Last words thread
You're on your deathbed, what do you say
Me
>Say that everyone who ever had faith or believed in me was stupid in the first place they're stupid for ever expecting genetic trash like me to succeed
My last words will be "saging this stupid reality, op was a faggot"
>>35183887
"Come closer. Closer. Closseerrrr.... Guess what?"
"What?"
"...chicken butt."
Assuming that since its a death bed and ive had tons of time prior to think about this moment just waiting, Id say something about how humanity is doomed and something about wanting to be the generation that goes into space and sees the galaxies while in a space ship.
On the subject of that last one, just imagine it. The most beautiful sight in the universe.
I'd love to float there seeing it and crying peacefully, it would be the most amazing moment in any life.
OP is a faggotalso this is original in case you didn't know
>>35183887
l don't want to die
tell sama im sorry
>>35183887
In my life I never got to be Vados's gf, I never got to destroy planets with her, and I never got to even speak with her. And this couldn't be achieved on any possible scale anyway, so, I guess, see ya later folks.
>P-pIease, Brad, I said I'm sorry! I didn't mean to walk in your shadow.
>>35183887
All those memories will be lost, like tears...in rain... Time to die.
"Thank fuck the nightmare is finally over. Eat shit normies"
>>35183887
tell...tell...tell my...tell my wife...tell my wife im an orangutan
Snatched out from the void to suffer, sometimes without even realizing it, and now only to return back to the void.
>>35185221
kek
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Ugh I've been waiting for this for so long
>>35183887
>I remember that thread on r9k where underage fags posted about what they'd like their last words to be even though there won't be anyone there to listen when they do actually die.
my entire life was whisked away from me before i had a chance to open my eyes
>>35183887
"Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them."