>Be me >work in a food court in the big city >finish

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>Be me
>work in a food court in the big city
>finish shift and sit down in a smaller food court while waiting for parents to pick me up
>I get nervous because I'm alone
>see people stare and the whole food court goes quiet enough to hear the whispers
>casually whip out 3ds to play videogames
>the cashier at Hungry Jacks (Burger king in Freedomland.) approaches me
>she says as sternly as possible "Sir this is a no-singles zone we're going to have to ask you to leave."
>"I-I'll only be a couple more minutes I swear."
>she flips out, skips the public humiliation and goes straight for the pepper spray in the eyes
>I scream as out of the corner of my eyes I see a big bulky black man in a suit approach me
>picks me up and lifts me into the air for everyone to see, before slamming me into the ground.
>everyone laughs and throws rotten tomatoes
>I pick myself up and leave crying
Why is Australia such a shithole?? Pic unrelated.