You have 10 (ten) (five + five) seconds to point out 1 (one) (one + one - one) flaw.You CAN'T.
Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect
>>35111509
eyes are too far apart
fucking robot i went over the time limit
>>35111509
I don't really find her particularly attractive but if you like her that much good on you.
>>35111509
Her face is fucking weird and her music is really, really bad
>>35111533
>>35111576
excuse me?
>>35111554
thanks man, have a nice night
>>35111509
Hahah, jesus christ I forgot about these threads. Now we just need that faggot with the filipino fetish to start posting again.
>>35111509
She's not Marina "makes my dick" Diamandis
>>35111509
Her body sucks and she's a hip "outcast" spouting fake cynicism.
>>35111649
if you can't handle criticism then leave, Ella
>>35111509
sloth like face and untalented and not even a virgin
epitome of a garbage can
she looks like she would smell bad
im not sure what it is about her that gives me that impression
but i imagine she is the type of person who would use a crystal for deodorant
brows are odd, cheekbones too jagged, lips are too thin and wide and the dark colour doesn't suit her, her eyes looks dead, and her hair is frizzed
>>35111509
how slowly do you think I read?
She can't dance.
>>35112223
>her eyes look dead
thats a fuckin' bingo
dead on anon, well said
>>35112263
Neither can Phil CollinsI'm so old pls kill me
>>35111509
As much as I hated these threads, I've come to miss them recently. Thanks for posting this.Lorde is perfect, though.
Not as perfect as Jake Gyllenhaal's beard amiright?!
>>35111509
>tfw no gentle femdom Lorde gf
>>35112160
Is this in reference to some high school roastie who is obsessed with lorde
I would collab with her.
Totes.
>>35111509
>$4.99
>Giving up all that money for this
I would rather save it for a daki
>lorde will never teleport into your life and cure your depression
slice my fucking throat
>>35111509
ayy lmao call /x/ we found one.
>>35113555
check'd and kek'd
plsnomute
Are her eyes legally separated?
>>35111509
eyes too far apart, weird nose and prominent cheekbones