>cat gets on my lap
>pat him for a while
>suddenly my hand touches something hard
>his erect penis is pointing straight up at me
>cat is looking directly at me
w-what am i supposed to do in this situation?
>>35128646
Suck his dick of course, anon...
you have to take responsibility of the situations you create.
>>35128646
What the fuck did I just read.
Jabroni
>>35128646
Smash that pussy, bro! :^)
origenel
pics of your cats dick
for a friend
>>35128646
SUCK HIM OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
My cat sometimes bites my blouse`s sleeve and humps at my arm as if I`m a female cat. Poor guy. It feels bad to have him neutered,yet I also can`t find a female cat so he can have some pussy and also can`t take care of the brood.
>>35128876
Let me lick your ass
>>35128646
>6 years old
>going up stairs
>see the cat through the wooden rails at face level
>notice he's laying on a pink crayon
>reach for it
>cat jumps up and runs off
>that wasn't a crayon it was a cat dick
>scarred for life
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVw7cgv36A
>>35129029
>the more she mates the more likely she is to get pregnant
>usually takes at least 4 times
>cat in heat got out twice and both times came back knocked up
>my cat got trains ran on her
She's mostly black, so I knew she was a stank ho, but damn.
>>35129125
It's time for you to get in on that anon