Brown fembot here. How do I get a german boyfriend? Please help

ja.. .ich bin german for u m'lady... xD

>>35167932
What kind of brown are you, femanon?

If you're a Muslim, you're basically already a member of Germany's ruling class. I say just hop a plane over to Deutschland and help yourself to whatever men you find. They'll probably fall all over themselves to be your love slave.

>>35167932

Why the fuck should we help you

>tfw more than 50% German but anglicised
>tfw fat Alpine face and short stocky body

I was meant to be a potato farmer in 1780s Bavaria, not deal with this shit.

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>>35167932
I realize you're a German incel with a micropenis but on the off chance that you really are a girl, here are your options.