>drunk af >asshole leaks >glad i'm alone

>>35433012

are you making fun of me, i try to be very clean.

>fart refusing to come out
>push slightly harder to fart
>a small amount of very watery shit comes out

I'm 23 and this has already happened at least 3 times. Can't even imagine what it's gonna be like if I made it to 60.

>>35433101
>same age
>same dilemma

You won't be the only one making mud pies in your pants when your older friendo

>get really drunk
>cbf using the bathroom
>piss into a bottle
>wake up today to really i missed half of it
>pissed all over a bunch of clothes/carpet/rubbish