Well I was tricked by the tinder threads

Start swiping ugly girls.

>>35753966
>no fetishes
is this bitch brain dead

Not all of them are like this desu. Lots of girls on there have low self esteem and if you treat them right its really easy to get some punani. That being said, there are a fuckton of 7-10/10 sluts on here that ONLY chad can achieve. Don't even bother swiping right on them.

Tinder is honestly a pretty big meme though. It relies so heavily on your looks and you ability to catch attention with cringy one-liners it's not even worth it.

>>35753993
l shouldn't have to lower my standards is the point.

What the fuck is a bueg?

The fuck does "own glassy" mean?

>>35754005
clearly your standards are too high if you aren't having success. Accept it or make yourself more desirable, but don't come here and bitch.

>>35753966
>pretty, young, white women want attractive men

wtf i hate women now

There're lots of girls with low self-esteem on Tinder. That's why they're on there; they can't find men IRL.

>>35754034
>Accept it or make yourself more desirable, but don't come here and bitch.
>but don't come here and bitch.
why not? society is bad for robots. why cant they bitch here? there is nowhere else for these people to bitch about these things.

>>35754038
Meme on someone else 6/10 guys shouldn't have to go for 3/10 girls because better looking girls only want a 9/10 man at the very least and nothing else.

>cherrypicking

That's a low quality dumb bitch. You must be a real loser if you swiped on that. How fat and ugly are you?

>>35754011
>>35754025
I think it's some stoner slang?

I meet most of those but I wouldn't swipe right on this bitch, her personality seems horid.

>>35754119
Well she's 21 and already talks like a vapid whore in her mid-late 20s so yeah.

jesus christ what a high-strung bitch

>>35754067
he's allowed to bitch, but not if he's gonna be one of those "I shouldn't have to lower my standards just because an attractive woman doesnt like me REEEE" people. That doesn't get anyone anywhere.

>>35754084
That's bullshit, most couples are similar in levels of attractiveness.

As for OPs pic, she has to state what she wants in terms of looks. She's young and attractive. If she doesn't, ugly omegas who don't know their place will bother her.

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>make tinder account but with pictures of funny birbs instead of me because I'm insecure about my looks
>swipe right on grills that don't present themselves as whores
>some of them match with me
>they aren't bots
>too nervous to engage a conversation
>unmatch them

>>35754180
can u post the funny birb pictures?

>>35753966
>no fetishes
wow this girl must really enjoy sex!

>>35754172
>ugly omegas who don't know their place will bother her
kill yourself

>>35754194
I don't have them right now. There's a green birb trying to eat a golden pistol his size, a birb cooking pasta in a kitchen his size and a birb with a cowboy hat.

>>35754213
Did that upset you? Ugly people of both genders need to know their place. I don't see what's wrong with that.

>>35754361
>Ugly people of both genders need to know their place
Girls don't.

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>>35753966
But talking to girls on tinder is easy anon

you just gotta pick the right subject B)

>>35754003
Most of them, if not all of them*
just be a dick
they love that

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>Match with girl
>5/10 but I'm not being picky
>Flirt for a bit
>She say's some weird things but fuck it
>mfw she tells me she's 12

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>>35754708
So, did you get Iaid?

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>>35754708
>12yo using tinder

holy fucking shit when did it get so bad

>>35754755
The only one who got laid that night was the shit that released itself from my body and onto my floor when I realized she was serious

>>35754779
if only you knew how bad things are

>tfw this is not original

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>make tinder
>swipe right 130 times
>only match with a bot after 24 hours
>uninstall
>contemplate suicide

>>35753966
Last few times I've been on tinder, I swiped right on all girls and got no matches. Even when I had an account, I only had like one match. Note, I've had sex with a bunch of girls and am messing around with one right now

>>35754963
You get flagged as a bot if you swipe right on everything I think.

>>35754833
sometimes it takes more than 24 hours to match with anyone

even getting a lot of matches isn't a guarantee any of them will be into you. last year l had around 100 matches at one point and out of that many only really had a good chat with five or six and only ever met up with one

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>>35753966
>Gay
>Average Looking
>Get a fuckton of matches
>Literally no one has those autistic checklists

>>35754779
Dude, a friend of mine told me every girl between 12 and 17 uses Tinder at her school to try and score with older white men. She's in an Asian country.

Cmon anon, just be yourself.

Back when I had tinder all you needed to do was swipe right on a few girls then bam, you've got yourself a decently attractive girl with low self esteem that you keep pressing to hangout with. If you can't get an attractive girl, lower your expectations and keep swiping. Next thing you know, you're balls deep.

Don't buy tinder though, that's weird. 100 swipes a day is more than enough.

>>35754994
I've tried being selective too, fuck tinder

>No fetishes

I have this on my Grindr. I used to just give guys the benefit of the doubt and assume "kinky" probably means he wants to be tied up once in awhile. But 99% of the time it means they're only interested in sex involving a retarded fetish like forced femme.

>>35754003
>Tinder is honestly a pretty big meme though. It relies so heavily on your looks
This.
Unless you're well above average in looks, are capable of making incredibly flattering photos, or are incredibly lucky, you might as well just skip Tinder altogether.

>average looks at best
>not photogenic
>swiped right to over 300 women regardless of looks
>zero matches

>average social skills at best
>manlet
Saving grace is that I'm still slightly taller than the average woman
>only occasional playful flirting when socializing, too busy having fun to try and "score"
>never do anything with vague "hints", disregard any claim of friends a woman is into me
>still manage to have 3 women confirmed interested in me
>1 crush for some reason, 1 somehow interested in FWB, and 1 is now gf

With Tinder you only have your looks and texting skills to rely on to try and keep a woman interested while 20+ other guys (on a quiet hour) are trying to do the exact same with that woman.
When out there socializing, you've got looks, verbal as well as non-verbal communication (body language among others), (perceived) personality, a mutual interest in event/activity, and possibly friends backing you up showing you're a social and confident person (however true or false that is), all affecting your success chance.
If you suck at one of those things, you can more easily compensate in other aspects.

Tinder is much better for random casual hook-ups though (assuming you're attractive and have flattering photos), but I'm assuming most robots are not really looking for that.

>>35754172
>That's bullshit, most couples are similar in levels of attractiveness.
People ITT aren't talking about couples but sexual relationships

I've had more success on 4chan fucking girls than I have on tinder, and that's not an exaggeration either.

>>35755426
Where from? /soc/? /r9k/?

>>35754084
Except this woman is an 8 and you are almost certainly sub-5

Stay in your league lil buddy

>>35754180
Congrats, you are the biggest pussy on all of 4Chan!

>>35755782
>this is the worst case you've seen

how fucking new are you ?

>>35754011
means a bong in aus/nz. glassy idk, but in nz that's a name for a meth pipe...

When I was on tinder any girl mentioning their other profiles (instagram) was an instant dq. Those ones are literally there to collect orbiters.

My tip is to wait a while then start swiping right on the ugly girls it shows you, they are the ones that swiped for you

The entire concept of tinder is retardedly shallow and narcissistic. Of course that's the type of women it attracts.

Get off that shit and go meet the women who don't have tinder. They'll be infinitely more enjoyable to associate with.

>>35755797
I just came here from /r/4Chan this week for the peeps

>>35755827
Where are you from in NZ? Never heard that used before

>>35755046
Does this countrys name happen to start with a T or a P?

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I made a fake tinder with a 8/10 Chad to see how easy they got it and I got 40 matches in one day(only swiping good looking girls),5 of those which messaged me first

If you are Chad ,tinder is literally the easiest pussy any man could every dream of ,but if you aren't don't even bother downloading the app

Pic related straight up asked "me" out on her first message

>>35755872
Auckland. Live in welly now tho to escape from auckland meth scene. I love all the names for crackpipes - ves/vessel, waka, flute, gav, glass dick etc

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>>35755867
don't worry lad nobody ever doubted that

>>35755888
what was your profile pic?

>>35755895
Fair enough, it sucks that meth is fucking easier to get than weed in a lot of places these days

Just fucking legalize it already ;_;

>>35755888
post some chat logs

>>35755888
Imagine if you had used your own picture, you could have lost your virginity by now.

>>35754779
Either actually 12 or a policeman trying to do the catch a predator routine. Either way that's an automatic cease and desist on communications.

>>35755888
>If you are Chad ,tinder is literally the easiest pussy any man could every dream of
This is already a well established and known fact.
Attractive people generally have more chances and more "luck", especially when it comes to anything romantic, than unattractive people.
Shocker.

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>>35755909

My bio is:

6'3",Studying Med,Basketball is life (basket emoji)

A person who enjoys life,loves to party and travel

>>35755953
I didn't talk to any of them yet

I can't even talk to girls on the internet through a fake profile, that's how pathetic I really am

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>>35755959

I don't think so buddy. I'm a 7 at most and can't take pictures worth shit

Yeah tinder is stacked for guys that are fucking chad 10/10s. However, there's also a lot of sad lonely girls on there too that simply want a guy to have around. Like yeah, maybe they're a bit used up because fuck boys trick them into thinking they want relationships just so they can bone and dash, but if you don't bone and dash and actually prove to be nice to be around there's some genuinely nice girls out there. Maybe those girls aren't 10/10s or 7/10s like you may want but you probably need to do a self analysis and see if you're genuine 7+/10 material. Just be nice to some of the less attractive girls and maybe you can pull something. If you're not getting any matches, expand your net some.

>t. Guy who found his qt3.14 virgin Asian gf on bumble

>>35755989
Hahahaha holy shit. Even that uggo, with your retarded profile text, gets hits. None of you have any excuse.

>>35756024
Have someone take a picture of you. It's not hard. Protip: have one of you with a dog. Girls love guys with dogs.

>>35756032
>virgin

You will be in for a surprise one day.

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>>35756084

Not only "get hits",but get matched with absolute qts

>>35756097
Haha no I took he v card, she was definitely a virgin. I've taken two Asian girls virginities and fucked non virgin Asian girls as well. Ruined some towels in the process.

>There Will Be Blood

>>35754005
>l shouldn't have to lower my standards is the point.

But beautiful girls should lower theirs for you? kek

>>35756187
no. only good looking people should be able to get with good looking people and ugly people are only allowed to date other ugly people.
sound good for you?

>>35755867

Spend more time lurking before you embarrass yourself further newfriend.

>>35756201
If you're ugly but want to score a cute chick, online dating is the wrong place, anon. It's way easier to win over a hottie in real life. At least that's my experience.

How do I start messaging girls? I have a bunch of matches (mostly 6-7 at best) but never know how to start.
Reddit would say use a cheesy pick up line but I'm no where near witty enough for that.

>>35756175
>he thinks virginity works like in hentai

>>35756243
Why don't you go ask someone on plebbit faggot

>>35756243
Something you saw on her profile. Hey, you like X, me too!

>>35756243
I'm no expert but I always liked looking at their profile and finding something that I could talk to them about in their bio. Chicks dig that because it shows you actually read about them before messaging and it also gives you something more to talk about than the million other guys messaging and saying hi ;). Sometimes try to tease them but don't get too autistic and either praise them too much or seem like a total dick. Gotta find that Goldilocks zone. Of the almost 20 girls I've banged on tinder usually it was because I managed to make them laugh while seeming interested in what they're into.

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>>35756243
I just give up after the first copypasted message.

>>35756313
you forgot the sushi

>>35756084

>6'3
>Good facial aesthetics
>Abs
>Uggo

Good bait anon got me mad.

god shes so ugly fuck

>>35755989
not putting a space after a comma is a RED FLAG

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>>35756157

Jesus Christ, why would a girl like that need tinder?

>>35756800
Because women are garbage no matter how they look

>>35756800
A T T E N T I O N

Especially, young women can't get enough of it.

>>35756843

>18
>young

How to spot a normie 101

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>>35754003
Tinder is the opposite of porn sites advertisement. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me

>Own glassy
>Love buegs

what

>>35756084

I mean his face isn't perfect but it's a bit above average, and with the 6'3 nice body med school thing he's probably an 8 or a 9 in most girls books.

>>35756918
Redditfag detected
Stay off of that hellhole, mate

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Just found possibly the hottest girl I've ever seen on Tinder. Of course she didn't match with me. I haven't had any luck with this app, but I've found a few girls to jerk off to.
Mostly it just makes me depressed because I realize how many attractive women out there want nothing to do with me.

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She's pretty damn flat tho

>>35753966

It's just nature man,become the 1%

>>35756985
Shut the fuck up you anime liking loser. You think I'm a NEET like you who is locked away in his parents basement with nothing to do but go on stupid image boards on the internet? I'm here because I'm a robot, but I got a job and things to do outside, so go back to watching your stupid Japanese cartoons, fucking loser

>women messaging me first
>chat a bit
>don't follow through because I have a bf and I enjoy my alone time

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>>35756987
This is a good one
Originalismo

>>35756711
Ugly face, roided, tattoo. Only gays would find that attractive.

>>35756973
>6'3" nice body

Nigga wat. Roids are not attractive, and his facial aesthetics suck.

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>>35757088
>>35757110

How is that roided?

I'm sorry that /fit/ has brainwashed you to think that everyone is on gear?

>>35757170
>hue
>looks like a monkey

/int/ was right all along.