>at restaurant >order water >they give me the virgin

You have to ask for the lemon.

Rookie mistake.

yeah if you ask for lemon they know you're virginal

>>35194101
>>35194111
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT THEN?

what the fuck is virgin water

>orders water at a restaurant
Why do poor people even try to enjoy things

>>35194227
Water that ain't had a good dicken

I feel like I have so much SWAG right now, feeling frisky and feel YOLO

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>>35194285
This some real poorly written bait, man, try harder next time.

>mom found the virgin water

>>35194093
>at restaurant
This was your first mistake

>>35194264
Water is the only drink that doesn't taste like absolute shit because water doesn't have a taste.

Fuck soda.
Fuck tea.
Fuck alcohol.
Fuck any other beverage or hydration quencher besides water

>>35195439
>water doesn't have a taste
But I like the taste of water.

>>35194318
>virgin drank the mom water

>>35196211
You like the taste of chlorine and fluoride you mean
True pure water is tasteless, odourless and colourless

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>feel a cough coming on while riding the bus
>try to hold it in
>blert out a virgin cough

ITS NOT FAIR! ITS NOT FAIR!!!

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>go to get my driver's license renewed
>see the virgin test kits out
>leave
Well, I didn't want to drive anymore, anway.