Opportunities you've squandered

>>35166687 i may have fallen inlove with a stranger on the inter webs, that ill mosty likely never see again
>be me
>be browsing omegle bcus only social interaction
>see r9k omegle meet up
>go on it
>meet Qt3.14
>we talk about a bunch of shit
>we get eachothers names
>me stupid beta dont ask for sjype or kik
>she leaves because mother in room
>we meet up again and wee keep talking
>still dont ask for skype or kik
>we talk about how were into each other
>she calls me daddy
>iminlovejpg
>omegle starts playing up and i get kicked dissocnnecting from server
>Cant go back on interests because omegle is stupid servers
>shes most likely gone
I will never see shelby the asian beauty again

>be me
>age 15 (?)
>working at car wash
>make 9.50/hr
>only 3 of us, 2 on prep end and me drying
>dude rolls through wash
>beast his car, shit's dry before the end of the track
>open his door to do door jams
>"hey man, what you make here?"
>tell him
>"truck wash is hiring at 15/hr, you should apply there"
>never did because "nyeh i wanna work with my friends"
>quit car wash a few months later anyway

passed up an opportunity to wash semi trucks for 50% more money with better benefits and a lower turnover rate because i was too scared to work somewhere without friends around. If I would've gone for that job I could've made supervisor by now and it would've been the best paying job I've ever had.

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>be 14
>girl invites me to her house
>yell with a squeaky voice "ok, sounds fun"
>she pretends to recieve a phone call
>"my sister is home, maybe some other time"

Haven't talked to her since.

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>be 15
>hot girl in my year breaks up with her boyfriend who I was semi-friendly with
>we actually get on really well, never really talked to girls besides her
>she says to one of my friends that she would go out with me if I asked
>pussy out and never do anything because I was scared of upsetting semi-friend
>she stopped talking to me soon after
5 years later and I'm still a GFless virgin, woohoo...

>>35166741
Hey this is Shelby, who's this again? I can't seem to recall who you are...

>>35168392
You're fine bro. First had (vaginal) sex at 20 with some random Fetlife chick. It's kinda boring if there isn't attachment.

>>35166687
Does anyone have a picture similar to this with an older woman with black hair looking down at the camera scornfully?

>>35169645
>chh, it's just sex, brah
>desu it's kinda borin without that attachment, heh
why are you even here

>>35169120
This is just low asshole!

>>35170404
My life sucks outside of the minimal contact I've had with the opposite sex years ago.

>>35170578
You should've done something but now another autist, just like you, is going to seize the opportunity to get laid with Shelby. You fucked up kidder

>>35171399
I am not that guy I just hate that you are LARPing as some chick to make a brother feel bad.

>>35169645
>some random Fetlife chick
I thought fetlife was for events and shit? How did you meet someone from there?

did you get up to anything interesting

>>35166687

this is the kind of psycho-ass woman that fucks your head up good

you dodged a bullet anon