Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they

Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

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Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay 2 silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

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Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.

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Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

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Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.