>"And that concludes all possible theories regarding the space time continuum."
Ah, another paper ready to be submitted for peer review and.....
Wait a second....wagey? Where are you going?
Even I know that you have at least Sunday off and.....
What?
Wait, seriously?
You have to work on Sunday????
WAGEY!!!
Ah well, it can't be helped.
Now back to this paper!
>>35140935
Thisis an excellent paper, even if I do say so myself. I'm sure it will make the cover of the journal.
Yes I'm designing right now while playing NiOh. Sure feels good to be a business owner and work whenever and wherever I want to while overcharging customers.
>>35140935
>now back to this paper
You said prior that you were finished with it retard.
Can somebody please give me a job. I want to have something to look forward to. I want to be productive. I want escape from this nightmare. I want to live. I am scared. Really scared. I'm losing hope.
>>35142236
>sub to fiverr
>make shit designs while learning graphic design
>quit that shit when you're okay
>offer your services via online portfolio
>also learn html, css, javascript and php, which isn't hard especially if you have the time for it
>you are now very hireable
>>35142178
>wagies have to rush their work so much that they can't revise it or even just read it over to bask in pride
>tfw you have a research job you like so much that you don't mind working on it at home because it's fascinating, personally rewarding and doesn't even feel like work
>>35142236
learn to code using codeacademy and other free resources. then enroll at some cheap community college and breeze through. it will be so easy that you will be able to maintain a part time job to pay for it. save all your work and make a portfolio out of it. your classmates will mostly be unmotivated deadbeat losers so you will have little if any competition
enjoy a life of making bucks working from home and making normies obsolete by automating their jobs