>you will die as a virgin

ur mom helped

>you will die alone never having known what it is like to be loved, not merely lusted after but loved
>you will never actualize your sexual fantasies
>you will never have the luxury of fucking a woman and abandoning her beacuse she is superfulous to you
>you will never ride the tiger to valhalla

just do like I did and go visit an escort. the one I met told me she had some virgin customer before me.

>>35228623
Having to pay to sleep with some STD ridden skank is even more pathetic than being a virgin mate.

>>35228664
Escort are not like street whores, and you can find one that does GFE. I was really lucky with mine, she was pretty cute and understanding. I visited her once before I decided I'd have penetration sex with her and she made me pay less the second time.

At least im not a niggurd

>>35228506
I hope not. Say what you will but I just want to be in a happy relationship at least once

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>>35228506
>you will die

I haven't consumed enough media. There is so much left to explore.

but I am not a virgo... I am just roboto
Also I can't die before Madivllany 2, DOOMstarks or the next Viktor Vaughn album

>>35228506
Feels good man.

This is an original statement and no I'm not going to admit that it isn't.

>>35228506
the saddest thing i can imagine

>>35228506
not if i have anything to say about it op, you fuckn cutie

>>35229600
Only thing stopping me from killing myself is all the anime I have to burn through desu.

Just jack off or something its basically the same thing

>>35231042
Where you getting the money to do it from lad?

>>35228506
I don't care as long as I die soon