How many guys do you think your mom slept with before she

my father was my mom's first boyfriend

My mom was a 40 year old spinster

>>35228258
2. She wasn't very promiscuous, coming from an orthodox town. She was a loser shut-in nerd like me.

She's told me about each experience.

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>>35228258
mumy neve slepd wiv eneewan. shees a virjin

>>35228276

You actually believe that? Did santa clause visit you this year?

>>35228314
>when you realize you mom had sex
>when you realize you we're the biggest your mom ever had
during childbirth you sick fucks

>>35228258
My father took my Mom's virginity.
My Mom was convinced by multiple guys to leave him after she already had me and my siblings.

Don't let your lover have male friends.

Dad was my mom's second boyfriend and they started dating at 16.

If my dad wasn't her first, it was her second.

I know for sure that my mom was my dad's third girl and he also cheated on her.

>>35228343
I actually do believe this. The purity of the whole thing is kinda negated by the fact I know both my parents watch interracial porn.

>>35228367
>mummy had a c-section
>didn't even have the chance to give her orgasms

life is cruel desu

>>35228388

Again that's what you think, you have no idea what mommy was doing at 15, 16 ,17 ,18 , 19 all the way until she met your dad and had you.

>>35228258
None. She was autistic and Catholic, and my dad was literally her first bf. She literally only talked to her sisters and like 2 female friends from high school, when she met him. They met in college.

>>35228439
>They met in college.

and you think she was a virgin? Lmfao

>>35228258
Probably three. My mom was my father's first, though, but they ended up cheating on each other after my brother and I were born.