You have no excuse for not being in the military right now.

>>35183834
too old to enlist actually

except i have plenty of excuses, faggot

I'm too old to enlist and can't finish college in time for a commission.

I wish I'd just enlisted when I was younger. I think I would've done well. I'm good at working within a system and excelling at assigned tasks and terrible at navigating a wide open world of choices.

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>>35183834
get out of here uncle sam

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these military shill threads are getting less and less subtle
are we going to war with Iran?
I love you guys

>>35183834
Violence is meaningless and only causes more problems and more violence. It doesn't aid humanity and only destroys it more. War and violence is completely meaningless and reduntant. There's literally no positives other than death and destruction. But it seems like the stupid shitskins in Iran don't notice that.

>>35183909
the army needs 28000 soldiers within the next year. you tell me if something big is about to happen.

https://www.armytimes.com/articles/if-youre-willing-to-give-the-army-another-year-theres-at-least-10-000-in-it-for-you

>>35183834
>You have no excuse

Yes I do.
Too old.
And I'm extremely nearsighted.

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>>35183957
It gives many people purpose tho, most of us sit here because we have no purpose or motivation in life, I used to think army is hella gay and violence is pointless, but honestly the amount of benefits it gives you as a person, a different view on the world, the pay is nice and you get to do cool shit now and then, ain't that bad choice for a robot. It's pointless to think about higher cause, and what your role really is there, as it really doesn't matter in the big picture, you're nothing but a puppet anyway, might aswell acquire some cash/fitness, purpose and personal benefits fighting for the jews. The elite will have it their way anyway, and people will keep fighting for retarded causes.

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>>35184475
Specially if you ain't got much to lose anyway.

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>>35183834

scandinavian and too stupid to join

Military does not accept people who have been admitted to the psych ward/history of severe depression in general.

>>35183834
They want young able bodied chads, not brittle 32 yr old autists

Have fun dying for a country that doesn't give half a shit about you

I don't want to be a meat puppet for the military industrial complex being sent to kill sandniggers for the petrodollar in countries whose names I can't pronounce.

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>>35183834
I have blood phobia.

I don't think any army would want a soldier who faints at the sight of the red liquid we're filled with.

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It was my dream to be a soldier ever since I was 13, and as well I was really counting on the military to beat manhood into me. I couldn't because of a back surgery. It's probably for the best though because, as it turns out, I'm prone to depression. I likely would have been one of those PTSD cases that ends up committing suicide. Though I guess I'll still end up committing suicide anyway.