>Anon, I know you've been looking for a girlfriend
>I have someone I want you to meet
ah, yes, i believe this is the human specimen you were talking about that has much more biomass than average
she will be perfect for my gene splicing experiments
>>35753916
>There is someone here who would unironically get with this monster just so they wouldn't feel lonely anymore.
i wonder what fucking her ankle roll would feel like
>>35753953
>>35753972
we have found him.
>>35753916
Mom you're blocking the stairs, I can't see who it is
My fucking terror is that someday someone is going to try and set me up with a girl and she'll be way below my standards.
>>35755129
Trust me, girls feel the same about you
TROLL!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONNN