Fuck

You said as a joke or you're just retard ?

I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded.
You're trolling, right?

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>get girl to come to my place
>when we walk in she says "kinda small isn't"
>"This is small? You should see my dick"

>>35112526
Just say sorry and that you weren't thinking at the time. Then, propose that you'll help clean up her place.

>meet up with girl from tinder
>She's about a 4/10
>Figure I'll just hit it and quit it
>Get to her house
>Complete dump (my first thought was literally Kenny from southpark)
>Tell her it's not going to work and leave

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>>35112526
>"wow what a dump"
Good job mate.

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>>35112526
>worried about what women think of the truth

>>35112659
hehe oh damn (you) frogposter

>>35112561
>>35112538
No I wasn't wrong, the place was a total dump. It's just that should have stayed as an inside thought.

It looked ok on the outside but the inside was awful

Why do whores always live in such shit homes? All the whores I knew of in HS lived in bad neighborhoods.