When you start to get confused
Because of thoughts in your head
Don't feel those feelings!
Hold them in instead
Turn it off, like a light switch
Just go click!
It's a cool little Mormon trick!
We do it all the time
When you're feeling certain feels
That just don't feel right
Treat those pesky feelings
Like a reading light
And turn 'em off
Like a light switch, just go BAP!
Really, whats so hard about that?
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
When I was young my dad
Would treat my mom real bad
Every time the Utah Jazz would lose
He'd start a-drinking
And I'd start a-thinking
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying
My dad would say to me: "Now, don't you dare start crying"
Turn it off
Like a light switch
Just go flick
It's our nifty little Mormon trick
Turn it off
My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer
My doctor said she still had two months more
I thought she had time, so I got in line
For the new iPhone at the Apple Store
She lay there dying with my father and mother
Her very last words were "Where is my brother?"
Turn it off
Yeah!
Bid those sad feelings adieu
The fear I might get cancer too
Like a light switch
There it's gone
When you're feeling certain feelings
That just don't seem right
Don't seem right
Treat those pesky feelings
Like a reading light A reading light
Turn it off Like a light switch on a cord
Now he isn't gay anymore
Turn it off!
This was a nice musical. Thanks for reminding me of its existence, OP.
>>35435342
did you see it live ? how was it ? gonna see it next weekend
>>35435490
It's very funny, you shouldn't spoil yourself by listening to the soundtrack if you haven't already.
>>35435578
>you shouldn't spoil yourself by listening to the soundtrack
well fuck