Autistic stories thread? This one is from yesterday. >be me

>highschool
>known as the guy that drew soldiers and shit
>one day I drew an anime girl in a cute dress out of boredom
>sitting outside after school, one of my friends comes up to me
>"anon the teacher has your drawing of some anime chick"
>reply "I don't know what you're talking about"
>oh shit oh fuck I left my fucking notebook
>rush back to my home classroom, it's filled with girls studying and chatting
>see my notebook on the teacher's desk, the teacher isn't there
>quietly enter the room and pick up my notebook
>as I turn to leave a girl stops me
>"Hey anon, I colored your pretty drawing for you."
>I flip open to the anime drawing and it's covered in highlighter ink
>"t-thanks"
>rush out of the room at the speed of spaghetti

>>35128730
Sounds more like 2nd grade to me.

>>35128730

>rush out of the room at the speed of spaghetti

Kek'd

>be in 7th grade
>can do a perfect MJ moonwalk
>do it randomly once and people are impressed
>end up moonwalking from class to class to get more positive reactions
>went on for about maybe half a day before I realised what I looked like

>>35128485
>cashier says "have a nice weekend!"
> I say "you too"
>immediately realize what I've done
What did you do?

>cashier says "have a nice weekend!"
> I say "you too"
Literally nothing wrong with this. Saying "you too" is bad if the customer service person is telling you to "enjoy the movie" or "enjoy the food" since they can't do those at work

>>35128986
>>35128988
And that's why it's autistic.

>>35128730
I would have been pissed

>>35129012
Because he didn't do anything but thought he did?

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>>35128986
>>35128988
That stupid wagecuck's probably working the weekend.

>>35129064
So because they're working they can't have a nice weekend?

>>35129012
still nothing wrong autistic fuck

>>35128988
Bullshit. You can enjoy your weekend while working, as long as you're not an autistic fag who works there because you don't have anything better.

>transfer to new school
>want to join the outdoor/camping club because I heard they get to go out for free in the weekends with only one adult supervising and there's lots of girls in the club too
>go to the classroom the club is meeting at after school
>walk through the door
>everyone turns and looks at me
>chad scoffs and says the video game club is next door
>everyone laughs
>t..thanks
>leave
>might as well join the video game club
>go next door
>classroom is empty
>there was no video game club


Just

>>35129064
I swear of god half of your social problems is bcuz you think things too much, jesus christ.

>>35129168
Thinking too much IS a social problem

>>35129145
lmao, he cucked you good anon