r9k I really need a quick painless way to die. I've been

>>35228447
Exit bag

See ya tomorrow anyway OP

>>35228485
ha ha very funny.

I'll look into the exit bag. seems reliable but I really don't want it to be painful im a pussy

You're not gonna kill yourself, you pussy.

>>35228523
fun fact: dead people don't feel pain

>>35228523
Its basically attaching a tube with a mask to a helium tank and suffocating painlessly on helium. It no longer works because helium companies now put oxygen in their helium tanks to prevent this.

Get drunk anon, it'll help

>>35228447
Take some melatonin, wait until you can't physically stay awake anymore and start your car in the garage and sleep forever, my friend

>>35228578
This is a very practicable way to kill yourself, and fun

>>35228526
yeah you're probably right

>>35228563
I really want to do this
I'll try to scrap up some money and maybe I can make this happen

>>35228447
Any way you chose to die will take the same amount of time; the rest of your life.

>>35228523
>It no longer works because helium companies now put oxygen in their helium tanks to prevent this.

FUCK.

>>35228447
if youre serious perhaps we should get together a petition with signatures of all the people around the world who would peacefully like to end their lives and maybe try to persuade the government to oblige using modern medical science. its obvious theyve got the tech considering theres a death penalty involving nothing but injections. i fear the prison penalty related version involves extreme pain that isnt visible to the viewers but surely they can craft a painless version.

>>35228542
augh why do normies make it so fucking hard to die

Like Cmon you already ruined my life this far and you won't even let me end it

>>35228613
>>35228650
The Helium thing works, just tried it yesterday.

Don't listen to these oxygen shills, they actually made the helium mix more potent with adding oxygen because oxygen has a proven 100% mortality rate.

>>35228563
You can do this just as easily with nitrogen, which is much easier to find

>>35228447
If you relly wanted to die you wouldn't care about pain you pussy. Why don't you just go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of and stay there living out the rest of your pathetic existence

I've heard freezing to death is kinda euphoric.

>thread
8ch dot net slash suicide

>>35228827
Life is alot more painful than death. So with thst said, whats wrong with OP actually wanting something that isn't pain? You understand whay im saying..
Dumbass?

>>35228684
Fuck petitions we should all start jumping off of tall government buildings so they have to pay a lot to clean us up. Leave suicide notes saying that you wished there was another option.

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>>35228447
I would say to jump off a high building or bridge, but last time I looked up any bridges in the area I found out that all of them had safety nets installed and high walls, which literally got my blood boiling that.

mix pills with some alcohol and get a shotgun