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I made a webm of Farage and Trump singing "Just The Two of Us", but intentionally cut off the last 5 seconds that was just a logo.

It gets reposted a lot.
Makes me happy.

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>>35452473
>be me
>senior year
>sit in the back because I'm antisocial
>next to me is a fucking asshole
>6'8" fucker
>total fucking retard, throws textbooks, doesnt pay attention, just annoying af
>bullies other kids
>Time to fuck with this guy
>sneak into dean's office
>look at the schedule for when the drug dogs come and sniff out everyone's backpacks and lockers
>next search is in two weeks
>stalk the motherfucker for a week to know where he goes, his locker #, etc.
>the night before the search I sneak into the school
>try picking his locker
>2 hours and three video tutorials later I get it open
>plant weed, underage noods, and alcohol in his locker
>Next day
>Armed fucking guard with a german shepard escorts him out of the classroom
>kids actually start clapping
>never see him again
>mfw

>>35452663
>2 hours
>spent picking a locker
>nobody saw you or noticed you were missing
I ain't buying it.

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>>35452692
You actually think there were patrols at 2am?

>>35452739
>The night before a drug search every door in the school was unlocked
Learn to lie better.

>>35452767
jfc look at this fuckin retard

>>35452821
>Wah I made up a shit story wah

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>>35452473
>the first bong rip of the night after a 2 month break

Last night at work this cutie was heavily, HEAVILY flirting with me. I couldn't do shit about it though because she was with her nanna.