ITT: Your Darkest Secret

>>35147615
>Super Deepthroat
i fuckin choked on my food

>>35147675
I was into it at the time and it was the first thing I could really think of for us to "play" "together" since it's not like I was just gonna make her watch me play Team Fortress 2 or something. Now that I think about, if you just replace SDT with The Sims or anything with Character Creation, this story doesn't change.

>>35147615

Women are fucking bizzaro

>>35147615
i killed a cat by crushing it when i was a child, i still don't remember whether it was intentional or not.

>>35147732
also

>hey bro did u rape my sis? (sended by David's I-phone)
>uh.. nah
>oh ok then see ya @class

smooth

>>35147615
When this happend?

>>35147795
I'm serious, that was how easy that exchange was. I even asked him about it recently and asked "why did you believe me so easily?" and his response was "well at the time I knew you could barely even talk to girls, so why would you try to rape my sister?" On top of that he was into Wrestling, Judo, MMA, and he still is, so he could fuck me up. He's offered to take me to the gym with him but I declined. If I were stronk I could feel up his sister some more, but he said she very recently lost her virginity. I was sad.

>>35147812
Years and years ago, like 5+ at this point. I have never felt boobs since, clothed or otherwise.

>>35147876
well the bottom line is, she literally asked for it. so u have no actual fault just cuz she is actin like a child. good for u. move on

>>35147876
When you say that last sentence do you mean you think she'd like you and let you feel her up or if you were strong you'd be able to fend off her brother and molest her?

Anyway I get that she would be upset or embarrassed but at the same time she did let you feel her up so kinda dumb to blame you. How old were you two anyway?

>>35147895
Has karma happened to you yet? If it hasn't, it will.

>>35147944
I mean I would be strong enough to fight her brother and claim her now destroyed Hymen as my own and I could suck on her nipples. We were both 16 at the time, she was just one grade below us but she was close enough to us in age that we were practically the same age.

>>35147876
How do you feel, now that she's lost her virginity and not to you? lol

>>35148163
Feels bad, man. How would you feel in my situation?

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Really agitates the brain gravel

I've had sex for money.

>>35147943
>she is actin like a child
very true, I wonder how old she was

n-not for pervy reasons

I was molested in public.

And I liked it

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I used to crossdress alot and had consideration of transitioning.

Stoped though after I stop fapping and purged all the clothes

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>stole panties from from friend's sister
>accumulate a whole bunch
>eventually throw them all away

Now I just buy my own

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>tfw too boring to have any dark secrets

I'm a 25 year old man who cuts himself like a 13 year old myspace using attention whoring scene girl.

I live a double life, genuinely.
I guess at least half on either side is a dark secret?

>>35148480
explain more please

original

>>35148449
Hey Rena how's it going?

I want to have sex with my mom.

I'm 22, have been into her since I was 14 or 15.

you should have sucked them OP

>>35148226
what did you buy with the money?

I used to steal diapers from my aunt's house and masturbate in them

>>35148485
I'm pretty high up in charity that operates in over fifty countries doing truly wonderful things for children and young women.

I bring home over 150k/yr, to a lovely liberal wife and our two children.

I'm also a complete degenerate who does horrible things.

I masturbate to the idea of another man breaking my waifu's hymen and impregnating her. Leaving me with children who aren't mine.

I fucking hate it. It makes me cry and I just want to stop.

>>35148663
>who does horrible things
elaborate further.

>>35148560
I should've felt them bare, but no, I was a gentleman and didn't lift up her shirt.

I'm secretly a faggot. I have attempted to jerk off while sniffing my straight friend's underwear, but couldn't because of the nerves. Also they were completely musk free.

Sometimes I have weird thoughts about hurting my dog. I wouldn't ever do it, but the image of myself stepping on his belly randomly flashes in my mind sometimes and weirds me out.

>>35148603
Nothing. I just wanted extra money for a rainy day.

>>35148766
buy a PSP 2000 and emulate some video games

>>35148732
>gentleman
>groped a girl at random

You could have at least tried to give her some pleasure and not been totally one sided about it.

>>35148684
It's simple
Stop masturbating.
Improves your life and mental well being immeasurably. Start again after a while, if you want, but you need to break the cycle of addiction you're in.

>>35148706
I like to get a little high on drugs and pay black whores to come back to a cheap hotel room where I beat them and leave them there when I travel for work, sort of thing.

I invest in the direct competition of the charity's interests to make extra money.

I voted for Trump.

I could go on.

When I was 14 my brother raped me at gun point then bought me a PSP.

>>35148805
that sounds pretty cool dude

>>35148811
are you a girl or is your brother a faggot

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>>35147615
Cheated on my gf with like half a dozen girls when I was traveling abroad. We're not dating anymore but the guilt still kills me.

>>35148829
I'm a girl but he is a faggot now and has sexual relationships with a trap.

>>35148805
>I like to get a little high
not exactly bad
>beating black whores
eh, you're paying them
>investing in direct competition of your charity
Seems counterproductive, and probably the only thing I see there that's actually reprehensible
>voted for Trump
Don't see a problem there.

>>35148811
A PSP? Nice

>>35148192
Well, desu I would have wished I could talk to her about what transpired before she loses her virginity

>>35148811
Not a bad deal desu. How's your relationship with him now?

I just realised that we are talking about fucking KIDS having played Super Deep-throat right now...

Now i feel really fucking old.

>>35148849
what a shame. do you still have your PSP? i highly recommend pic related. hacking PSP's is easy as shit 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww1baEX3KdM

>>35148852
It's only counterproductive if you believe that charities really do that much for the kids.

I make about as much much in the investments as I do from my job, though. It's not that bad for me.

Anyway, thanks for your blessing to keep on.

I got a bj from my ex gf and then fucked her while I was engaged to my gf. She also said she got preggers, but then miscarried. I denied any responsibility.

>>35147957
Why would karma catch up with him? He fucking asked for verbal consent while doing the actions.

>>35148798
>Stop masturbating

It's really hard. I don't have any hobbies or pass times so it's the only thing that I can do.

>>35147957
>>35148986
>karma
>catched up

You only receive your karma when you die and are reborn. Your karma affects whether you move up or down the chain. You could live the most villainous life and not receive any punishment for it until you die.

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I had sex with a complete stranger in the bathroom of an anime con
and desu I'd probably do it again

>>35149068
shut up poo in loo

>>35147615
1. I saw a chick getting raped in an alleyway, then had to run away when some of the dudes who were raping her saw me.

They caught up to me and held a knife to my throat and threatened to kill me and my parents if I told. They put the knife away, spit in my face, hit me with a shovel and beat me up a bit. Then they stuffed $5 in my hands and shoved me away.

Told my parents when I got home. We agreed to tell the cops. Dad got his gun and went over to where the guys were after calling 911. Everyone was gone. I tried to scrape away some spit in my face to incriminate some of them.

Cops came, took our statements then left. Never knew what happened to that girl. I tried inquiring but they'd always brush it aside. Fuck them.

The dudes that raped her never appeared in my life again, but that didn't stop me from feeling paranoid as hell for the next 2 years.

2. Some girls were beating the shit out of some kid and burning cigs in his face. I came up to them and punched one in the face.

She cried and bitched and tried to tell her dad.

Luckily her dad was an abusive ass who didn't care about her. The kid was fine.

3. Had a shitty day at work once when a customer cussed me out for no reason and got mad and threw a rock at a car. It broke the Windshield.

Felt really guilty and withdrew almost $9k and put it in an envelop and put an apology letter in it

I got carried away in my letter and pretty much unloaded all of the things pissing me off/making me feel sad. The dude probably didn't care but it felt good to write it all out

Saw the same car later that month with a new windshield which alleviated my guilt to some degree. Still a very shitty thing to do to somebody's property.

I left that neighborhood as soon as I turned 17. Every cartoonish stereotype of how shitty neighborhoods are like manifested on a weekly basis

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I'm a pedophile and I like to fap to webcam videos on youtube.

>>35149068
This is literally worse than believing in retarded fairytales

>>35149199
You are a real retard ya dingus

>hanging out with friend when i was a little kid
>his mom takes us to the big arcade in the mall
>restaurant / bar is connected to it pic related
>she hangs out at the bar looking for single guys
>got a laser pointer prize with some of my tickets
>play around with it pointing it at random people
>some niggers at the bar get really, really angry
>in hindsight probably thought it was a gun laser
>corner me in a corner and hold a knife to me
>threats how they're gonna fucking murder me
>friend's mom says my father is a police officer
>gives them a $100 and they fuck off finally
>ended up never telling my parents for some reason

>>35149319
You are a real dingus ya retard

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>>35147615
>OP let his emotions get the best off him, and in his blissful moment of feeling a young girls tig ol biddies for the first time, he probably scarred her for life. nice going op,I actually keked out loud.

I groped my cousin's tits every summer for years when we were younger, until we've reached 19 yo.

Stopped doing it and regret it, i loved this feeling.

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>>35149201
MODS MODS MODS
COPS COPS COPS

>>35149425
damn, reading that made me jealous af.
wish my parents didn't decide to cut contact with all of their extended family for retarded reasons.

>>35149526
Doing that is legal though.

I make boobytraps. I use my shit-tier knowledge of chemistry to make shit that fucks you up if you do the wrong thing with it. I nearly assassinated myself with a homemade CO bomb. I live in a self-made deathtrap.

>>35147615
Yeah I read that doujin too, except it ended with sex.

dang dude you really brought back some scarring memories back form her past prob.

>>35149621
What doujin? The only one I could think of was A Busty Girl meets a Cherry Boy or some shit by Distance.

>>35148849
>she traumatized her brother as he was raping her

When I was 12 and my overly developed cousin came pver to spend the night (also 12) I felt her boobs.very lightly and tbrough a bra and a shirt but still. I did this a couple times and thought I was very sneaky, but I'm not sure. She never brought it up but we grew apart just because of life.

>>35149022
Well that's certainly part of your problem

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>>35147615
It's JUST believable enough that it got a legit chuckle out of me, OP

>>35149594
post some of your concoctions anon, it'd make this thread super interesting

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>>35150101
Nah nigga, this really happened, and I seriously regret that I didn't just lift her shirt up and suck on her nipples, especially considering she literally took her bra off for me.

>>35150772
whats done is done anon

appreciate the fact you were allowed by the great will that governs the earth to touch boob

>>35149199
You had 9k just laying around to give to some dude? For a broken windshield... This just really pisses me off for some reason, guess im an angry commie now

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>>35147615
(1/2)

>moved into a nicer part of town
>rent was high for me, but still affordable if I made some cuts
>never made the cuts, spent a lot on furniture, computer hardware, groceries
>had trouble with thinking of ways to add to my "fun money fund" without having to get a second job
>spend a few weeks picking up extra closing shifts, always get home late at night and sleep until noon
>get home late one night and decide to try my luck on a "casual encounter" on Craigslist
>have had success with this before, but some nights, it just doesn't happen
>go to bed after waiting for hours
>wake up and get ready for work
>phone has new email notification
>Craigslist email
>it's a message from a gay guy
>acknowledges the fact that my ad said "no dudes" but tries to sweeten the deal for me
>bonuses: he only wants to give the succ, and he will pay me per load
>this seemed to work out for my fund, very easy "work" with instant payment
>arrange to meet him on my way home from work that night
>there's a dark two-story business center that I usually pass on my way home, seemed like the perfect place
>he arrives a few minutes after I do, parks under a carport
>I get in, we make awkward small talk for a bit before moving to the back seat

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>>35151477
(2/2)

>relieved that he's not some fat old creepy white guy, instead have a young, clean latino male about my age
>pull my dong out and almost instantly begin getting blown
>not really into it, not getting hard
>he suggests I watch some porn on my phone
>pull up my old porn folder on Dropbox and watch some Omegle vids I recorded
>start getting hard after a few minutes, gay dude is excited
>sucks not only my dick, but my balls too
>my dick is covered in saliva and the smell of it is starting to fill the car
>still, it is the best dome I've ever had
>cum in his mouth, he swallows every drop
>kisses the tip and hands me a paper towel to clean up
>make more awkward smalltalk in some stranger's car
>we go for round 2 and finish up
>the place where I arranged to meet was only halfway between work and home
>had to walk another 45 minutes home with a sticky dick and balls
>get home and walk into the bathroom, disrobe for a shower
>slapped hard in the face by the dried saliva smell
>take a shower for an hour, disgusted with myself, but $150 richer
>we meet a couple times a month at the same place, same deal
>eventually I start to enjoy it and not even need to watch porn anymore

>move again the next year, into a house with some friends
>no longer living alone and the meet-up spot is now in the opposite direction of home
>gay guy emails me but I start ignoring his messages
>every couple weeks I get an email from him, he seems concerned that we're not talking
>feel bad and tell him that I got a GF so I can't see him anymore
>says he understands, but will occasionally message from time to time to check up on me
>eventually he stopped trying

anyone have a link to last night's thread?

>>35149545
I know that feeling. I have a cousin two years younger than me. She used to talk to me about her boobs when we were alone and she took her brah off from under her shirt multiple times in front of me and she even grabbed her tits and jiglled them. She has this great fucking dress with a lot of cleavage that she wore on new years' while she sat across from at dinner. Every time she bowed forward I couldnt help but look at them. Fuck me I dont even care that I'm a degenerate white as long as I could get one fistfull of those pillows. Fuck.
She's really cute too, still have a picture of her at a fantasy fair we went to with a falcom on her arm. Her smile is just so radiant.

>>35151773
>>35138689
Here you go, oregano pastrami.

>>35151870
Well, are you gonna post the picture or what?

>>35151491
>got paid to have your dick sucked
>got gf afterwards

ain't you just real lucky anon

>>35151899
Oh hell no. Sorry i teased you guys there, I got a little carried away. Its just that her older brother browses this site occasionally and one of her friends regularly. I really dont want to get into a whole shit of trouble because you guys wanted to see some qt3.14 with a bird.
Sorry.

>>35151998
Well if there's no titties in the pic, we don't care.

>be 16
>edgy shitlord on the rise
>play the school shooter role (trenchcoats, KMFDM shirts, the whole fucking nine)
>eventually get a 6/10 BritBong GF
>2 months into our relationship, she says she used to chat to a serial killer a little while before she met me
>said he sent her emails about his 'work'
>she found it hilarious and kept it
>told her to email it to me so I can get reward money for us
>she agrees, not knowing you could get reward moeny
>see a lawyer on the weekend
>they told me that my GF could be charged with an accessory charge
>also said I could earn up to 5k
USD
>ended up turning iin the emails
>4 days later, didnt see BritBong GF anymore
>2 days after that, some undercover cop approached me at the local McDicks and handed me an envelope
>it had 4.5k in it

I'm 20 now, and to this day I have no idea what happened to her. I blew my money on jap merch and vidya

>>35152100
There arent really so yeah, i guess most of you wont care much anyway.

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>>35152197
Glorious, you did a service.
I'm proud of you.
Really fucking devilish of you, this will give me giggles all day.

>>35151998
>implying they could know who posted the pictures

are you a faggot or what?

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>>35152197
that's pretty dank anon, great job

hope the money helped you

>>35152269
Im a paranoid manchild anon. Also I'm such a fedora wearing beta cucklord I wouldnt want pictures of her ending up online that she didnt feel comfortable with. Sorry m8, but I won't do anything that might hurt her if there was the slimmest chance.

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>>35152731
you passed the test anon
This post is orsgnzzkekro

>>35152197
You went from an edgelord to an upstanding citizen in one fell swoop. Good job.

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>>35152731
post them with the face blurred out, duh

I pose as a girl on Tinder and catfish other girls for nudes
It works surprisingly well

>>35148839
>girlfriend
>Fucked half a dozen girls
Out.

>Be ugly best friend of pretty popular girl in school
>She starts dating a handsome Italian import and becomes the biggest snob in town
>Start to give her space and get some new friends and a cutie3.14 nerd bf of my own
>Friend gets mad I no longer want to be her orbiter and decides not to talk to me anymore
>Soon after bf suddenly breaks up with me convinced I no longer loved him
>Find out weeks after he moved that she had her orbiters help make him believe I was seeing someone else and it destroyed him
>She reconciles with me like nothing happened a month later but now she and her bf are having troubles
>At first I try to be the good friend and mediate between the two
>Then I give up because most of their problems are her being a slut and flirting with other men
(cont.)

>>35147615
>>"well here, if you put your hands behind your back, then it's like you're not letting me do this"

what the fuck is this

>>35156830
That was shorter than I thought
>Be sitting outside on my steps stargazing
>Her bf comes over and starts knocking at all the doors and windows frantically
>Realize friend was pretending not to be home
>Know she was because she canceled our movie and shooed me out saying she was tired
>He's wandering around in front looking pretty troubled when she sends me a text telling me to tell him she's not home
>I ask why and she tells me he's been abusing her and I should just believe her because we're BFFs(read: I'm lying but don't ask)
>Start talking to bf and realize he's high and drunk and damn near to tears
>As soon as I turn him around and start walking away I look back and see friend looking out her window with some other dude standing shirtless next to her
>Pretty convinced I'm gonna get her caught so I have bf loop around to the backyards
(cont.)

>>35152197
That's not a very dark secret.

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I've cheated, robbed, assaulted and tortured, loved the dead, done horrible things to people and animals alike. I don't even know what the darkest thing is.

>>35157383
>I have him come to my basement to hear what happened
>Turns out he proposed to her the day before and she accepted but told him to keep it a secret for no given reason
>That night he planned to see her but she started a fight with him, called him a POS and threatened to cancel their engagement if he tried to see her without her permission
>He got shitfaced trying to figure out what he did wrong and just decided that he might as well ask her himself but got stonewalled
>He's so fucked up over her that he's hugged up on me like I'm a protection blanket and crying all over my head & face
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Was gonna just let him sleep it off when he starts playing footsie with and telling me that I'm a nice person with pretty feet
>sweatingintensifies.jpg
>Suddenly remember it's a hot summer day and I'm in a dark basement on my bed with a sweaty drunk handsome Italian guy
>Get my bearings and tell him to just go to sleep
>No other furniture in basement and didn't want parents seeing him there so I offer to share the bed but we sleep alternated and on opposite ends
>He agrees and lies down like I described
>I put myself on the wall side as far as possible and try to forget about the handsome guy resting 10 inches away from me
>He gets up to go piss and I am finally able to relax enough to drift off a little
>Think about how it would be funny if I slept with him as revenge for ruining my relationship with my first love
>Then think he'd never touch an uggo like me and finally drift off
>I wake up to him spooning me while doing the footsie thing as he rubbed by neck and back
>Lady boner is at full tilt with no brakes
(cont.)

I listened in on my friend's sister getting a spanking once

>>35147615
I was out of college for a year and I put a gun in the mouth of some guy who was gonna ask out my ex gf and told him if he ever spoke to her again I would find out and kill him. He only started hanging around with her and our friends after I graduated but I still knew of him from my other friends talking about him and I was back in town for a quick visit one weekend.
Did the whole fight club thing where I took his ID and said "I don't care if you fuck every other man and woman in the world but you won't even look at her. You understand?"
Ex messaged me a few days later and asked if I said anything to him because he was acting weird and I pretended like I didn't even know who he was. He apparently switched colleges and started going to some 80% black school in Georgia, which was strange given how white he is. He's dating a black chick now and they seem happy.

>>35157981
>Flip like a goddamn fish and just start kissing him
>He doesn't scream and vomit at disgust at my face and starts kissing me back while massaging goddamn everywhere
>Think this is probably my first and last chance to sleep with an Italian 9/10 guy AND get one on my bitch friend so I might as well slut it up
>I start to jack him off while he's doing the massaging and kissing and the goddamn oddly hot footsie thing and make him cum
>I think that's it when he rips off my pants and goes down on me
>First time ever getting eaten out and he made me cum twice
>So I think that's it when he *whips out dick*
>Then he asks me if I'm ready
>I'm like having second thoughts now because not only it's going to be the REAL thing but he's also bigger and thicker than my ex
>But all I can do is ask him, "Are you sure?" (dumb question to ask when the dick is out and ready to go)
>He just says, "Yea" and goes at it
>It was a painful at first but he went nice and slow and kept doing this licking thing on my earlobes and collarbone while massaging my feet
>And it was all nice, no regrets
(cont.)

>>35158468
cmon im interested

>>35158468
Come on you Fujo fuck, I need a conclusion

>>35158468
You put way to many unnecessary details in this story. I'm done.

>>35158468
>We finish up, we put on our clothes and he starts clutching at my head like I'm a goddamn teddy bear, sighing into my hair like, "You're so nice, Anon... Ohh you're nice..."
>Me and my hormones think he's nice too but he's still my best friend's bf, she's still with some other guy only two doors away, I still can't get too attached to another woman's leftovers
>I get him up and convince him that it would be romantic to walk into her house at 2:30am and tell her how he feels
>His drunk self believes everything
>I tell him where they kept the spare key to the back door and send him on his way
>Before leaving he gives me the most romantic series of kisses all over my neck and frenches me for at least 3 or 4 minutes for my "kindness"
Still get depressed thinking about why nice guys always go for bitches but I digress.
>Friend was PISSED he walked into her house in the middle of the night
>When asked how he got in, she convinced herself she told him the spare key location in passing
>Other guy was already gone when bf arrived but he refused to leave and ended up arguing until her parents woke up in the morning and kicked him out
>From that night he got strong suspicions about her cheating since he walked in on her sleeping naked
>They broke up a week later once he got definite proof
>He thankfully never told her that we slept together
>Didn't think he remembered but I saw him again not too long after the breakup
>He gave me a hug and told me to stay my kind self but to get away from his cunt ex because she's an evil bitch who should die alone
>Have to resist asking for his Italian D and sensual kisses, backrubs and footsies because he's still my friend's ex and I still live two doors away from her

To this day, people in my neighborhood are still upset about the two of them breaking up since they were like the Barbie & Ken in our circle and they still tell me about it not realizing I played a big part in making it happen.

Still, no regrets.

>>35158468
HEY, this is bullshit don't leave us hanging femanon

>>35147615

Saw the polish guy across the street slapping his bitch silly.

Walked right on by.

Poles don't take no shits. Seriously, they will fuck their girl up in broad daylight in front of witnesses for any reason.
Knew this other polish girl that fled back to poland because her BF nearly caught her fucking his friends (yes plural). She would most likely have been killed if he caught her. No fucking joke.

Here's a list of why I don't do anything about this;
>I'm a creep, yet that guy gets the girl.
>White-knighting is pathetic.
>She'll most likely take him back a week later, covering up her black eyes with make-up and rationalising to her friends "He's really nice once you get to know him".
>If you do anything for a bitch these days, everyone, including her, will just assume you're trying to get laid.
>I'm seriously not going to risk getting my ass kicked for a woman who'll most likely repeat her mistakes, call me a creep, assume I'm just trying to get into her pants, and in all fairness, probably fucked the dudes brother or something so kinda had it coming...

>>35159176
Thanks for sharing, you did good to fuck him, and better to get him away from her

>>35159176
Tits and timestamp?

Original oregano.

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>>35159327
>I'm an uggo
I was back then and I still am now so that's not going to happen. Don't care if you believe my story or not.

It was nice reminiscing about that Italian stallion though.

I have sex with my cousin, she is married and has 2 children. Been fucking her since i was 16 and she was 20.

She is an ugly otaku along with her husband. Im bi so im trying to fuck that little whimp, if i do ill try fuck both of themby warning him that ill tell everyone in his family that he is gay

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>>35150772
GIVE ME THE SOURCE!!! NOW!!!

>>35157691
You're not alone on this mate.

>>35161091
Chichiiro Toiki

>>35147615
i kissed a girl and hated it

>>35147615
when we were 8 me and my sister fucked our cousins (me and female cousin and her and male cousin)

that's the only time i've ever gotten laid, not sure if I'm a virgin or not , but god that's an awkward memory

It's a shared secret but I'm in a serious relationship with a relative and we have a family together. Everyone just thinks we're a normal couple for the most part. Not even our kids know the truth.

>>35159176
he seems like he was a nice guy despite the circumstances. i don't think you did anything particularly wrong, good job on respecting the friendship and all but since she was upstairs cheating on him at the time and you both enjoyed it it's not like you did some huge betrayal.

probably best if she never finds out though.

>>35148226
The hood don't love me

>>35147615
>>get the idea that we should play Super Deepthroat
>>"haha anon you should make me"
disgusting
and fake

Stole an outfit from a co-worker over the course of a year. Jacked off into a wardrobe's worth of her other clothes.

>>35147615
Pretty much the exact same thing happened to me anon only difference is that it was a joke at first cause she brought up that she didn't care if I touched them, so I did as a meme and because autism I thought it was all just a joke and through out the day I felt them and she ended up messaging me telling me that I sexually assulted her
Where will you be when autism strikes

worst things i ever did:
>cheated on my current gf of 6 years with three people, a black girl, a italian girl, and an asian guy, she never found out about any of them. each of them was multiple times over many weeks
>stole thousands from my local shop where i worked and spent it on alchohol and gundam models, the elderly owner is retired now and i probably deprived him of a lot of comforts in his old age
>led the aforementioned italian girl on for months before going completely cold on her barely a week after she told me she loved me and i lied and told her i loved her too
>come to think of it, black girl did the same except i just ditched her because she was kind of crazy, she called me a sociopath and blocked me on everything

before anyone cals me a chad or anything i'm more of a sociopath that got lucky...i think i'm kind of simulating emotions but really i have very little empathy or caring for how other people feel. I've told people i loved them before more of as a way to get them to be more affectionate of me than because i actually have feelings.

>>35147615
geez what the fuck was her problem?

>>35162345
Tell the story por favor

>>35147615
I have spent the money my parents gave me for school on hookers. To experience human affection, which I could have gotten for free if I would've gathered the courage and try approaching girls.

I could have gotten a job but I never did. I've never worked a job in my life despite how beneficial it can be, both on financial and social exposure aspects.

I have failed a college class by never attending the class therefore missing the midterm when the prof made the class taking it early (in-class announcement only).

I have no confidence that my college education will be worth the time and money but I assured to my parents that everything will be fine, because I don't want to add to their already heavy burdened and messed-up life/marriage.

I didn't tell my parents to stop having such high expectation in me.

>>35149068
>>35147957
>believing in karma
Do you have autism?

i once took a weekend trip to dubai on my own for visa reasons (it's complex) and stayed at a shitty hotel in deira where all the filipinos and indians live because it was cheap. there were a couple of nightclubs in the ground floor with sexy filipino women beckoning you in and offering free drinks but since i was on my own i didnt really feel like partying. I spent the whole weekend wondering if i should finally indulge in my secret desire to sleep with a trap, and even got as far as messaging a few of them on whatsapp, but i never had the courage to go through with it. i still regret it now.

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When I was 16 years old I forced my younger sister to give me a handjob while she was asleep, sometimes I stay awake at night wondering if she was awake the entire time and if I messed her up and made her the whore she is today.

Masturbated several times on a road trip with my family.

>>35162461
That's really all there is to it. She would leave her bag with her athletic wear unattended. Sometimes they were left overnight. Still keep in contact with her.

Oh yeah, I guess I should mention how she got extra protein from the stuff she left in the fridge. Goddamn, I am a piece of work.

>>35162681
>athletic wear

God, you're a real creep. I bet you enjoyed sniffing those sweaty yoga pants. Did you wear them too sometimes?

you're so fucking lucky

>>35162696
>wear them
Don't think they'd fit. Can't put them back if they're torn.

>>35162756
Ah well, I hope you loved sniffing them and stuff. One of my co-workers shows up in gym-outfits once in awhile and all I can think about is how sweaty and stinky she gets.

More luck to you man. Don't feel too bad, you're not as weird as you think you are.

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>>35162681
You're a pathetic man.

Are they smelly?

>be 18 year old me
>get put into rehab for doing too much drugs at college
>after rehab i get put into sober living at a community of houses
>meet hot 18 year old girl from a different house, we become friends
>after a week of texting, i ask her "hey, so do you want to get a bottle of vodka and go get drunk at my parents lake house?"
>she agrees
>we go to parents lakehouse by ourselves and spend the day chugging vodka and doing nothing
>she has a good idea to start drinking for 10 seconds while i film it
>i encourage it because i want to get fucked
>after she finishes we go sit on the porch outside and look at the lake
>she lights a cigarette and sits on the grass and falls back and passes out
>i try to get her up and start slapping her and stuff but she isnt waking up whatsoever
>don't know what to do, I was super wasted too and didn't think i could pick her up
>panicking and pissed because now im not going to get laid
>make a drunken call to my brother asking "dude wtf do i do how do i get her inside"
>he says "pick her up dumbass" and hangs up the phone
>i try with all my might and end up carrying her inside and lay her on the floor
>pissed that shes passed out and im not getting laid so i get the bright idea to grab her boobs and put my hand down her pants
>feel bad about what i just did, stop doing it.
>carry her into bed and pass out next to her
>we wake up like 4 hours later still wasted.
>she doesnt remember anything but ends up going to the bathroom to put on her bathing suit so we can swim
>she comes to get me, i say fuck swimming and take her top off and we start hooking up
>end up cumming in my pants because i got all nervous because she was so hot
>cant get it back up and we dont even end up having sex
>take her home feeling weird about the day
>she calls me saying the sober living house found out she was drunk and kicked her out
>i tell her that sucks because i didnt get in trouble and fall asleep while she has to go spend the night under a bridge

>>35148555
Make a move buddy boy

>>35149022
Sorry boyo but the only thing left is to kill yourself

>>35162777
I do wonder how often stuff like I did happens. Nice trips, btw.

>>35162784
They were.

>>35162999
Hey, nice trips to you too.
I used to steal tons of panties when I was younger, never clothes though. I did sniff clothes, and awhile ago one of my co-workers lent me her jacket.
I sniffed the armpits and was not disappointed

>One night got really horny, on top of the usual eternal loneliness creeping up on me
>emailed some guy on craigslist looking for an anon fuck
>Showed up at his house, couldn't maintain erection
>Leave, shower in searing water for 45 minutes
>cry myself to sleep

Only other person who knows about this is my mother.

>>35163016
Any of the panties used? I have one I nicked from the annual retreat.

Jackets can get... fragrant. Something to look forward to in winter.

>>35163219
A couple of them were used of course, they smelled nice and womanly. Its a unique scent you know?
How do they look like?

>>35152197
Damn, son. Good job.

>>35163330
They were crusty, but it's gone now.

Wouldn't say balsamic vinegar is a unique smell. Pleasant though.

>>35162274
He really was a nice guy. He just met the wrong girl who was more in love with herself being popular than she was with him. She unfortunately was his first American relationship experience so that probably fucked him for life.

I ironically we stopped being friends altogether not long after that. She got a new boyfriend and kept telling him weird lies about me. Then when I confronted her about it she threatened to expose more of my "secrets". I told her to have a nice life.

I doubt I'll ever even bother to talk to her considering the last time I saw her, she blamed me for the destruction of our friendship, saying that I just stopped talking to her "for no reason".

>talk to people in my head and have full conversations with people I made up
Other than that nothing. I socialize just fine otherwise. Hmm.

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>>35152197
Here you go laddy

your screencap

>>35162794
god damn it anon, stop fucking up

>>35162794
i have difficulty not feeling bad about fucking other peoples lives up, i dont know if you have that same problem.