Thats it. Im killing myself. So long senpai

>>35517407
Once you get a girlfriend you become much more desirable by girls

He probably has a 10 incher.

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>tfw he's probably fun to be around
>you're not
He's probably a turbo-normie though, absent of anything actually interesting or novel to say. Particularly if girls like him n

>diamond supply company
I'm not even jealous, they're all complete degenerates.

>>35517407
IT'S LITERALLY NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IMA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

he is just an ugly normie with confidence

>>35517407
They're slutty whores who are using him.
Don't feel jealous or down about it.

He's obviously rich as fuck.

>>35517407
Likely being used to the benefit of every girl he's pictured with.

Or, maybe, looks don't matter as much as everyone says :^)

>>35517790
thats more than 90% of men, they cant even get the time of day despite systematically being taught that life is only worthwhile with a romantic partner

Why can't you just be happy for the guy? Jesus Christ. And you guys say women are the ones who tear each other down.

>>35517543
>the confidence meme strikes again

>>35517468

This hit me hard.
I always thought I was funny/edgy, then I started college and realized that I was boring and people avoided me.

>>35518563
>who tear each other down
crabs in a bucket to be exact.

>>35517407 >32 usd tee not including shiping and tax
Just fuck my shit up fampai

>this thread again

This whole story came up on bodybuilding.com several years ago. It went so big that a user who knew this guy in RL noticed it. Long story short:

That guy is gay.

Possibilities

>rich as fuck
>massive cock
>insanely funny
>sold his soul to Satan for power over women

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>>35518954
That explains so much, thank you. Now I no longer feel depressed and inadequate by this thread.

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>>35518954
Well now it makes sense

looks like having hope for myself was, as always, a foolish prospect

>>35517407
he is fucking none of them, dude is like a gay best friend, worst thing about it he is straight probs

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>>35518954
Whoo.... thank you anon.

>>35517407
>spot the rich kid

Remember, this is how women think of you if you are ugly and not super rich

theplacetorant.com/ugly-creepy-guys/

>>35518563
We are just being realistic,

Women hate ugly guys. The only reason they are with them is to take advantage of their money

I feel sorry for him desu.

>>35518954
I still remember the screencaps of all the people on that forum being assblasted beyond belief. They were literally losing their fucking minds over this shit.

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>>35518954
Thanks for not shitting on my confidence even more dear robot.

>>35517407
good riddance buddy

So, if we are ugly, our best strategy is just fake being gay?

Sluts tend to be fag hags, and they will probably fuck a fag just to say they fucked a fag instead of some boring cis straight slob

>>35518954
Thank you anon. You are a true life saver.

>>35519686
I'm not very good looking (probably not outright ugly, but still), poor as fuck and have a gf.
Checkmate, robots.