Normie hate general

>>35102446
The punchline is that the "normies" here are all lying neckbeards who are typing up fictional stories of sexual conquest through cheeto dust and tears.

>>35102476

I highly doubt that. /b/ is entirely populated by normies. There's bound to be a lot of normies on /r9k/

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>be depressed faggot
>failing uni
>go to dad
>ask for help on how to improve
>"just join a gym"
>"sign up for the navy"
Fucking normies man. That might work for him, but how the hell would that help me when I can't even leave my room without feeling a crazy amount of anxiety.

>>35102585

>>"sign up for the navy"

Joining the military is probably my last resort so imo, joining the navy is decent advice.
At least you die in the glory of battle as opposed to a pussy bitch killing yourself.

>>35102476
Not at all. Well maybe some of them, but that average faggot who speaks in a very docile, normalized way and then lashes out when you say something robotic, that's a normie for sure.
They come here because they heard it's the place for sad people. They feel sad, too.
t. normie

When you're truly normie, you realise our position in the universe, as a human, is to help each other to get what we want. We are all in this together.

You will also realise that it's not usually 'bragging', but rather the only way some people know to motivate others.

>>35102476
I come here for the satire. It's fun here, not everyone is retarded, I'm sorry if you have a shit life though.

I for instance have a good job and a flat and and have had a string of attractive girlfriends. Make your own happiness