>meet cool guy at a job was working
>he was almost chad
>somehow we click and end up talking for 5 hours
>longest conversation i've ever had
>invites me out
>don't really want to but accept anyways
>that friday he invites me to his house party
>its exactly the way I always pictured normie shindigs
>attactive girls everywhere music blasting, laughing, dancing, drinking games
>he introduces me to his lady friends
>kinda awkward but managed to salvage towards the end
>have fun for the 1st time since grade school
>danced with 2 chicks
>1 gave me her number
>people actually wanting to be around me
>played beer pong
>me and team mate blows other team away
>literally a crowd of girls swarm us cheering
>we both get victory lap dances
When I got back to my house I realized my entire 21 years of life have been a waste. playing vidya
Every day and shitposting sucks ever since that day robot life is so unbearable its the worse suffering someone could endure.
You faggots told me being a normie sucks
any one else ever get a taste of the good life?
You're not a robot. Fuck off, cunt.
lucky you, now get on with it
>>35194219
Nice copypasta faggot
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
It's sour grapes, son. Now get the fuck out of here your normie faggot.
The robots here who claim the normie life sucks are lying. They never got a taste of it which is why they're so mad. Literally fox and the grapes.
>I-it's not like I wanted to be a normie anyway! B-being a normie sucks, I bet!!
Yeah it seems great at first but after a couple of years of partying it becomes redundant and boring
Copypasta faggot
>>35194219
I hope this is true
Good job anon you made it I hope I will be able too
Nice one OP, sounds pretty cool. Mad skills with beer pong may also translate well to other sports if you want another reason to get out of the house.
If you like that shit then you aren't a robot. Even a cyborg with a gf is more robot than you