Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't want to be a

>>35234568
Yes I am curious to know what it feels like having a pussy. But if I am going to wish for a pussy then I also want to have the body of a girl too. I don't want be Buck Angel.

No a lot of the time I just want to make them cum, preferably when my penis is inserted in them.

As far as I would give up my dick for a vag? I don't think so.

I'm rather jealous that its a sex organ that doesn't need to cooperate in order for sex to occur. The few one night stands I've had, my erection was an uphill battle trying to get it to cooperate.

>>35234568
It's so much easier to have a penis. Vaginas are the definition of high maintenance.

>>35234591
Also I wish I knew what it felt like to be uncut. I feel that I am missing out on pleasure by having a dry cut cock. The jews/christcucks have made it where I desire a dick in the ass just to chase more intricate pleasure.

>>35234568
>tfw penis envy
Switch with me.

>>35234637
>Switch with me
Tbh, I wouldn't actually want a pussy, I just want to not have a refractory period.

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>>35234568
>bleed once a month
>hormones fuck up once a month because of that
>ph balances could make you smell like rancid fish even when clean
>risk of yeast infections
>it's less than an inch away from the asshole
>ever wanting that over your dick

>>35234668
>I just want to not have a refractory period.
End this meme. Do you know how irritating it is to put the effort into masturbating and still have a raging clit boner even after coming a few times?

>>35234568
menstruation sounds like an enormous hassle

pregnancy destroys your body and ruins your sex appeal to the majority of men (there's a very high chance in modern culture that the guy who knocked you up isn't going to stick with you)

all the hormones associated with the female reproductive system make you fucking insane most of the time and most likely incapable of critical thinking and rational thought

the majority of vaginas are ugly as hell even aside from all of those other things (to be fair so are the majority of dicks)

no, i'm absolutely not jealous of vaginas.

>>35234716
How long does it take you to cum those few times?

>>35234799
An hour, but that includes a lot of porn hunting. I'm picky. If I'm in a no imagination or porn required mood, 15 minutes.

>>35234716
No, I have no idea what it's like to cum and not have my physical arousal level plummet, And I have no idea what it's like to cum more than two times without stopping.

>>35234922
how many times can you cum in 15 minutes?

also:
>"the effort"
>15 minutes
>cumming more than once

>>35234922
wtf I can never orgasm or cum. I'll be super horny and rubbing my clit but I receive no satisfaction at all. Do you use a vibrator or something??

>>35234978
>I can never orgasm or cum.
how old are you?

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>>35234978
you should use me instead ;)))))))))))))

>>35234947
>I have no idea what it's like to cum and not have my physical arousal level plummet
Is this not the ideal? I want to work/sleep, not masturbate.

>>35234971
>how many times can you cum in 15 minutes?
4 times?

>"the effort"
When I'm horny of course it's easier. Otherwise, an hour.

>>35234978
>Do you use a vibrator or something??
No toys at all. Are you watching crappy porn? Maybe you should get some toys.

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>>35234922
>>35234978
Why are neckbeards so prone to LARPing

>>35234947
That's low energy

You should be able to go again and again and again with just a short break in between

>>35234978
Do you come from sex stuff with dudes?

>>35235024
>4 times?
and you're still horny after the fourth?

>>35235026
I said I want a penis, not that I have one.

>>35235112
Yeah, that's when I give up and move on. I don't know why I bother trying, I end up hornier and less satisfied than when I started.

>>35235024
>I want to work/sleep, not masturbate
But why tho?

>>35235155
Are you the same ftm/penis envy girl from the dick sucking thread?

>>35235193
Masturbating legitimately makes me feel useless afterwards.

>>35235242
Affectionate penis, is that you?

>>35235278
>Masturbating legitimately makes me feel useless afterwards
Do it for money then.

>>35235278
>Affectionate penis, is that you?
ye

>Masturbating legitimately makes me feel useless afterwards.

I feel the same way 99 percent of the time.
Plus I usually have to wipe cum off my belly/chest and often my face.

>>35235296
>implying I would put my naked body on the internet
Camgirls have a sad existence anyway.

>>35235304
>ye
Let me nuzzle it. Does it twitch by itself sometimes?

>often my face.
That's hot. Your affectionate penis sounds nice, would thoroughly study it/10.

>>35235378
>>implying I would put my naked body on the internet
Well, touche, I guess.
>Camgirls have a sad existence anyway
The last camgirl I checked was travelling round the fucking globe on her MFC donations. Sad existence my ass.

>>35235378
>Let me nuzzle it.
You're welcome to.

>Does it twitch by itself sometimes?
All the time, it would do a lot more than just twitch if you were around.

>>35235155
Do you think you'd feel satisfied if your were full of my cum?

>>35235415
>The last camgirl I checked was travelling round the fucking globe on her MFC donations. Sad existence my ass.
The unsuccessful camgirls are sad, and that's most of them, let's be real. Also: at what cost?

>>35235454
>it would do a lot more than just twitch if you were around.
Tell me more about this affectionate, twitchy penis of yours.

>>35235609
Uh, this is my fetish. I get very, very weird about it when I'm ovulating.

>>35235653
>Tell me more about this affectionate, twitchy penis of yours.
What would you like to know?

also, please be in brisbane

>>35234568
I wanna lick her thigh clean

>>35235712
Cut/uncut, fun facts, things your penis likes.

>also, please be in brisbane
Hi again Brisvegas anon!

>>35236123
Uncut

>fun facts

uhhh... I can never remember a time when I couldn't retract my foreskin, which I don't think is normal. Also, rubbing the top of my glans will make me pee involuntarily.

>things your penis likes
Pussies, others penises, being gently stroked ,teasing the foreskin, massaging the balls and taint, being told it's big.

>Hi again Brisvegas anon!

were you in sydney or melbourne?

>>35234922
>I'm picky

elaborate pls

>>35236390
my money's on creampie/breeding

>>35235024
most times you've cum in a row?

in a day?

>>35234568
The change your gender, looser.

>>35234568
No. Vaginas are disgusting. Penis all the way.

>>35234568
Female orgasms are a lie they just want to fit in so they invented them. Women feel no sexual pleasure and their minds would be absolutely blown if they could understand how good jerking off is.

>>35234568
I wouldn't give up my dick for a pussy but I would give up my cut dick for an uncut one.

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>>35234568
>wanting monthly bleeding, cramps, hormonal imbalances, bad smells and mood swings
>wanting to have to buy pads
>wanting to have to either buy birth control or rely on the man to have condoms/pull out
>wanting to be able to get pregnant and deal with headaches, vomiting, mood swings, etc.
>wanting to go through childbirth

No man lol you're on your own. I thank God every day I was born a man so I never have to bother with all that horseshit.

>>35234922
lel as a man I could cum in 30 seconds if I wanted

>>35236284
>others penises
NICE (unless you're into traps)

>were you in sydney or melbourne?
'bin.

>>35236390
Amateur 99% of the time, no music, must be some kind of moaning that isn't fake, girl/guy has to be getting pounded so hard that there's a slapping noise. Also can't be something I've watched before unless it's special.

>>35236534
>most times you've cum in a row?
I have a ~1min refractory time so I can't come consecutively. Or I haven't been doing it right.

>in a day?
I think 10?

>>35236597
I could too, but the orgasm sucks. Gotta edge it out.

>>35236704
>I have a ~1min refractory time so I can't come consecutively
Pretty jelly to be honest

>>35236704
>(unless you're into traps)
is ok if I'm into both traps and cis guys?

>I think 10?

up until recently mine was either 5 or 6, I've done 9 or 10 two times so far this year.

>>35236731
It most likely is 0 but I like breathing.

>>35236731
>is ok if I'm into both traps and cis guys?
Slightly better I guess.

>I've done 9 or 10 two times so far this year.
What happened to your benis?

>>35236804
>What happened to your benis?
Nothing, I was just insanely horny those two days. I'd cum, feel satisfied and then five minutes later I'd be hard again. Wasn't sore afterwards.

Also, I can have non ejaculatory orgasm, but I don't count those.

>>35236804
can you describe what one of your orgasms feels like?

>>35237043
I don't know what to say other than it feels really good? Good enough that I'll yell out if there's nobody around. I can hear my pulse in my ears very loudly, I get teary, my body twitches, and I can't breathe properly for a good minute. My favourite part is that a good amount of pussy juice comes out (not squirting).

>>35237307
Basically sounds like when I have a dry orgasm, especially the teary part. cute

>>35237307
>My favourite part is that a good amount of pussy juice comes out (not squirting).
I really want to lick it up, to be perfectly honest with you.

>>35236704
I always see you talking about dicks, but how do you feel about balls?
How do you feel about the male ass, home of the prostate?

>>35237385
Are dry orgasms supposed to feel better?

>>35237510
I love balls, I love ass, and I love prostates the most. >tfw no big dick to milk prostates with

>>35237593
>Are dry orgasms supposed to feel better?
Well I don't have a refractory period with them, so that's why I do them, They're more intense but less satisfying, and I can't blow a proper load right after I do them because they tire out my pelvic floor.

>>35237593
>tfw no big dick to milk prostates with
that's why women have fingers

>>35237657
I have small hands, I would have to fist him almost.

>>35237707
I want to put my dick between your legs and have you stroke it, while pretending it's yours.

>>35237748
That would feel nice sliding along my clit imho.

>>35237767
I'm sure I'd be so turned on I'd be throbbing against you.

>>35234922
nigger it takes me 2 hours to climax
but then again i am a degenerate
if i had a vagina i would be cumming out of every orifice