> I DON'T EVEN WAN'T A GF I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL

>>35110924

Since you post anime and complain like a bitch, I'm gonna tell you now that it is way too much to ask.

>>35110924
Same senpai plus back rubs.
I get meeeeental doms from chin ups and a qt astride my posterior rubbing my lats would improve my life significantly.
It's not something you can ask a bro to do either, yknow?

>>35110924
>I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL WHO LOVES ME AND WANTS TO WATCH NETFLIX WITH ME AND WAKE ME UP WITH BLOWJOBS AND RIDING MY DICK
isn't that what a gf is?

>>35110924
a drunk woman begged me to make out with her because her friend was getting laid upstairs and she felt left out.

i didnt

A. i am autistic
B. i fear disease
C. i dont want to be accused of rape

i dont regret it.

nothing a three dimensional woman has can equal the emotion i feel for two dimensional women. real women are disgusting.

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>>35110924
you should be the gf op

>>35110924
>all I want is everything

I don't even want a bf I just want a cute boy who loves me and wants to go shopping with me and wake me up rubbing my clit and tonguing my pussy.

Honestly I don't feel like I'm asking for a lot

>>35110924
That's actually asking for a lot.
>wake up with blowjobs
>wake up with her riding your dick
>free of the responsibility of a relationship

You really want the whole basket, don't you

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>>35111038
>>35110924

This OP. If you don't become a girl you will die a lonely death.

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>>35110924
I don't even want a gf I just want to be a cute girl desu

>>35110924
Are you ugly? if so then you really are asking for too much

>>35111094

For a girl, that's actually NOT asking for a lot.

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>Honestly I don't feel like I'm asking for alot
>asking for love isn't a lot

>>35110924
Would you take a fat girl? If so, contact info?

Thats all I do with my gf OP

>>35110924
>WAKE ME UP WITH BLOWJOBS AND RIDING MY DICK
this is my fetish. be my somnophilia bf

>>35112542
>this is my fetish. be my somnophilia bf
Location?

>>35112523
I would!
[email protected]

>>35110924
All of that is normal for a fuckload of people.

>>35112590
socal. now be my bf

>>35111094
>wants to go shopping
with his money?
i can do the rest but i'm neet