>Rawr hahahahahaha Hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?

Your probably just going to text your friends and give me occasional filthy looks

I'm going to teach you about the Jew and his cultural Marxism!

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You're getting barefoot and I'm smelling those filthy soles!

>>35517611
Oh her niece!, I havn't seen you in months
Seriously I haven't seen this thread in a months

O-oh that's right, I've got to look after you for the day.. how about I put Minecraft on my desktop for you while I talk too hot babes on my laptop

>>35517860
Same. I'm glad it's back

tell your mom and dad to get real fucking jobs i'm sick of them leeching off my mom/your grandma
ffs they have no shame, pride, or dignity at all
they're just plain bad people who can't look after themselves financial or socially and yet they think they can bring children into the world?
it's disgusting and wrong and they have no business raising kids because they're immoral and stupid
now what were you saying sweety?

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>>35517611
Good old days. Honestly, I never missed you, but now that I see you, I remember one of these days.

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>>35517611
h-hi
ummm... can you not call me uncle anymore ;_;
im even wearing a dress and i pass >o<
and we cant really do much since i cant drive so i guess we can stay inside all day and play with my dolls and plushies

>>35517611
Haha, glad you're here.

Well, since it's probably going to be very boring with me at home alone, let's go downtown for some ice cream. It's a great sunny day today, so let's not miss out on it. Looking at your pale skin, I think getting a little outside there would do you good anyway, haha.

We can always change plans on our way if you get any other ideas on what you'd like to do! =)

>This thread is back
Shiet

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>>35517611
That girl was popular on 2ch.hk for a while, but somehow she disappeared while I wasn't looking.
I want to fill her uterus with my semen, if you catch my meaning.

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>>35519421
BE MY GF (male)

please what plushies do you own

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>>35519421
>uncle
>wearing a dress
>i pass

>>35519656
No what do you mean by that?

>>35519656
Oh, i think we do friend. I think we do. I think you'd like to have intercourse with her and create a situation in which she is full of your seed, if that's the gist of it.

>>35517611
Hey kiddo :), I thought we could catch a movie and then take a nap in my car while it's running in the garage, it makes the nap way better!

>>35519715
Indeed it is. I'm glad to be understood.

>>35519702
This fellow explains it >>35519715

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>>35519685
i have a ran yakumo funi funi and fumo, remilia scarlet fumo, and i have a couple hand made teddy bears i also already have the best bf in the world :3

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>>35519905
All traps must be exterminated for the betterment of the board. Begone faggot

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>>35519905
Are you looking for an open relationship

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>>35517611
Funny enough,v I'm actually going to be an uncle in November so this will be my reality soon.

Considering how old this pic is, that girl is probably in her early 20s now.

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>>35519952
no just me and my bf for ever and ever

>>35517611
We're gonna learn C#

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>>35519991
>Considering how old this pic is
It's from like 2014 and she's 13-14 in it.

>>35517611
I figured we could just take a nap together .

>>35519996
You know once you get old and nasty he won't want you anymore? You probably have at best 20 years. After that he will resent you at best, at worst leave you for someone better looking.

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>>35520033
Like this?

Blox orign posteru

>>35520030
I saw this pic everywhere back in 2011 on Mless

Today we playing rape

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>>35520047
I want this so bad why did you have to post it?

>>35520115
This honestly, i am eternally saddened by knowing this is out of my reach.

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>>35520083
Really? I'm sure it hasn't been that long. I know that I saved a bunch of stuff from her vk. But I don't know, time flies.

>>35520115
Perhaps this will help.

>>35517611
Well first of all kiddo you need to stop that rawr shit, you're going to get bullied in school if you act like a moron
Your parents asked me to look after you while they are on their trip so i figured we could build a dock,
now i won't let you handle the power tools just yet but you can help by sawing the wood to right size, ill teach you how to measure and mark the spot before we get started
Either that or you can go inside to play video games while i work on the dock, just don't drag mud all over the floors and don't eat all the sweets,
we can eat in 3 hours after i take a break from this, you can snack on breads if you get hungry before that, the cheese etc toppings are in the fridge feel free to use them

>>35520194
>actual cool uncle

teach me your ways

If she was from my garbage chad brother and the dumb roasties he likes both of whom would be impoverished by a child I'd take her to monster trucks and buy her a shitty 18$ hotdog and a 5$ soda there at the venue, if she was from my dyke sister and the kind of stuck up cunt she likes I'd take her to the art museum and then grab a bowl of pho.

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I dunno, wanna listen to the new Jimmy Eat World album?

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>>35520047
Fuck, here we go again!

>>35517611
REEEEE you need to go I can't watch porn with you in the house.

anyone knows where the
>tfw no __ ___ing filipina gf
guy is?

>>35519421
>letting a tranny watch your children
I seriously hope nobody does this.

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>>35520214
Think of a mentor type person and emulate the ways you would like to be mentored by them

Also remember that kids hate authority, give them options that gives them at least some level of choice so they don't feel they are being forced to work

Working with your hands on something that you can see progress on immediately with each step is also a good way to keep the kids active, avoid giving them tools that you wouldn't use when really drunk ( kids don't have that great motor skills and finesse yet)

And in case the kid really doesn't want participate try to give them a slacking option, it's their parents job to teach them discipline and laboring,
also having the kid just sit there while you work is not efficient for either party, they won't learn they will just be frustrated and bored

>>35520194
>you're going to get bullied in school if you act like a moron
Hot girls will never be bullied. They'll always have some guy pumping his semen into them who will knight for them.

>>35520279
Appreciated, thanks for the tips anon

>>35517611
>How about we play a game called "don't ever refer to me as my familial title again because it's weird that you feel the need to constantly remind me that we're related".

>>35520257
Killed by Duarte for selling meth

>>35520594
She's like 11 senpai, so she won't have beta orbiters yet and women will always bully women regardless of age

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>>35520115
Hell awaits. Welcome back.

>>35520238
get on your knees whore tyrone will be taking care of you!

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>You will never adopt your niece

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>You will never adopt your niece

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