How do I get my roommate to have sex with me? He's a built

>>35128875
>I ordered a shirt for my son
hmm

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>casually drop 4chan memes into conversation
>wait until he asks about where you're getting all these fresh memes
>don't tell him
>tease him
>make him beg to know where all these sick memes are coming from
>tell him it's kinda weird, he probably wouldn't like it
>he must know
>reluctantly show him /r9k/
>at first he will think it's weird and pathetic
>but he will come back for more
>his self-esteem will be ruined like every other pathetic manlet here
>he will see trap threads
>first he will be disgusted
>repulsed even
>but he will not be able to resist
>soon he will be sneaking peeks
>catch him sneaking a peak
>act like it's nothing
>let him catch you also sneaking a peek
>he will be confused
>and vulnerable
>giggle and admit you're actually kind of into it
>he will ashamedly admit that he is too
>tell him you could be his sexy little trap
>"what, no way, we're roommates bro"
>no one has to know
>it'll our little secret
>reveal your lingere
>he cannot resist
>be fucked like the sexy twink you are

>>35128875
Sagerino normierino

>>35128998
Hmm maybe not so blatant like this anon said.

Get drunk with him
Watch gay porn with him but be straight about it, haha dude thats gay
Add boipussy to your daily vocabulary
Be lewd and slutty and seductive
Walk around in as much bare skin as possible
Act submissive

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>>35129111
>you will never seduce your roommate by walking around in nothing but a pair of lacy pantsu

Let me at him first and I'll have vigorous sex with his Chad cock in my sweet boipucci and I'll slowly bring him around to the idea of letting you join in

>>35129357
don't cuck me pls

>>35129447
I'm just good at worming my way into bed with boys. After we have our threesome I'll disappear

>>35128875
wear subtle makeup and slutty twink clothes and bend over a lot. Smile at him and laugh at his jokes. If you both ever get drunk, just start touching his arm/hip/whatever, eventually work that up to making out.

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>>35128875
post some pictures of yourself. How can we give advice if we don't know what we're working with?

>>35130463
>>35128875
also wear feminine perfume, or even pheromones if you can get them from a reliable company

>>35128875
>How do I get my roommate to have sex with me? He's a built Chad-type and I'm a twinky femboy.

present the boipucci

>>35130565
Isn't that perfume made to smell good to the women who buy it? I've hated that shit since I was an infant and would cry if anyone wearing it got near me. I've always preferred "masculine" fragrances, like my bf's.

>>35131326
well if you're gay, of course you'll prefer masculine fragrances. But even if it doesn't smell that good, most straight guys will associate the smell of perfume with attractive women

>>35128875
Is he gay? If not then lost cause.

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Leave this sitting in the bathroom.

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>>35128875
Nice shirt, redbubble shill

>>35131401
Nice shorts. I need to get some shorter ones. What I have now is mormom length and uncomfortable.

>>35131400

>have to google this
>it's real
>There are 13 different personal lubricant products-
>13 different personal lubricants
>13
>a whole twelve more than one

I guess I'm a dinosaur from a bygone era holy shit. I remember jerkin' off with lotion and thinking nothing else would ever compare. I mean my dick is silky smooth because of so much vigorous application but shit man.

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>>35131532
Some lubes can be more damaging than others when used internally.

>>35131532
>>35131590
uberlube.com is also really good

>>35131485
Happy you like them.
I had similar problems with most underwear having uncomfortable, annoyingly tight elastic waistbands that irritated my skin so I bought a whole load of these off ebay to use as boxers

>>35131693
Is that silicone? I have some Pjur silicone gel. Works great.

>>35131929
yup, silicone. It's pretty great

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>Trap threads are getting slightly more subtle.
>Almond milk.
Shoo, shoo, shoo.

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>>35128875
>tfw no chad roommate bf

>>35132578
I know that feelerineio fampai chan~

>>35129111
>Get drunk with him
>Watch gay porn with him but be straight about it, haha dude thats gay
I think there's some steps missing here...

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>>35132578
>no roommate to be cute and lewd with

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>>35133260
>tfw no robot /cuteboy/ bf who is willing to push your beds together to make one big queen size bed for you two to cuddle on every night together

>>35133327
How to cuddle at night when I sleep on my back?

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>>35133352
>How to cuddle at night when I sleep on my back?
your bf would sleep on top of you obviously

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>>35133327
I wanna cuddle with another cuteboy and tease him all night!

>>35132578
>>35133260
>>35133327
please stop giving me these feels ;-;

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>>35133327

Actually two twins pushed together is a king size bed isn't it?

Either way I really wish I had a bf/roommate desu

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Stop trying to make me gay.
I may be a faggot but I'm not a homosexual.

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>>35133464
sorry anony :<

>>35133503
get both!

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>>35133504

its the prison gay rape bridage, dont fall for the trap meme anon, they all look like this