what stops you?

Will is an American hero.

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>>35106982
This is how I really feel about bourgouie fucks.

>>35105053
>guy wants to save his money up and invest because he knows that one day the money will stop flowing
>woman gets super angry that's it's not all about "ME ME ME"

>>35106944
Are you a grill though? If so, a/s/l.

>>35105950
>Stan Rogers
My nigga

>>35106554
>I swear she was being all touchy-feely with him just to spite me
Fuck, I hate women

>>35107029
Because I've only been this fat for a year. I mean I've always been heavy but I gained most of this weight recently and I'm in the process of losing it (lost 15 lbs over the past couple of months).
>>35107054
Nope, just a fat dude.

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>>35106963
He isn't obligated to tell a girl he's dating for a few months how much money he has. She broke up with him because she thought he was poor but her words try to hide that. He was smart enough to realize a girl that would break up because they didn't have the same "future" wasn't a girl worth investing more time and money into.

She got what she had coming and I'm jacking off to her crocodile tears.

>>35107035
If you inherited what he did would you give all of your money away to the poor?

>>35107112
You're seeing this story through her perspective. She's only seeing what she wants to see. She's the cunt. Not Will's new gf.

>>35107217
That was my point, she assumes it all about her. To be fair that chick might be doing it just to spite her since women are retarded like that but there's now way this bitch can tell that.

>>35106944

You are literally more "fat" than you are "human"...let that sink in.

>>35107407
My fat has human DNA

>>35107143
>Nope, just a fat dude.
Sucks to be you lol.

>>35107655
I'm working on it.
uhbjnkml,;

>>35107407
You are literally more "water" than you are "human"...let that sink in.

>>35107035
>bourgouie fucks
Back to r/socialism you go, retard. Marx won't give you pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNO_k04CZhY

>>35107703
>sink
hek

>>35107909
>that Turk German

>>35104347
So you're saying that women need to be put down several million pegs?

>>35103020
maybe he's got abandonment issues, and he knows she's too fat to run away

>>35107144
I'm pretty sick of seeing this image. If anything she is sick of him because he has the appearance of a bum hippy who does nothing but play guitar all day. She isn't dumping him because she wants money. She is dumping him because he is showing a lack of drive and being content with having the appearance of a cheap fuck (not maintaining basic fashion; probably eats cheap too). Also he withheld information from her about the wealth which destroys any sympathy I have for him. He told a half truth about his life which is as bad as a lie. Then once the relationship is done, he may have gone to the next party just for spite and hurting her.

If you want a good story, I think the open relationship where the guy unexpectedly fucks a new girl is better. This cheap guy is flawed and makes me sympathize a bit with the girl.

>>35108255
>being content with having the appearance of a cheap fuck (not maintaining basic fashion; probably eats cheap too).
Is this really what /r9k/ has come to?

>>35108354
>wears clothes 1-2 years old
>doesn't even own a collared shirt
>lives extremely cheap

He seems like the guy with the type of appearance who cheaps out of paying 5$ for Taco Bell and expects me to foot the bill.

Fuck that guy

>>35107189
Not all of it. That's why capitalism is bad, it's just human nature.

>>35107740
>Marx won't give you pussy.
Your point being?

>>35105588
>It's like when girls try to justify all abortions because of the very small percentage of abortions that happen because of rape/incest
Why would you need to do that?

All early term abortions are okay regardless of how the girl got preggo. In the early stages the fetus is just an unfeeling, unthinking, non-sentient mass of tissue, who gives a shit if it dies lol

>>35109695
anons have gone full moralfag on the abortion thing lately because it's contrary to what liberals believe

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IM ALLERGIC TO FAT

I would never stoop that low, FUCKING 0/10

>>35108477
>>wears clothes 1-2 years old
Unless you're 14 and going through puberty what's wrong with that?

Hell I thought that was normal, what normal person throws away clothes every year?

>>35109862
Roasties don't understand pragmatism.
The idea that if something isn't broken, it shouldn't be fixed absolutely baffles them.

>>35109862
Every normal person? Fashion changes seasonally, retard.

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>>35103020
>first thought
>...He's ginger

Nothing funnier than a vain amorphous blob

btw rate my waifu

>>35110010
So you're either a fag or a literal woman

>>35110010
>Keeping up that much with fashion that you're throwing out clothes seasonally
95% of college students confirmed not normal.

>>35103646
>>35103748
>>35103909
>>35103970
>>35104139
>>35104247
>>35104285
>>35104323
>(((etc. (you)'s)))
fucking CIS MALES this guy's lucky she married him
>this guy makes me believe guys have some hope left
>Wow, where are the guys like him?! I'm surrounded by guys who are only interested in skinny, tall girls :/
>wtf is with the 'awe i want a guy like him'
what's he doing that makes him worthy of praise? because she's not skinny and he's with her doesn't make him worthy of praise.
multidimensional social justice

>>35110243
>>wtf is with the 'awe i want a guy like him' what's he doing that makes him worthy of praise? because she's not skinny and he's with her doesn't make him worthy of praise.
multidimensional social justice*